>That was great anon. I love you. Can I just hang onto you

>>37492614
I fucking know this girl
jesusfuck

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>>37492614
You're not mai waifu! What are you doing here? How did you get on my bed?

>>37492630
>No face
>know her

How?

>>37492673
looks like my former oneitus breh.

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Get the fuck off me
>Elbow her in the tit and throw her off the bed

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>Come here anon, I'll make you feel better about your day.

I'm too hairy. No girl would ever want to do this to me.

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>girl smell

oreg

>>37492771
Yeah, her and another literally millions of girls. You're mentally ill retarded.

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>>37492614
this desu will never happen just fucking hug me already please please please please

>>37492666
this tbqh trips of truth

>>37492772
I'm sure that'd what you'd do you lonely pos.

Just enjoy the lady.

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>>37492804
breh you smelled grill scent before too?

>>37492666
I recognize that girl
Gud taste anon

>>37492791
Do girls actually do this?

How many girls in relationships actually go out of their way to coddle and emotionally support their boyfriend?

>>37492840
It's weird how well you can pick up on it

There was a girl walking about 50 feet ahead me on the trails the other day. She stopped in one spot to take a photo, I showed up to that same spot 30 seconds later and I could smell her. Just lingering in the air.

It smells like nothing else I can describe. I wouldn't even describe it as a "sweet" smell, but it's incredibly appealing and it emotionally guts you if you're a desolate virgin.

>>37492898
Some girls do, most, like 95%, don't really support their boyfriend emotionally, ever.

>>37492898
>Do girls actually do this?

Not often but yes. Back when I could talk to people I laid my head on a girl's lap once, she liked it

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>>37492614
I didn't ask for this.
And now get out, you 3DPD.

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>>37492930
Ain't really a "relationship" then, is it

More a mutual understanding where "I give you money and emotional support in exchange for me being able to play with your tits"

>>37492898
>but it's incredibly appealing and it emotionally guts you
This is why I hate female joggers in the park. You feel all calm and relaxed, one wrong breeze and you are back drowing in the no-gf swamp

>>37492614
too lewd for me to feel sad and left out

the one thing that will always make me depressed is thinking about how close I've been. grinded on in a club but didn't want to touch her without consent. girl told me she liked me but I wasn't interested. two drunk girls asked if I wanted to kiss and I said they should get home safely and sober up. I'm a complete pussy when girls give me a chance, and I always regret it

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>>37492791
>no girl will ever do this to her bf
>tfw no emotionally supportive gf

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delet this

why did you have to post this

>>37492898
well it's not "going out of her way" because it's automatic. if you like each other and spend time together, you will find yourself cuddling a lot.

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A girl hugging you from behind is one of the best feels ever.

MFW it's been 8 years and it will probably never happen again.

>>37492614
I WISH I HAD A GF REEEEEEEEE

>>37492984
99% of relationships aren't really based on emotional attraction, it's purely physical attraction. She loves you for your body, and so do you.

>>37493081
no oregano toast

>>37492898
Yes, they do

My ex did that to me before I pushed get away and I regret it every day

Cherish that feeling

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it can never be

beeblocksz

>>37492614
If there's one thing I miss about my ex it was just laying around holding her. Waking up next to her and kissing. Smelling her natural scent. Sex was great too but I can always fap to bust a nut everything else I need her

>>37492898
my gf does it, i do it for her, it's awesome

>>37492614
Being the little spoon is great too, even if you are bigger than her

>>37492614
>seeing this pic makes me cringe
It's the autism huh

>>37493021
>no girl will ever do this to her bf
speak for yourself lad
not to trigger some normie get out ree frog but i have a pretty sweet gf that cuddles and takes care of me when i'm feeling down

>>37493034
Girls like to cuddle. I was asking how many girlfriends actually act as emotional support when their boyfriends need it

>>37493091
I'm not the robot archetype that bitches about "no gf" that ignores every girl that doesn't look like Alexis Ren.

Really though yeah, call it what it is. I don't think it's a coincidence that most attractive people date other attractive people.

>>37493169
Some people call it "jetpacking"

>>37493194
is it even possible to feel down if you have a gf?

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>>37492614
Haha, this is so far removed from the realm of ever happening to me that I can't even fantasize about it

Fuck you, OP

>>37493194
I envy you. I wish I had someone to at least care for me.

I'm 24 and completely alone. I have nobody.

>>37493091
>99% of relationships aren't really based on emotional attraction, it's purely physical attraction
by that logic about 99% of married couples would divorce. Nobody's gonna maintain a relationship for 20+ years only for physical attraction. Emotional attachement exists anon.

