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Why don't you have a thicc gf?

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Why don't you have a thicc gf?
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>>37492790
She ate her peas one at a time.
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>>37492850
What???

Hggbhnnh
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>>37492790
Tfw no bf to appreciate my thicc
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Because if she's low willpower enough to get thicc she's low willpower enough to completely balloon the second she has you snared
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>>37492790
NEVER EVER

overweight women aren't human

just pump and dump these fucking whores!
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>>37492935
You a female girl?
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>>37492935
You're not thicc you're a fat cunt. I love how fembots make these threads so they feel better about their weight, a tiny percentage of neckbeards find fat girls attractive and the only reason they do is because they're trying to numb the pain that they won't get a pretty skinny gf. Fat girls are revolting, only nu males would ever touch one and fat girls still want chad. Neck your self

>implying the rope wouldn't snap
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>>37492790
I do have a thicc qt 3.14 gf though
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>>37492790
Like it or not, Sabrina has THE ideal female body.
This is what peak performance looks like.
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>>37492982
Yeah I'm female (girl)
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>>37494089
Post body and I'll appreciate your thiccness
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Does anyone know her instagram? I forgot
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>>37492790
I do have a qt thicc tall gf tho

also shes a titcow
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>>37495058
Sadgalbri
Hhhnuh
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>>37492790
Because my dick is 5inches sharp and two fingers thick...I only ever lucked out with really petite girls.
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>>37492790
bc her legs will choke me in my sleep
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>>37492790
Because stretch marks and cottage cheese skin make me puke. Its really bad for the relationship when you turn away and gag every time you see her undress.
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>>37492935
Where are you from? If we live closeby, I'd definitely be willing to get down with the thiccness.
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>>37494174
I feel too shy, anon
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>>37495303
How am I to appreciate it if I don't know what it looks like?
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>>37492790
Why is nudity not allowed on instagram but this is?
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>>37492790
Because I hate fat people in general.
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Taking gf applications. Only requirement is thicc.
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>>37495303
nothing matters, just do it
you need the confidence boost
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>>37492790

Fat white women are almost exclusively coal burners. Disgusting.
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>>37492790
>why don't you have a thicc gf?
>why don't you have a gf?
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>>37492790
Because I'm a 5'8" skinny manlet and they all want tall chads
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>>37492935
I'm a cute(not hot) guy with a pretty degenerate belly fetish. Post contact? I'm in the se United States
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>>37492935
I'll be your bf distance isn't really an issue for me.
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>Why don't you have a thicc gf?
you are asking too much my friend. small steps... the correct question would be
>Why don't you have a gf?
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>>37492790
I do, and a goth side piece.
Winning lads.
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>>37496198
You're a bad person. Don't cheat on people.
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>>37492790
Probably the same reason why I dont have a gf.
Im a shut in with no friends.
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>>37495087
How tall is she? You're living my dream.
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>>37496220
But I don't want a thick goth GF, I want one of each.
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>>37496275
You couldn't just be content with a GF? Do they both know?
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Chad here. I exclusively go after thicc girls.

They're usually easier to get into bed, have bigger breasts and are generally more fun to hold and squeeze than toothpick thin girls.

Chubbies are the best.
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>>37496343
Side piece knows. Main doesn't. Not satisfied with one because I'm a needy emotional prick who needs all the love my parents never gave me.
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>>37496470
You're a piece of shit if you don't tell your gf.
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>>37492790
Because I'd rather an attractive one.
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>>37496495
Piece of shit anyway lad.
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>>37492790
Cause i can't obtain one?
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Because I want a thicc trap gf.
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Had a thicc mudslime gf but she was too ashamed of her body to be any fun. In contrast, the chubby white/Latinos I've been with were incredible lays.
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>>37492790
That's not how you spell fatass
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>>37493373
peak performance for what ? Type 2 diabeetus?
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>>37498984
for blowing a load in
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>>37496414
They're also generally kinkier and less stuck up about doing stuff in bed.
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>>37499272
True, but I'm just looking to fuck. If they suggest something, I'm usually game. Except anal. Not a fan.

