>one grill in a thread will get it 200+ posts why are there

>>37657254
1. Hypergamy is real
2. Chemical reactions from pussy deprivation cause mass chemical reaction to the thought of there being even one pussy in range.

Welcome to being a sentient mind trapped in an animal's body.

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Because most of this board is actually made up of the most desperate of failed normalfags looking for any out possible.

As a female,i have to say,that is indeed false. Though i will have a ton of comments(or not) that will clearly contradict what i am going say,it is possible to be a female and not have the center of attention. Its those who point out that they are ((((females)))) that want the attention. Half of the times someone says they are female they actually arent. They are larping. Thats all. This is a very hostile environment so no sane female will go on here willingly. The females that do hapoen to be female on this board are pyschopaths and do not acurately portray online females as a majority.

>>37657254
Ehh my gf and I both browse this board for the memes. She mostly lurks and if she does post she gets excited if she even gets one (you)

>>37657361
If you don't point out you are a female everyone will just assume you are just some random guy.This is obvious no idea why you even need to point that out.
> and do not acurately portray online females as a majority.
Most females that use the internet use it for social media,some lefty online newspaper and for youtube.I don't even need to point that they are also massive normies.

>>37657505
Not all females are like that though. A good portion are but they are a few that aren't.

>>37657561
Yeah, there's at least 100.

>>37657561
1 in 100000.Yeah sure there are a few.Most of them already have a bf so it doesn't really matter if they exist or not since i don't stand a chance.

>>37657505
>Most females that use the internet use it for social media,some lefty online newspaper and for youtube.
"smart" technology was a mistake.

I miss the internet when literal children couldn't gain easy access through a fucking apple product.

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>>37657599
>Most of them already have a bf so it doesn't really matter if they exist or not since i don't stand a chance.
Is that what you made this thread over?

>>37657599
Not everything is about having a relationship with a female. This is why i cant have guy friends. Most males on the internet,well in general,are looking for someone to bone or get into a relationship with. I already have a relationship with the lord. I dont need anyone else and its always odfputing when they ghost you for saying something like that or jist start being distant.

>>37657669
> I already have a relationship with the lord. I dont need anyone else and its always odfputing when they ghost you for saying something like that or jist start being distant.
I could be friends with a nun and I'm KHV. I'd just require that you pray for me every now and then cause God knows I need it.

>>37657690
I prey for everyone on this board. Not just you.

>>37657702
>I prey for everyone on this board. Not just you.
>prey
Carnivorous nuns make the best friends

>>37657254
r9k is originally meant for people who are parmenent failures at life, a one way trip to failure hell if you will

add a female, a glimmer of hope that they'll be okay and they're ready to do whatever it takes to take it,
even if it's a lie the possibility of getting away from misery is too good to be ignored
It's an innovative way of torturing robots and it's here to stay

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>>37657702
>prey
Hold the fuck on

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>>37657361
As a female, your first three words inevitably announce it.

You are cancer. You are part of the problem. End yourself you /soc/ dwelling dipshit

>>37657771
Or i guess not read what else i said. Thats fine too.

>>37657779
>not wanting to be my friend
i'll prey 4 u family

>>37657669
>Not everything is about having a relationship with a female. This is why i cant have guy friends.
You're a vapid moron who has absolutely nothing tangible to offer to any conversation besides interjecting comments about the existence of your vagina.

Why would any guy want to spend two minutes with you if he wasn't trying to score?

>>37657779
If you're implying it was a joke, it was a shitty joke.

But you sound stupid enough to be one of the women that browse 4chan

>>37657796
My one spelling error destrpyed my argument. Totally forgot about that effect in this dungeon.

>>37657802
Because i hear what your kind says and speaking isnt worth it. Don't act like you are some philosophical genius talking about where the universe ends and begins. And even if you were,your opinions wouldnt be your own. They'd be someone elses. You are as lowly as the females you sqaunder.

>>37657846
>My one spelling error destrpyed my argument. Totally forgot about that effect in this dungeon.
I'm not memeing when I say I would be your friend and simply be that. you sound dedicated to your faith and I find it admirable, especially considering the lack of it in contemporary society. I could even hold a conversation about it, since I enjoy theology in general, but It's okay. I'll pray for you, too, jokes aside.

