That Kid Thread

>>37588126
>that kid who was tall and had no friends
oh wait that's me

>that kid who knew how to climb huge trees
>that kid who made a bomb threat and got expelled and was never heard from again
>that kid who could do back flips and hand springs
>that kid who knew computers extremely well and built his own when he was 10
>that kid who died drunk driving
>that kid who always came up with the best ideas for pranks and would actually follow through with them

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>>37588126
>those two kids who invented a fighting game but stopped playing it when others started copying them
they're probably on 4chan now

>that kid who always chewed gum in class

>that kid who has himouto saved on his pc
>that kid who avatarfags on r9k with himouto pics

>that kid who gave you a blowjob for $5

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>that kid who walked the halls, because they didn't have any friends

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>that girl who used to always tease you but wasn't actually interested in you and at one point called you a "creepy stalker"
I haven't forgotten this shit, Shannon

>that kid who would try to make meme jokes in class but everyone would just get confused

>that kid who went to class
>that kid who took a backpack to school
>that kid who used a pencil to write
That kid was me

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>that kid who screamed at the top of his lungs whenever there was talking in the changing locker
that's me btw

>>37588126
>that kid that pooped his pants and never escaped the shame

>>37588126
i also chew oreos everywhere

>that kid who had sex with his PE teacher

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>that kid who didn't reply to this post

>>37588603
How hung were they?
Did they kiss while having sex?

>>37588503
fuckin original madman
also
>that kid who died in a canoe accident over spring break and everyone was super sad when they found out and you had to go to the copy room where his girlfriend worked and it was really awkward cause she was kind of crying a little all the time

>>37588608
shit that was me
how did you know

>that kid that was 5'2 but had a full beard when he was 12. >the same kid could squat 500 lbs because he didn't have far to squat

>>37588866
Was that kid you?

How did you unlock dwarf mode? Or is it all genetics?

>that kid who forgot his lunch in his drawer during an entire year
Not me, just a close friend

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>>37588126

> The nerdy, ginger kid with brittle bones who was squished by the vending machine after attacking it in an autistic rage.
> Apparently didn't die outright, but was twitching and making gurgling, whimpering noises as a crowd gathered.

Sorry, ginger Harry. But you made a better pancake than you did classmate.

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>>37589047
>that kid that put his months old moldy sandwiches into some Stacy's backpack

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>>37588126
>that kid who always put his headphones on and speed walked down the halls between each class
That was me

>>37588899
as long as a dwarf civ survives worldgen you can just pick one during character creation

>>37588126
>that kid who all the class threw paper balls and cried
>those poor ass kids who would attend to school one year, do really bad and then dissapear
>that kid who would bring his mother's porno blackjack deck to school
>that kid who would let others touch her ass under her skirt
>that kid who showed you his huge balls
>that kid who rapped and made everybody cringe

>>37588126
>that one kid who took a shit on the bus
>that one kid who called in a bomb threat as a meme
>that one tard kid who always just screeched at the top of his lungs instead of speaking
>that one kid who unironically wore a nazi flag as a cape for culture fair and got suspended
>that one sheltered rich kid that tried WAY too hard to act hood
>that one kid who wore goth makeup and cat ears
>that one manlet black kid who somehow fucked every thot in the school
>that one girl who let you touch her butt
>that one really insecure manlet who acts like chad but comes off as a creepy pathetic loser
>that one kid who smoked a literal pack a day since freshman year
>those super loud violent black girls you only see for the first week in the hallways then never again for the rest of the year
>that one kid got kicked out getting caught with plans to shoot up the school
>that kid who got kicked out for secretly putting staples in peoples salads
>that tumblrina landwhale who unironically tells the teacher that you were mansplaining
>that one kid who is the literal reincarnation of chris-chan

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>>37589637
>>that one really insecure manlet who acts like chad but comes off as a creepy pathetic loser
Even I made fun of that kid to his face.

>that kid who made the same pun everyday
>that kid who was full of himself because he slept in class but aced every test who, everyone respected for some reason
>that girl her told the teacher when she heard guys making "rape jokes"
>that fat autistic girl who talked to herself out loud
>that kid who everyone liked but no one was friends with
>that guy who got killed in senior year because he drunk drove into a tree
>that guy who went to jail because he ran away after the car crash instead of helping his dying friend

>that kid who said he knew all 193 pressure points, including 9 that can kill

>>37588126
>the loser who grew into a stoner

>>37588126
>that kid who fucking died
There were like 20 by the end of highschool, 14 of which were in my seinor year

>>37589837
Why does Naruto had to create a generation of cringelords?

