Do you think you are (or would be) good at sex?

Fuck no, I'd be awkwardly humping with no rhyme or reason until I came. And proceed to do that maybe 3 more times until I was actually finished.

>>37657163
no

generic humping that would never get me to climax, have to jerk off to cum

>>37657163
I have a 7.8 inch cock. Yes I'm good at sex.

i'm pretty good with motor skills
and have good comedic timing
so the answer is probably yes

>>37657232
Dick pic or gtfo

Please

No, I always came in a minute and went flaccid two minutes later.

She didn't complain, but god damn am I ever a disappointment in that and many other departments.

>>37657163
Honestly I have an average sized dick but I stay hard after I come so I can pretty much perform until she comes every time.

>>37657271
Lol no this isn't /soc/

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>>37657163
I'd probably be great at oral and teasing, but awful at everything else

Idk. The first girl I was with i made cum all the time. She had to push me off it was to intense.
The second was a virgin.
The 3 inbetween I don't think came but i was selfish and only cared about my nut and didn't know how to fuck.

I pretty much make my wife cum all day multiple times a day. I have a 6.75 to 7 inch penis when fully erect.

I am good at sex, but I never get it.

As far as nature is concerned, it's the only reason I exist.

i'm pretty shit at it but my girlfriend doesn't care

my biggest problem (well she doesn't always consider a problem but i do), is that it sometimes takes me ages to cum, far far longer than the few minutes it takes me to cum when masturbating. a few times i haven't been able to make it happen at all, just humped for hours and eventually gave up from exhaustion

i think i'm just extremely unfit or something

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>>37657163
I'm a fucking GOD in the sack and I know it. My stamina is high, I'm really good at controlling the timing of my orgasms, I'm good at working angles and not just pumping the same way the whole time, I'm a fingering MASTER, I'm good at working the clit without being overwhelming or focusing on just the clit, I'm good at a bunch of positions beyond just doggy, missionary, and cowgirl, I read feedback well, I'm good at kissing and foreplay, I can keep pumping after ejaculating without going soft for more than a few seconds, I can get really creative with toys, and I've got a bunch of little tried-and-true tricks that work really well. Spread your legs, and I WILL make you cum.

They say it takes 7 years to master a skill, right? Well, I may be literally autistic and goofy as all hell, but I'm a master of sex. It's one of those things I can actually take some pride in.

>>37657163
I unironically feel that I would be good in
Bed from all the erotica I read and guides I've read and watched.

I know how to eat out a woman and make her cum and I feel like I could do that if the situation ever arose

>>37657366
Stop jacking off. Original bitch

>>37657334
>I pretty much make my wife cum all day multiple times a day.
Living the dream.

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>>37657484
>/r9k/ animeposter
>sex god

>>37657163
Only done it twice and...
no
probably not ://

>>37657706
CJ?

oregano

>>37657649
Yup. Precisely that.

I received a note on a napkin the other day at a sushi restaurant from two girls at an adjacent table: "call one or both of us, you're super hot" and two numbers were on that napkin.

I couldn't fucking tell; I could barely feel being in her and I couldn't tell if she was being real or not with the moaning.

I'm a cutfag btw.

>>37657842
And how many ladies does this "goofy autistic sex god" slay in a week?

i couldn't tell.

if the whore was sexy i would try my best to smash her

>>37658202
Does 2D count? If not then zero.

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>>37658234
>yeah bby girl all the hot anime chicks say I'm a monster in the sack

>>37658202
I don't even fuck that often. Honestly, my body count's at six. All that practice came from one long-term relationship and one fuckbuddy.

I'm talking about quality here, not quantity.

>>37657163
im an athlete so probly

>>37657163
I'm not bad. It gets more complicated when its not just sex, that's where i fail.

It's honestly one of the few things I'm really good at. I feel like I'm mediocre at most other things in life. Maybe I just feel that way because I'm a girl,but idk. Never had complaints,only praise.

