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>>37588773
Don't bother. She can smell your beta misogyny from here

Thats a man anon. If youre into that then go ahead

>>37588773
sup shortay

(if you're black)

Don't. She is a confirmed disgusting roastie with a horrible personality and only wants to give you some nasty unspeakable disease. Go find a chick at the library, they're usually qts and a much safer bet than that dumpster dive

Looks extremely trashy, wouldn't bang.

If you're waiting for a response that you want to hear, just go for it. Don't come crying back to us when you get a horrifying STD and a repulsive wife to top it off

nofap is a meme
just do it anon
you know you want to

>>37588705
You can fap after iftari.

>>37588722

But I heard that not fapping increases your testosterone levels, which is really what I want. I'm gaining a bit of weight and I want to burn it off as much as possible.


>>37588725
>iftari.

Not sure what that means anon.

>>37588704
are you jimmy carrie/ ?

>>37588704
Finally, something that's not kona ice.

>>37588704
I haven't seen an icecream truck in forever, I used to love those sundae crunch things

> sorry Anon too fat

>>37588550
post more of this choker wearing titty monster

>>37588550
> lick my lips
>She actually said that to me

No she didn't you fucking virgin kek. Why would a girl want you to lick her labia? That would literally do nothing.

>>37588549
Because they've realized that women are nothing more than useless holes to fuck.

They sympathize with the everyday man, because the everyday man struggles to get even a piece of pussy, while their job is literally nothing else but to fuck pussy.

>>37588549
A whore is a whore.

>>37589301
If there's any confusion. I'm talking about the male porn stars. They're just useless whores.

>>37588502
you fucked up majorly man.
why?

>>37588516
It was getting to be a hairy situation.

>>37588502
What're ya, gay or somethin?

Who the fuck just sits in the middle of a staircase?

>>37588469
LENNY IS THAT YOU?

>>37588492
that never happens where you live?
it doesn't matter where I go there's ALWAYS people sitting on the fucking stairs!!!

>>37588382
to dead inside to dream

>>37588382
plan to the milisecond my interactions with my friends(multiple) who are grills. I literally read the Art of War and The Prince so I could better apply tactics to talking with girls.

t. demi-chad

>>37588382
I scream and hit walls
when people are around I scream inaudibly

first one

manlets >>>> hairlets

>>37588190
5'9 is not that bad. i'm 5'7 and it doesn't bother me at all, manlet insecure is retarded if you're 5'7 or higher

>>37588190
Baldy.
Being bald will give me pussy shield, but being a manlet is aggravating even for a monk. Just fuck being a manlet in general.

>>37588126
>that kid who was tall and had no friends
oh wait that's me

>that kid who knew how to climb huge trees
>that kid who made a bomb threat and got expelled and was never heard from again
>that kid who could do back flips and hand springs
>that kid who knew computers extremely well and built his own when he was 10
>that kid who died drunk driving
>that kid who always came up with the best ideas for pranks and would actually follow through with them

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>>37588126
>those two kids who invented a fighting game but stopped playing it when others started copying them
they're probably on 4chan now

Aim lower

Just why, you knew it was a mistake. WHY

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>>37588155
i want her to be happy
seeing her happy makes me happy

>>37588029
>overseas
You went to EU or US?

>>37588081
EU

Also europe is decaying, it's not a meme. Fucking depressing to see

>>37588103
Welcome to Europe nigger. The continent of normies. Fembots don't exist here. If you didn't fit in with people in the robot central known as the US what chance do you think you have here.
What country? If it's Germany or the Netherlands then god save you during this year.

>>37587885
/thread
Fpbp bump

>>37587885

>download Tinder after getting /fit/ and employed
>inb4 normie get out ree.avi
>go on 1 date and sperg so hard I don't browse Tinder for months after
>start using it again recently
>match up with a trap
>always was curious about traps
>she (male) is cautious and it takes me a lot of time to convince her to meet me
>we agree to meet up at a mexican restuarant
>she (male) is very soft spoken
>for once I'm the less spergy one
>gradually break down her walls and she becomes more enthusiastic
>rest my hand on her leg
>as we talk I begin to rub her leg
>she let's out a soft gasp and puts her hand on mine
>looks ashamed and I laugh at her
>eventually conversation dies down and we pay for our meal
>walk her to her car, she hugs me before saying she had a lot of fun
>mfw it went this well

Cont..

>>37588750

>date and hang out with her (male) a few more times
>she's still very shy, but I manage to make out with her though
>after this she becomes very clingy
>tell her she's my girlfriend now
>she calls me her boyfriend
>still haven't had sex after a month and a half of dating
>then one day she texts me out of the blue
>"I'm ready anon"
>she wants me to take her virginity
>mfw
>that weekend we meet up at her apartment
>neither of us mention what we're going to do
>start cuddling on the couch with her and watch Netflix like we have before

>>37587879
I want to suck a huge frog cock as well. I bet they're really slippery

Waifu = ideal, fantasy girlfriend/wife (ie probably not 3D)
So some people probably have waifus who have kissed another guy, but I would say in general if they had a choice she would not have.

But if this is some kind of slut anxiety, it's perfectly fine. It's expected that girls have had many sexual partners now but they're still finding ways to get married.

>>37587879
No she's a terrible liar.

Just kissed = anal. It's 2017