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can I make it as a stacy, /r9k/?
please say yess
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>>37657552
These threads... I just get depressed every time I see this cancer... can you please just go to /soc/ please?
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>>37657552
>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
I guess I can't say it.
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No. You're stuck in the ugly boat with me, fembot.
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Why is mom x daughter so hot? Father x son doesnt come close at all.
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>>37657527
Likely because you're not a gay male or a straight female so homosexual male porn doesn't appeal to you
I do think out of all the incest combos, mother/daughter is my favourite though
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>>37657527
What about father x daughter?
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>mom x daughter
>not identical twin sisters
>tfw want to move out
>tfw can't find a roommate
A-any robots in Arizona looking to rent a 2bed 2bath apartment and try to become normies or fail at it?
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>>37657414
>ywn move in with a fellow az bot and be awkward together
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>>37657414
>>tfw want to move out
>>tfw can't find a roommate
literally me as well
from california though
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>>37657450
This would be nice.
>two robots watching cute girls doing cute things animes
>talking about tfw no gf
>one of them becomes a cute femboy
>happily ever after
>bazinga
>>37657452
Come to AZ senpai
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>Be robot
>Talk to 6/10 QT in class every day
>Last day of high school (I'm 18 don't ban me mods)
>Talking to her
>About to leave and probably never see her again
"Let me give you my digits anon"
>wat.jpg
>Put her number in my phone
>Next day I send her a pic of myself
"Damn you look good"
>Compliment her back
>One thing leads to another
>Going on date with her tomorrow
Boys, if I can do it, you can too. There's still hope!
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godspeed anon, you can do it
just be yourself and dominant, don't take any stupid cringe 4chan/reddit ideas
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>>37657646
>dominant
Cringe
Trying to be dominant is not being yourself. Try being comfortable with vulnerability like a real man.
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>>37657411
Happy for you dude, don't blow it, relax and have fun.
From my experience, when a girl initiates things (asking for your number, complimenting you) it's a *sure* sign she really likes you, just let things happen, be sure to schedule some "alone" time on this date, like you know, pizza place, movie, then maybe a park or lake, Target parking lot (say "hey let's stop here for a bit, listen to some music...) or your room (if your parents are cool with that) cause that's where the fun begins wink wonk
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>one grill in a thread will get it 200+ posts
why are there so many orbiting losers that bitch about women but drop to their knees as soon as one shows up
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>>37657254
1. Hypergamy is real
2. Chemical reactions from pussy deprivation cause mass chemical reaction to the thought of there being even one pussy in range.
Welcome to being a sentient mind trapped in an animal's body.
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Because most of this board is actually made up of the most desperate of failed normalfags looking for any out possible.
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As a female,i have to say,that is indeed false. Though i will have a ton of comments(or not) that will clearly contradict what i am going say,it is possible to be a female and not have the center of attention. Its those who point out that they are ((((females)))) that want the attention. Half of the times someone says they are female they actually arent. They are larping. Thats all. This is a very hostile environment so no sane female will go on here willingly. The females that do hapoen to be female on this board are pyschopaths and do not acurately portray online females as a majority.
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>>37657274
motherfucker beat me to it
>>37657276
originili
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How do I get buttworms
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>>37657221
>buttworms
What did he mean by this
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post the webm for the newfags
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>>37657234
Worms for my butte
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Do you think you are (or would be) good at sex?
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Fuck no, I'd be awkwardly humping with no rhyme or reason until I came. And proceed to do that maybe 3 more times until I was actually finished.
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>>37657163
no
generic humping that would never get me to climax, have to jerk off to cum
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>>37657163
I have a 7.8 inch cock. Yes I'm good at sex.
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How are you tonight, anon? 2017-06-12 05:48:32 Post No.37657134
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How are you tonight, anon?
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>1:46 AM
>Wishing I had someone to talk to
>So lonely I'm constantly refreshing r9k
>Doesn't even feel like a robot, is just sad
Is tonight a bad night?
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>Join and talk or text?
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>>37657134
I'll talk to you anon!
Do you really not have anyone else?
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>>37657371
will you talk to me?
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Who else here /shit-tier fetish/?legs
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>>37657101
>implying legs are shit-tier
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>>37657101
Legs are pretty damn awesome. Try having one like chastity.
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>>37657322
E-elaborate, anon
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It kinda hurts knowing I'll never have someone to share love/fun with.
No friends because I'm socially inept , hateful family that used me for financial gain, and being short makes me sub human in the eyes of 90% of women.
It's a classic but painful feel.
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>>37657059
Having no friends an a shitty family is something I know first hand and it really sucks.
In order to make it you need to move forward despite them trying to hold you back.
Do you have a job? Save 6 months worth of wages and you're ready to go for a new life.
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>>37657059
You have money?
Go to any bar, find a group of girls hanging out, but them all drinks. Bada bing bada boom, you got some friends
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>>37657131
What do you mean by move forward? I already live on my own
I ate a bunch of garbage food and now I feel awful.
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>>37657056
I feel ya, mate. Shit it out. Piss it out. Drink water.
I'm turning into a fatfag
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The "fruits" of Civilization are potato chips and burgers. Our ceaseless advancement has brought us painful ways to kill ourselves. Cigarettes, junk food, alcohol, drugs, and general inactivity all keep in terrible health, with medical solutions barely keeping up. Civilized life is a wash
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>>37657672
>medical solutions barely keeping up
You know you could just eat less right fatty?
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Piccolo is the only good character in Dragon Ball Z.
>Gets over being a douche in dragon ball is good guy now
>tutors kids
>killed goku
>people only like chad saiyans with shitty fake hair styles that they spike up with their jizz as hair gel, while picollo is ugly non chad alien
>can regrow limbs
>can shoot eggs and regrow himself so he doesn't need dues ex machina like chad saiyan to come back from dead
saiyans destroy his planet with spirit bomb so freiza doesn't even have to do it
>fuses with kame/nail becomes most powerful
>power level can never increase past that, totally becomes irrelevant character after that
Why did they fuck piccolo so bad?
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>>37657046
>also has most manly voice in English dubbed versions of show
>chad nemesis of his gets cucked and his kid grows up dressing like him after he kills him
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>>37657046
>power level can never increase past that
who told you this?
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piccolo is the goat
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>tfw xbox one x will be the true robot console
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It's going to be my first console
I'm excited
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>>37656960
LIQUID
COOLED
AUTISM
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>>37656965
You've missed out on a lot of console exclusives.
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Had an abscess under my armpit and it's fucking painful. What should I do anons? Should I just rip it open?
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>>37656815
I've had one in my ass for over 2 years now and I have to wear toilet paper everywhere I go because it bleeds. I don't want to live anymore with this body.
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>>37656833
I had a similar problem.
Everytime I took a dump, it would re-open a wound that would cause me to bleed. this was bad because that blood would leak up to a day after i took a dump and it'd smell. it was basically like I had a period. didn't matter how much i wiped my ass.
the tissue would be 100% clean, yet my underwear would be stained a day later. shit sucked
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>>37656815
Don't make this guy's mistake
>>37656833
Just get super drunk and stick yourself with a thumbtack you've rinsed with rubbing alcohol
Then get all the pus out and if you're a real badass you can try rinsing it with water if you've got like, that kind of squeeze-spray bottle with the then nozzle