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How does it feel knowing that no matter how much you work out or how rich you are - you will never have a cock like Chad.
Your future girlfriend will have fucked a chad and loved it, your current girlfriend fucked a chad and loved it.
You are pathetic
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>future girlfriend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one OP
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>future girlfriend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one OP
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>future girlfriend
Are you aware of what board you are on?
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Post what you're currently feeling.
>Turn 24
>Check normiebook for the first time in 4 years
>Every single girl I see is in a long-term relationship
>Friends in the past are all in LTRs too
>Some are married
Meanwhile I've never been with a girl in my life.
I tried to bulk up and get bigger mainly to look better also to at least stand a chance to ever reproduce etc.
I've gotten very sick since school ended for me. I got Crohn's Disease along with Ankylosing Spondylitis (bamboo spine). I'm pretty much guaranteed to die alone. But, at least my illnesses will kill me a lot quicker.
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>>37492253
I'm feeling relatively at ease, just relaxing really. Not much else to report.
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>>37492290
fuck off normy reee
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>>37492253
>Play Friedrich Nietzsche from Klaus Schulze's 10th album "X"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUw6OZSOszs
>Finally quell the unrest from droll environmental sounds with the power of Berlin school
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Hello old friends. I think I'm going to kill myself today. Thank you for being the only company I every had
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Alright bub, See you tomorrow
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>>37491976
someone out there loves you. don't give up on life. the world really is a beautiful place, and there's so much of it to explore. i love you and believe in you.
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>>37492041
>you love a stranger
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Is it okay to have a 16 year old gf when youre 19
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A 16 year old gf sounds pretty good and I'm turning 28
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>>37491859
Yes, it's not really bad, it's just three years of difference and she's already an adult. If you're in that situation congratulations on having a relationshio and I wish you the best. Now get out of this board. Re.
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>>37491859
16 up wards is fair game generally speaking, unless they're still pure and actually smart. When i was growing up i always found it really bad if i were with a younger girl but really all i was doing was hindering my chances of getting laid
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>june 2017 already
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You know when you have like 10 minutes doing something and you try to savor them but they fly by? Life is the same, stop looking at your calendar and ignore the fact that time will eventually pass. Anxiety doesn't help.
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>>37491842
>June of 2020
>Only 2 years from now
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>>37491900
I feel you but I'm constantly in fear of losing time. I don't know if it's because of the job I don't like or because I don't have a life. there are some days I enjoy. but time is running awfully quick and it's scary
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When you weren't looking, someone came by and gobbled up your fish dinner. The three brothers near the scene of this dastardly crime had this to say:
A: "Me? Oh yeah, I ate it. It was good too!"
B: "I saw A eat that fish right up!"
C: "B and I didn't eat that fish."
One of these three brothers is Iying to you, but which one is it?
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>>37491820
Kill all 3 of them, even if only one ate it, the others didn't try to stop him. They are all guilty and must pay with their lives.
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>>37491820
C, obviously. The all ate the fish. A didn't say B or C weren't eating the fish, B didn't either, so so far we know that A definitely ate the fish. And since neither A nor B can be lying, since only one of them can be lying and they're both saying the same thing, C must be lying. Meaning B and C also ate the fish.
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>>37491820
C looks cute.
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The cuck fetish is only beta from the cuck's POV.
From the bull's POV it's the most alpha fetish possible. The cuck's wife is completely lusting after you to the point of fucking you and BEGGING for you to cum inside of her, infront of her husband.
In a lot of cases the cucks wife even completely stops having sex with her husband and exclusively fucks you.
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>>37491757
>cuck fetish is for the thinking man
>brainlets get angry when their wife cheats on him (they always do btw)
>they kill themselves or go crazy
>thinking man just enjoys it they don't even suffer mental stress
>they enjoy new feelings
>meanwhile the brainlet gets confused starts blaming everyone of his faults even tough we all know its natural for women to cheat
>thinking man overlooks a small mistake for the greater good (marriage) or just walks away from a toxic relationship
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>>37491757
>tfw self insert as the bull fucking another man's wife
>too beta to even get a gf to cuck me
I'm beta^2
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>>37491819
> Toxic relationship
> greater good
Do you people even read the bullshit you type?