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>>37492614
You've ruined me op. What compels you to do such cruel things?

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>>37493194
TRIGGERED STAHP HAVING A GF REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37493272
They do. In Burgerstan 50% of people divorce within the first 10 years

>>37493272
Over 50% of marriages end.

Most marriages that don't end, don't end because they have kids or their husband is making a lot of money. They don't want to fuck up their kids so they stay together. They end up hating each other.

> sex with bf
> even though it feels amazing, I can't cum because anxiety
> opt to masturbate while holding him
> orgasm thinking about him filling me full of cum
> bf kisses all over my body when I'm cumming
> fall asleep in his arms, he just laughs when I try to groggily answer him
feelsokman.jpg

>>37492898
They actually do if they care about you. The girl (female) I care about the most has been the most caressing, tactile feedback person ever. I miss her

>>37493235
yeah. i have a certain level of erectile disfunction
doesn't happen most of the time, but when it does it feels unbelievably shitty, self esteem and all. You'd think she'd be angry and frustrated but she's really comprehensive and makes me know that she loves me anyways. She's the best.

>>37493262
sorry to hear that anon. Don't know exactly what to say, but I was feeling pretty alone myself before i met her. I wasn't even looking for girls, she just stumbled into my life. Wouldn't be surprised if it happened to you too.
>>37493324
lmao

I wish a woman would hold me like this. Will never happen tho.

Thx autism

>>37493432
I would hope so. It's just that at my age, most women are usually gone. They're all in long-term relationships or married.

I'm just tired of being alone. I have no friends or family right now. I have a house that I live in for free but it's 3200 square feet. I only use two rooms. It feels empty.

>>37493349
gay collagen eye pad

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>I'm tired anon. Can I sleep on your chest for a little bit?

>>37493432
fake hope peddler ree

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>>37493021
>got my first gf at 25
>we knew each other 2 months at that point, relationship was about a week old
>we were lying in her bed
>just cuddling and pillow talk, no lewd
>notice it's almost time for me to catch the last bus home
>she kind of off-hand tells me I make her happy
>it's the first time anyone said something like this to me
>a burst of emotions overcomes over me
>she asks me why I'm laughing
>tears start streaming down my face
>tell her how happy she makes me
>she notices the tears and hugs me so hard it almost hurts
>tell her we should get ready to leave for the bus stop
>"No, I'm not letting you go. You're staying here."
>stay the night, locked in her arms
Feels amazing, man. I still love her very much.

>>37493519
Sighing originally...

>>37493588
Damn anon, that's powerful.
Did something happen between you two?

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>>37493432
FUCK YOU FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE ARE YOU HAPPY? IS THIS WHY YOU CAME HERE? TO MAKE US FEEL LIKE SHIT? IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT MAKES YOU A NORMIE SO GET OFF /r9k/ WHILE YOU STILL CAN

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>>37493588
That's beautiful anon.
Have a Jew.

>>37493831
Nope, we're still together.

>>37493052
I miss it too Anon.

>her hands running over my chest and ribs.
>being kissed on my cheek from behind
>getting breathed on
>her forcing me to hold her hand
>she would whisper "I love you" in my ear
>biting my neck and upper back
>getting hugged and held when my anxiety and sleep paralysis was bad

>>37493169
Yes but it feels best when you're smaller

>>37493868
How did you find her, anon?
I feel like I'm "qualified" for a gf (handsome, kind, intelligent, confident) but I live in the middle of nowhere.

>>37492960
>back when I could talk to people
what, did your tongue fall out?

>>37493934
my autism kicked in and I took a liking to isolation

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>>37492614
*Snatches one of her arms*
*Isolates it*
*Double wrist grip*
*Applies leverage to joints*
*Breaks her arm in a kimura armlock*
I never let anyone take my back

>>37492791
does this exist in real life?

>>37493925
She's a friend of one of the few friends I have.
She got out of a short doomed-from-the-start relationship when we met at a friend's little social gathering. Friends kept inviting us to these gatherings until a point came when our friends knew we liked each other, I knew she liked me and she knew I liked her. All I had to do was ask her out. A first for me. Took a while, but I nutted up and asked her out, after a few dates I asked her if she was alright with me calling her "my girlfriend".

>>37493925
Also, I never saw myself as "qualified" for a girlfriend. I'm a fat, lazy, passive-to-a-fault introvert. I was always the "nice fat guy" in my small group of friends.
But me being a bit quiet and passive is what she liked about me, apparently. She's the quiet type too, sometimes we just cuddle or go for walks without saying a word.