>>37589047
>those kids that regularly put food, drink, spit, piss, and other things into a bottle hidden in the ceiling
>those kids who coated an entire room's wall with said vile bottle at the end of the year after months of fermentation

>that kid who had just 2 friends to talk with
>that kid who wouldn't talk to no one of his class besides group work
>that kid who made silly beta nervous smiles to whoever tried to make fun of him or play around with him
thats me

>>37589959
Why did you had to be ESL?

>>37588126
Side not but we also had swimming class and I thought it was gonna be the gayest shit ever with everyone towel-whipping each other with their dicks flopping around the locker room.


Everyone just got super calm and quiet and changed while staring at the walls while wearing a towel over themselves, no homo bullying or anything. Some of the even more insecure guys waited to get changed in the one washroom stall.

>>37589811
>that kid who everyone liked but no one was friends with
*sigh* Thanks for reminding me

>>37590395
Ay man we're just alike

>that kid who went directly to locker and to next class withing 30 seconds because he had no one to talk to in the hall

>>37590728
>withing
Within*

>>37588126
>That kid who knew so much more than his classmates but was belittled and mocked every day.
That was me.

>>37589245
Are you a nig nog? There was one of you in my school

>>37588126
>that one kid who growled at the teachers
Everyone hated that autist, including me lol

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>>37589637
>that one kid who is the literal reincarnation of chris-chan
it me

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>that kid who thought he knew so much more than his classmates and came off as an unlikable cunt so was rightfully belittled and mocked every day

what an absolute twat

>That kid who sold drugs in the school toilets for a solid 2 months before getting caught and expelled.
>That kid who straight up lost a whole finger trying to hop a sharp fence
I'm 99% sure he's dead by now

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that kid selling cig's
that kid being bullied but still had gf's (dump one and get one within a week)
that kid selling sweets

That kid was me

>that one kid who put books in everyones backpack so the alarm would go off when they left the library.
>that same kid throwing text books out the top floor window
>that same kid who put the teachers beta fish in the the same bowl so we could watch them fight
>that same kid who everyone hated yet dated the hottest girl in school for 3 years.
We live together now

>The one quiet kid who snapped and beat the shit out of the jock in the lunchroom

Gabe you Mexican bastard you're not forgotten

>>37591923
It'd be hard not to live with yourself.

>>37588126
>that kid that played really fag songs on the guitar like 1 direction and justin bieber thinking it would get him girls

it was me, just gas me already.

>>37588126
>That kid who always wore a speedo to swimming class
It's honest to god more comfy and easy to maneuver in.

>That muslin kid that hang out with the Nazi kid and talk about how much the hated Jews

I was the Nazi kid

>>37592167
absolutely fucking fake.
kids get suspended for the smallest things, a boy got suspended for eating gun shaped pop tarts, i don't believe for a second you could be openly Nazi and anti Semitic and get away with it.

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>that kid who sold crack cocaine in high school
>that kid who with on whisper to her group of Stacies and Chads could ruin your life
>that kid who seasoned everything with olive oil
Bonus:
>that kid who used bathroom breaks to masturbate (ME)

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>>37588126
That kid who didn't turn in his weekly quota of four customer service evaluations and 19 membership rewards card sales.

>that kid that lied about the college he got into and was found out and publically embarassed.

>>37588866
Bitch I had a mustache by 5th grade

>>37588358
Elaborate on those pranks

>>37588126
I was the kid in the speedo.

>that kid that cummed in stacy`s pincel case

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>>37592238
I did it. Don't know the extent that all my teachers knew but I'd autistically listen to adolf hitler and George Lincoln Rockwell speeches on the school computer so some of them knew. I'd also openly rant about Jews and the holocaust.

>>37591965
Wait; did this happen in Canada?
I think we might've gone to the same school.

>>37591369
Nope, just straight up white male.

>>37588126
>that kid who did jutsu's hand postures
>that kid who brought his guitar to school
>that kid who was obssessed with spongebob
>that kid who flashed his dick to girls
>that kid who always had liquid snot hanging from his nose
>that kid who came to a party and someone threw a rock to his head and had to leave just five minutes after he came