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Tfw I want to rap but I can't rap
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Why do you want to be a nigger?
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>>37491755
holy shit where is that from?
it reminds me of a cp video ...
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>>37491811
fuck off already u annoying piece of a shit
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Why do women have orbiters? I've never had orbiters, and I'd never want any.
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>>37491548
It's funny, because this is a blatant tactic to gain beta orbiters.
Very sly move.
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>>37491607
You can't get orbiters without an identity, there's nothing to orbit. I won't post photos or contact info so this thread will have desperate betas and shitposts and discussion of women being shit, all for my amusement, before fading into obscurity.
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Everyone gets orbiters, OP. Sometimes people just fall in love with you whenever you least expect it.
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>Tfw no submissive korean fucktoy to worship my big white donger
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>>37491435
ew
blueboard when
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That's disgusting, where is her penis?
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>>37491435
Make more of these threads OP
You piss off alt right faggots AND liberal cunts. And Asians are hot.
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Honest question. How can you love a girl who has been tainted by another man?
How can you look at her and unsee the cum that was on her face?
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>>37491397
Easy, be a cuck...
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Daily reminder that OP is a closeted homosexual who posts this thread multiple times a day. He can literally think of nothing but cocks and cum.
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>>37491666
/thread
bbckkkakzomlockslox
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Daily reminder, if you're racist, you're dumb and have below average intelligence
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Oh really?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2389545/Intelligent-people-just-likely-racists-difference-likely-act-beliefs.html
https://www.fastcompany.com/3055662/smart-people-are-as-racist-as-less-smart-people-but-smart-enough-to-hide-it
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>>37491347
Smart people can be racist. Hatred doesn't require intelligence.
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>>37491376
Intelligent person here.the facts prove there are differences between races but hatred is an irrational emotion.
Also why should I cuckold myself for my race? Most white people are normies who treat me like a doormat. All that matters is #1. Being an unspooked ubermensch is the only consistent position.
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who /lovesthicc/ here?
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>>37491280
perfect for pump and dump
would never get into relationship with a fat cumdumpster
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>>37491335
I SAID THICC NOT FAT
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thiccc in their 20s turns into morbidly obese in their 30s
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How often should I shower?
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>Not doing the ubermensch shower cycle
>not showering once every 4hrs
Smh desu fampai
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>>37491262
Shower every day if you're a sweaty person or do strenuous activities (like manual labor or yard work or sports). You can get away with every other day if you're sedentary
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>>37491262
Every day
I even do multiple times in summer
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Time for a really gay story, robots.
I started today the same as any other. I spent most of the day sitting at home, playing vidya. But, as per normal, I began getting frustrated at the vidya and then an idea hit me, I'd do as the normie does, I'd go out for a walk in the woods nearby.
Off I went, just thinking to myself, smiling at qts and then getting angry with myself for not talking to them, Petting doggos and what not when I came to this wide but shallow pool of muddy water. I wanted to cross it and knew the only way was to jump. I stood for a good ten minutes getting angrier and honestly depressed because I just wouldn't do it. I eventually thought "fuck it anon, just do it, pussy" . I done it. I fell. My whole left side was covered in mud, water and dirt. I was frustrated, annoyed, angry. Then, the biggest shit eating grin came on my face and I burst out laughing, completely alone. I was happy, truly happy.
Now for the cliche part; if you really want true happiness just take that leap. If you get dirty, who cares, you made it. Get up from the computer and go enjoy the little things.
Have a picture of a doggo because my phone camera is too high quality for 4chan to handle so you can't see the water.
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Someone reply to my motivational story.
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>>37491253
Haven't lurked long enough to recognize ironic posts, but fuck it, if you mean it, then that's actually pretty cool.
Hopefully we can all get some of them good feels.
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>>37491418
You couldn't go around it? Getting dirty is fun, though.