Best one's I've found are the ones who want to be on top. Chubby girl riding your dick, bouncing all over the place. It's a beautiful sight.
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>>37492790
my short dick will never please her :(
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>>37499211
ew no, I'd rather have someone who I can throw around and not crush me. Trust me, small girls are better then fat girls
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As if I'm in a position to be picky about girls.
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But anon I do. Fat girls are GOAT
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>>37499696
some of us are, this size is perfection though
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>>37499793
>toothpick
Nah
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>>37495303
Just post a throwaway and see if something clicks with someone. Otherwise who cares it's a throwaway email/Kik whatever.
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>>37500215
>fatty
why do people have such shit taste?
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>>37500215
you could only get your dick half way in that. there's a reason why people like deepthroating.... people develop an attraction to fat asses because they slowly accept that's the best they are going to get and they rationalize internally. Now stop pretending and accept that you aren't actually attracted to fat chicks.
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>>37495303
do you have kik or skpye femanon? thicc girls are love
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>>37492790
Because they only want black men
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>>37500215
hnng fucking love slighty saggy tits
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>>37500215
>>37500328
>>37500385
Yall are fucking dumb. That girl is fucking gorgeous.
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>>37500516
You're talking about the thin chick right ?
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Gimme them fat bitches everytime. I had a really beautiful slim gf once and that insane bitch was always trying to get me to go for jogs and the gym. Finally she dumped me because I wasnt motivated enough for her, fair enough. Then I met this chunky goddess and that girl would ask for McDonald's after sex. Put on 2 stone, but fuck me the sex was good, the food was good and she felt fucking good pushed against me. Things that look good are seldom the things that feel good. I choose feeling good everytime.
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>>37500385
No need to come into a thread nobody wants you in and start projecting everywhere friendo
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>>37500560
Nope the tit cow. I mean Daisy Riddley is hot dont get me wrong. But the chubster can get some fuck by me every night
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>>37500688
God damnit what's wrong with people liking fat chicks
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>>37500643
>Things that look good are seldom the things that feel good. I choose feeling good everytime

Like a nice pair of high heals to a pair of Autizmo new balances. One looks good, the other feels good and is much better for your feet
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I WANT A FUCKING CHUBBY GF RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37500820
Idk whats wrong with faggots? Their dick gets hard for dudes. I cant control what dick gets excited about fuck wit.
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>>37500215
She doesn't carry fat well
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>>37492790
Because there's only room for one fatty in a relationship with me, and it's me.
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>>37501114
Their dicks get hard for skinny chicks and prefer them they just settle for fat chicks even in their fantasies because they know they couldn't get with a good looking skinny girl. Make your fantasy what you really want. America has the weirdest trend in women right now.... thankfully it'll end and the age of the ass will end
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>>37494089
No you are male (faggot)
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>>37501756
Yeah you're right how dare my sexual preferences be different. We should all just be the same. Everyone should be the same grey skin. Wear the same grey clothes and speak in the specified speech patern. We all will get our designated life partner to have sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Nobody will have any opinions and they human race will just exist.

What a glorious utopia...
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>>37501861
It's just encouraging all this fat acceptance shit
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>>37502020
lmao okay continue on your little crusade while convincing yourself the skeleton noodle women are better
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problem with fat girls is that their peak is boobs but everything downwards sucks massive dick,theyre like 70% disgusting and 30% okay to me,if it makes sense or maybe 80 20 idk
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>>37502576
We're not talking about fat girls, we're talking about thicc girls. There's a difference
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I have to look like I can handle them before I can get them.

I'm coming out of being a skinny DYEL, but I still have a ways to go before I can confidently go after them.
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>>37495380
Does that look nude to you?
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>>37500673
WHO?
Originaly post
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>>37502661
yeah... that girl is fat
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>>37503210
momokun. save yourself and dont look her up.
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>>37502661
she has rolls, she's fat, she can't even turn any more then that
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>>37492935
Here come the desperates. Jesus why do you people encourage this type of behaviour?
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>tfw all of your sexual fantasies only involve chubby girls, or skinny girls being fat
>tfw hookup only with underweight, conventionally attractive girls that your friends envy, but I can't get off to them nearly as easily fat girls that you'd be ridiculed for finding hot

