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>>37492790
She ate her peas one at a time.

>>37492850
What???

Hggbhnnh

>>37492790
Tfw no bf to appreciate my thicc

>>37492788
Life would probably be easier if I just wasn't in it.

If I had only sexual desire I would buy a fucktoy or a hooker, I want to be genuinely loved

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>>37492866
i just want to sleep with somebody in the literal sense

You can't make a lot of huge changes at once or you'll easily fall off the bandwagon. Start by making a small change, and once you feel completely adapted to it, make another small change.

An easy example is drinking calories mindlessly. Try to replace all your drinks with water. Once you feel comfortable with this, maybe start C25k.

>>37492683
just don't eat. it takes no effort. at least when gaining weight you have to actually eat more which takes some effort, but to lose weight you just have to do literally nothing

>>37492768
I already only drink Water AND I only eat one meal a day. The problem is on the weekend or when I visit parents, I end up binging completely and eat a ton. ALso wtf is c25k

>>37492632
A shallow and pathetic waste of time for anyone under 7/10

>>37492657
granted I live near/outside LA.. but everyone on this fucking app is either a singer/songwriter/artist/yogi/foodie/freespirit or they are model/actress/entrepreneur with headshots and everything included in the profile.
This is fucking madness. There is no way that everyone is this adventurous and beautiful all at the same time.

>>37492729
I feel you man.
There needs to be a meetup thing for lazy fucks.
I'd totally support that.

Get ready lads, the ramp lowers in thirty seconds !

>>37492628
l dont wanna die :(

>tfw sitting in a comfy pillbox shooting Yanks all day
MG42 best raifu, come at me Amerikaner

>>37492614
I fucking know this girl
jesusfuck

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>>37492614
You're not mai waifu! What are you doing here? How did you get on my bed?

>>37492630
>No face
>know her

How?

>>37492576
>Do you ever feel jealous and bitter when you see young people having fun?
more bitter bout teens fucking and losing their virginity to be honesto familia

>>37492576
yes I walways imagine them dying painful deaths

>>37492576
I don't care. I feel kinda bored. Might join them simply because I have nothing to do.

>>37492575
OP is and will always be a faggot.
This rule is transcendental and can't be changed.

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>>37492675
>OP is and will always be a faggot.
>This rule is transcendental and can't be changed.
don't associate me with those faggots

>>37492575
Whatever you say fag.
Original mute

please respond to me originalalal

sure, but not in a sexual way

Only call girls you're not pursuing "mommy", and preferably somewhat ironically

>>37492546
>>37493107
I've called girls mommy and i've cum in their mouths

>>37492476
go to the park or the zoo

>>37492496
Do I just ask her right away? Or do I send like some messages to chat with her before? I seriously have no idea how to actually talk to a woman normally. I only really know her name and nothing else about her.

>>37492476
Ask her what time she gets out of work and if she wants to grab a coffee or something then

Shouldn't have had a kid then dumb roastie whore.
if he loves you enough that shouldn't deter him

>>37492431
you fucked up by getting pregnant anon.

Be honest with him, and tell him what happened. If he really loves you and that kid he won't care about it.

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>>37492390
Wew, what a lot.

>>37492402
Please leave this board no one likes you.

>>37492402
idk
When I get really sad I post these while cutting myself and it does something.

>>37492309
just be yourself and bomb them

>>37492319
>just be yourself and fuck their women.
fixed for ya anon.

>>37492309
anyone who unironically believes in fairy tales deserves to be insutled
>tips fedora

Because I'm not /out/ or /k/ enough

>>37492270

I'd rather be a NEET than a junky NEET.

>>37492270
is there more op

this post was no oregano

im trying to distract myself
i felt like watching anime but i dont anymor
he hates me
daddy hates me

its all my fault i made threads without thinking and said his name
now he hates me hes gone foreveri want dad back
what am i supposed to do now
hes making me cry i know he is
he said these threads were funny im happy to have made you laugh at least

i want daddy back
even if he thinks im mentaly ill and thinks i want revenge on him
i dont want to lose dad
im doing my best to be normal