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>>37429592
>their
Whose?

Stacy, it's just my dick in your ass.

>>37429623
That looks like Lana Rhoades (pornstar). I may be mistaken though.

Consider a trade? Same route you went down, starting to really worry about grades, a good handful of C's, probably going to have to retake classes. What grades did you apply to med school with and any advice to not fall into the same hole?

>>37430218
If Youre in college learn to code and change major to cs.

I had 3.0 undergrad, 3.35 taking med school tier classes in grad school.

There are no lab jobs out there and the ones that are there pay shit.

Pa school is even harder than med school in terms of admissions.

Seriously if your grades are not 3.5 or higher switch to cs and ditch the medical shit.

>>37429496
Could you get a job as a drug rep? You have to be a social person though for that kind of job.

>>37429415
>That kid who masturbated in the bathrooms

>>37429415
>That kid he stuck a pencil up his ass
>That kid the old male teacher would spend way too much time with
>That kid who ran like naruto

>>37430209
How old is too old? I willingly spent a lot of time with my English teacher so he could critique and read my creative/personal writings. He was in his 40's.

My mom.

originaI

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For me, it's Kisaragi Chihaya.

>>37429308
How hot is your mom? Post pic now!

your sex drive and all it's complexity can cause you a lot of suffering, I wish I knew how to control it, perhaps my will is just so weak I wish to give in to it whenever I can

>>37429207
An inbred nigger considered beautiful 2000 years ago, that would be considered hideous today due to selective breeding creating more and more beautiful women each generation?

>>37429248
do you fuck too much, fap too much, or feel too much?

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>>37429179
memes aside, she's bretty cute, would smash. any more pics?

>>37429179
all you're doing is showing the profile of some random girl. she probably will ignore you for the lowfuck you are

>>37429179
Shes cute anon, she will probably ignore you. hope she does

>>37428927

Fampersoni maccaroni the real bots have long migrated to le magic chan.

Its 2009+8.

>>37428927
You serious?

99% of people that claim to be non-virgins on r9k are LARPing virgins. No actual non-virgin needs to validate themselves to r9k, and if they do, they have serious issues and are not worthy of envy

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>>37429040
>and if they do, they have serious issues and are not worthy of envy
thats right.
im not a virgin anymore btw

>>37428895
what the fuck are those things on the right?

>>37428895
Honestly its a pretty stupid tagline, clearly she's still "beautiful". It's not like she's some hideous monster, she's just chubbier with a different head shape WEW LAD SO UGLY

>>37428955
Chocolate Digestives. It's probably how Snow White ended up not so beautiful.

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DIAZEPAM? HEROING?

>>37428831
I don't know what that is, but probably not. I'd say a kilo of any drug will do you in though.

>>37428831
Probably not>>37428831
It probably will not work

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My room is a fucking mess.

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Who else is /comfy/

>>37428932
Fuck Firefly, that show sucks, nigga.

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>>37428753
write it down in restrooms everywhere asking for perv pics and sex

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Post it on Craigslist in a degenerate board with a description that will entice people to call. If you can't think of anything then use the generic free BJs.

>>37428753
Treat others how you want to be treated anon, stooping to the bitch's level makes you no better then her

>Tinder

no

Haha....

what a fool. thinking I would care. that I would be SWAYED by his WORDS...


when I am CONVINCED by his ACTIONS.

>>37428670
Good for him. I used to be all those things and that didn't prevent my life from warping into a pile of steaming shit. But I can concede he's right. There's a lot of women hate here, and while I can understand it, I've been lucky enough to have had an experience (no gf) with a very sane and caring girl.

I also go on /pol/ to have some fun, but the thing is (even on /r9k/) to never shut yourself off from the media world of normies. Force yourself to read the mainstream media & check out Facebook, as disgusting as it is.

Beyond all that, 4chan is amazing because it offers an anonymous, uncensored place where we can still form a community. It allows all of us robots to channel our angers, kinks and failures and discuss them. It offers us another world to live in. It gives us friends, even if it's just a facade.

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>>37428525
Ha, you're so pathetic. Loser.

>tfw 6x5 subhuman dicklet that can only be seen with a microscope

>>37428525
>Tfw 6 inch dick

>1 inch above the average

Not the winning lottery ticket, but certainly not a losing one either :D.

Why are you in my house naked, random woman?

>>37428455
Like the movie, I Get Out!

She got some big ass feet

>>37428333
Try accomplishing something and then taking a break when you need to.

I konw this feeling and I'm still fighting it. Actually it got better after I got a pattimejob to sustain myself. But I dont think one can gerneralize this.

Keep fighting anon. You can do it!

>>37428333
nihilism my friend
>what future obligations?
>does someone depends from you?
just be more pepe and less wojack