I am sexually attractive to pigs almost exclusively, but I fall in love with and astonishingly hook up with aryan blonde, blue eyed girls...I've never been with an overweight girl even though I'd probably cum in 4 seconds, where it takes me an hour to fuck girls that most dudes would kill over.
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>>37492790
I have average breasts and my weight goes to my ass, thighhs, and tummy
Am I considered "thicc"?
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>>37505857
YES PLS POAST PICKS
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>>37495298
I live in AU

>>37496099
How cute are you, anon? :)
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>>37500451
I do have a skype but I use discord more often
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>>37492790

that's not thicc, that obesity, camera angles, and the strong smell of cheese.

pic related, true thiccness

it amazes me that you retards still can't tell the difference between whales and thicc 3.14s
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>>37505925

melbs?
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>>37505857
Yes post throwaway so you can be worshipped
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>>37506101
FINALLY. This is thick, not obese like the other shit on here.
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>>37505964
send me your discord
[email protected]
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>>37492790
>tfw no thicc gf to spoil and worship while she gets gangbanged
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Most fetishes I can understand. I'm not a foot fag but whatever I get it, like the whole developmental thing I don't get fully because I didn't get it but the appeal of nice feet is understandable. Or stuff like spanking BDSM is all understandable but I'll never get why people like fat chicks. It's literally like the thing that we are not supposed to be attracted to. It's unhealthy and the fetish for it is just helping spread the obesity just as much as the fat people who sue for special rights because people looked at them weird or something. A girl at my college a few years back sued the school because the showers were too small for her to fit into... I fucked someone in the showers there to give you an example of them not being too small. This fat acceptance thing needs to end. Thick is ok, when it's natural especially some women are pear shaped but nearly ever picture on here is an obese land whale with folds of fat.
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>>37493207
>Tells women to kill themselves when they don't make themselves sex dolls for him.

You deserve the life you have, desu.
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why do beta's virgins always have impossibly high standards?

oh thats right, it so they have an have an excuse for being a virgin
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>>37492790
Cause thicc Asians are super rare and even if I met one irl they wouldn't like me.
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>>37495303
>lol Im' a gril, but no I'll never post a pic or any kind of content
>just gonna keep shitting up the thread with shitposting baiting for thirsty faggots to give me (You)s
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>>37505857
>another OMG I'm a gril too, anyone wanna fucc me?????????
>shitforbrains still reply to this obvious man
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>tfw this titcow is a fucking boring nerd who has dumb standards and won't even give you access to the tits if she approves of you

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/not_in_a_tree

why do titcows do this
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>>37492790
Literally fucked a girl like that yesterday. Had issues doing her doggo style because I even despite 7 inches my dick is apparently too short and I kept falling out. What the fuck
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>>37500643
Deep down you've always been a gross fat fuck anon.
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>Gorgeous, juicey thighs. Extremely sexy, feminine hips.

Ffffffffffffff Fuck. Yes.

>Thinner upper-body accentuates sexy pear-shaped body.

Ohhhhhh I know exactly why I've got this boner.

>Stupid, cheap, edgy, emo tattoo of a black, broken heart.

What!? No... What're you... Stoppit..

>It's right in the middle of her chest. Indicating she is some kind of special snowflake emo kid.

Stoppit!!!

>Dark, blood red lipstick.

I SAID STOPPIT!!!

>Ugly, dyke style, shaved head!!

NONONONONONO!!!

FUCKING GODDAMNIT!!!!!

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37500643
>yellow feet soles
>ass acne
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>>37495704
Iktf
Altzo
R u me
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>>37506801
D-do those legs and feet belong to a thicc Asian?
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>>37507099
>>yellow feet soles
what causes this? yellow feet always look smelly.
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Defining T H I C C right here
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>>37507687
That's fat dude but I'd still fuck the shit out herbut I wouldn't tell anyone
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>whitebois still having a hard time defining thicc
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>>37492790
You mean a belly gf?
>anyone on r9k having a girlfriend
That too mate. That fucking too.
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>>37507882
>You mean a belly gf?

FFS, no.
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>>37507882
No, he meant thicc not fat
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