>>37494011
you're not alone, man. I don't have much reason to leave the house thee days other than food.

>>37494277
I mean I'm not a NEET but still isolated. As a college student I can go days without making eye contact with anyone or speaking at all. I look a little angry all the time so nobody approaches me either, except to ask me for a cigarette

>>37492791
This has to be some kind of myth.

>>37494020
Of course it does. That's what people in a good relationship do for each other. Although sometimes it doesn't just take the form of cuddles and listening. It can also be taking over their duties so they have it a bit easier, or cooking or baking or bringing them a hot drink, or giving them a massage, or sex. Even just your partner's presence makes a huge difference for the better.

>>37494379
...No way. That's just too good to be true, people actually showing compassion for one another? And enjoying each other's company? No way.

>>37494459
Well, it's true. Sometimes it even lasts.

>>37492771
In every face, her eyes I can see
>>37492614
I had someone like this. She broke my heart into little pieces and I subsequently gave up on women forever.

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>>37494689
Give us the deets anon

I'm in a feeling mood. Of course if you're not comfortable don't feel obligated but a similar thing happened to me and I'd like to sympathize and empathize with a brother in feels.

>>37494379
>tfw you will never get to experience the joy of being close to someone who actually wants to be around you

>>37494871
Let's make that 3 of us then. Same deal for me.

>>37494689
Normies getting BTFO is such a delicious thing to see. I hope you die a slow miserable death you cunt normie.

>>37493052
>not picking her up, wrapping her legs around your waist, kissing her slowly and passionately, and sitting down and rocking her to sleep in your arms, then putting her in her bed while you get ready to go to sleep and clean up the room so she doesn't have to worry about it in the morning
fuck I miss it man. she'd wake up and give me a big old hug with that electric smile on her face and give me a massage as a thank you

>>37493091
LOL do you really believe this, You must be fucking retarded, are you an orphan? Are your parents fucked in the head?

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>>37492791
Fug this is the one thing that gets me.

>ywn have a gf whose lap you can lay on while she runs her fingers through ur hair

>>37492791
Fuck, that hurts. I've experienced that before. We used to hold each other and tell each other that everything is gonna be okay.

>>37496337
>>37496390
We'll all hopefully make it one day.

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>>37494215
you are a lucky anon i hope i will find a gf like this

>>37493519
dude holy fuck. all of this seems like such an abstraction. i can't even imagine getting to the point with some like that

>>37493588
that sounds awesome man. one day for me hopefully

>>37493588
sounds amazing, my guy.

>>37492614
My gf does this occasionally. Currently working 40 with 10 credits on top. Pretty easy to forget who you are in all that chaos.

>>37493588
I feel like if I did that, she'd leave me for being weak.

>>37492614
The feeling of a woman loving you must be incredibly intoxicating.

>>37492614
>representing it as an after sex pic
>not a spontaneous, physical decleration of love that interrupts something normal and boring like watching tv

>>37497771
She is wearing an awful lot of pants for after sex.

>>37493588
i fucking hate how cozy that sounds

>>37492614
>ask bf to lay his weight on me after he cums inside
best feel

>>37493343
So I just won't have kids.

Problem solved.

>>37493588
enjoy it while it lasts
original

>>37493588
thanks for posting, that was some feels good shit

So as someone who 'as only recently visited this board, can I assume that a large majority don't have girlfriends? I've only recently gone into my first relationship and don't let people tell you otherwise, it's great.

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>le cuddling is good meme
It's cute and fun for a few days, then it's a fucking task.
Like just get the fuck off me so I can play vidya and jerk off
No I'm not gonna have sex with you before bed, go buy a vibrator or some shit

>>37499230

you'll soon learn my m8, i almost feel sorry for you but ill try not to be cynical, enjoy it while it lasts, get lots of pictures especially

>>37499257
Wait, why? Fill me in. What goes wrong? Can't you prepare me?

>>37499321

Well if youre anything like me, youre in the peak of your life and you dont really realise it until things start going downhill, and things will go downhill, try to appreciate it while you have it, make lots of memories, get lots of pictures, do all that shit because it wont last, but thats the last i want to say on the subject, i do like giving people advice if i can but most of the time i just come here to dick around and be sarcastic and take the piss, i dont like getting too serious on here

>>37493588
This is the most gayest shit i ever heard

>>37492614
>You raped me!!! How can you even say that!!! Get out of my house!!!

>>37493588
lmao you are fucking gay she is gonna drop you for someone better in no time bro

How would you treat your woman?

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>>37493588
That sounds lovely, anon. I'm jealous as fuck if I'm honest.