>>37658417
I know this is bait but
>girl
>good at sex
Men praise you for not being complete dogshit and maybe doing ATM or rimming or something.

>>37658441
I just don't feel that sex is difficult if you communicate and experiment. There's also endless information and ideas online to help. Yeah, there are biological things that can become issues,but other than that, it's a basic formula. Lol

>>37658290
The other guy I was joking with had a more believable answer

Probably not. I really don't like being touched so I would be very uncomfortable the entire time, which would surely be detrimental to my performance. But I am not likely to be having sex any time soon, so it doesn't matter anyway.

>>37658524
Yeah, I know. Everybody on /r9k/ is a virgin, nobody comes here who has a life, normies get out reee, whatever.
>>37658441
It's a real thing. Some girls can move their hips right, others just starfish. Hate that shit. Lazy bitches.

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Not really
>Either cum too quickly or not fast enough
>Not particularly fit or flexible, so get tired and cant do many positions
>dick is on lower side of average, so dont have that going for me
>always a struggle to get gf to let me go at her fingering or eating her out - could be that she's just shy or doesnt like it, because she usually enjoys it when I do it, but often she just tells me to stop and to instead stick my dick inside her because she prefers that (opposite of what everyone else has said regarding fingering/oral vs normal sex)
>not particularly kinky
I don't know what I need to do to fix it. I'm working out now so I've been getting fitter and more flexible which I think has helped. Probably need to do a solid nofap/noporn

>>37658507
That was literally his point you utter retard

>>37657163
No, I'm 'only' 6 inches when hard so I feel like a failure at life.
Reminder that "average" is not good enough.

>>37658568
>being this flamboyantly new
You can barely pretend you're not underage, let alone not a virgin

>>37658596
dam anon thats harsh i think you'll be okay

>>37658568
I don't see how someone could just lie there. That's boring as fuck. Like you gotta move your hips,kiss,caress,and act fucking into it.

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>>37658610
>I think you'll be okay
But okay isn't good enough reeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw perfectionist without huge mindbreak dong to meet my anime ideals

>>37658600
You want to know something sad? I'm almost 24. That means I've been on 4chan for over a decade, and if we assume at least an hour (that's being way too generous) of mashing f5 every day, that means I've spent like 150 days here.

Not even proud of it.

>>37658630
The starfish does happen, depressingly often. Feels bad when you're fucking tired as shit from a sweaty sex workout and she looks like she barely put in any effort because she was enjoying just recieving
Probably a combination of laziness, shyness, selfishness and nervousness that they don't know what to do.

Yes, I do. Ive only had 4 sexual partners, but Im pretty confident about what I can do.

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>>37658644
oh well i tried dont hang yourself

>>37658657
Damn,that sucks. Didn't realize it happened so often

>>37658715
Don't worry anon, if I die I'll be taking every big-dicked chad to the grave with me.

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>>37658644
>ywn have a huge mindbreak dong

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>>37657163
Yeah dude. I may be a 25 year old virgin but I'm totally going to be a sex god when I finally have sex.
Seriously though I'm confident in my knowledge of sexual techniques and my assumed ability to last long since I fap for like an hour or more at a time. What I'm actually worried about would be staying erect since I'm circumcised so I'm pretty numb and getting tired quickly since I haven't seriously exercised in like 10 years and when I went biking a few months ago I was completely exhausted after like half a mile.

>>37657163
naw not at all. id be terrible. like trying to overhand throw a bowling ball into a basketball hoop. id have no rhythm and also i suffer from erectile dysfunction.

>>37658654
Imagine being so pathetic that you RP as this loser persona on 4chan just so you can pretend you get your dick wet.

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>>37658654
>that means I've spent like 150 days here.
Reading this kinda got me thinking about how many hours I've spent on 4chan in the past 12 years I've been using it. Did some calculations, which were pretty modest to be honest, and I've spent probably around 26,000 hours on 4chan so like 3 years.
>That feeling when I still get told to return to reddit when I've never used that site
Feels bad man