>>37657846
>anything beyond talking about your snatch= "philosophical genius about where the universe ends and begins"
You're really not making a striking case for being friends with one of you grown babies.

>>37657917
You are just making blanket statements. Nothing more.you are being very rude for no reason at all but thats ok,i forgive you and so does the lord.

>>37658102
>blanket statements
The genuinely devout are usually remarkably dense, and you're proving that right.

Go peddle your kike on a stick on facebook

>>37658181
And you have no basis of saying that to me. You hardly know me. But i can see right through you. You are just a bitter,young foolish boy. Everyone in their 20s are. But i have a feeling you wont grow out of it,unlike the majority of people that do. You know if i was a male you wouldnt even care. You would ignore what i said or even agreed with me but because i am a female you have to hate me for no reason at all besides the fact that every girl you met(probably only 12) has treated you badly.

>>37658232
Honestly, you could ignore him too. He's probably going to stay here and not effect your life in the slightest, so why bother unless you want to get into these fights?

>>37658328
I hardly have time to talk to people. So its kinda interesting to see how people are,even here. I made a fool of myself but this is the internet so its no nothing to worry about.

>>37658364
>I hardly have time to talk to people. So its kinda interesting to see how people are,even here. I made a fool of myself but this is the internet so its no nothing to worry about.

>Still not wanting to be my friend

literally hurt my fee fees

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>>37658364
But you still choose the hostile one over someone who at least sounded a bit more openly friendly?

>>37657254
for the same reason whenever a muslim posts on /pol/ he gets a billion (you)s

>>37658382
I dont want friends. I want acquaintances.

>>37657254
>why are there so many orbiting losers that bitch about women but drop to their knees as soon as one shows up
because
1) people are hypocritical
2) /r9k/ isn't one person, its actually at least 6 different people
3) /r9k/ has become more popular, and with that comes more autists willing to be baited by "girls"

>>37658406
>I dont want friends. I want acquaintances.
Why not, family?

>>37657254

Well as consolation most of the robots cuss the grills out and ree them to leave. Buut this place is full of redditors now who whitenight every female as per normie custom. Plus, 50% is easily female (female), and another 25% if female (male). In summary, robots are a minority now.

>>37658418
I dont need a reason.

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>>37658467
>I dont need a reason.
wow, you're pretty mean desu

>>37658484
I am being nice within reason. Girls who are too nice tend to let themselves be manipulated by other "nice" people.

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>>37658504
>Girls who are too nice tend to let themselves be manipulated by other "nice" people.
I understand that but you think I'm trying to manipulate you and I'm not. If you were being nice within reason you would be willing to reciprocate the kindness I give you and become my friend. If I truly was something to be skeptical of, you could easily remain wary of me until a later point in time, but you immediately deject that idea.

Leads me to believe some people have tried to coax you into doing that and it burned a bit.

>>37658232
Can you imagine how sad this ham planet must be to post paragraphs on r9k in the morning? Pathetic. Didn't read this post but got a kick out of it.

>>37658562
Sounds like you are trying to guilt me. Now if that isnt a red flag then i don't know what is one.

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>>37658678
>Sounds like you are trying to guilt me.
Not trying to guilt you, just being honest.

t. a real nice person

>>37658699
Well,my father didnt teach me to be an idiot.

>>37658750
>Well,my father didnt teach me to be an idiot.
I half feel like you're trolling me and the other half feels like you might actually be a good person so I thought I'd be nice and be your friend. After all, if you are dedicated to the lord then you know that compassion is the strongest weapon of our faith

>>37658232
>you hardly know me
I know you're stupid enough to immediately announce your gender in a post claiming women aren't all attention hungry cunts, and self righteous enough to spew your faux-friendly christcuck shit at me

You are just another one of the hundreds of pieces of proof that women have next to no intellectual value, especially on online forums.

Get off my board, dipshit

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>>37657771
>jumping on someone's throat because they mentioned something about themselves that is 100% relevant to the thread
You are the cancer here.

>>37658232
Also
>20s
Go back to tumblr you literal baby

>>37658835
>being a simpering white Knight
>calling anyone cancer
None of these women will ever fuck you. Hang yourself.

>>37658829
Ok. If you say so.

>>37658779
Why is it so hard to recognise that some people just dont want friends. I have the lord. Thats all i would ever need relationship wise.

>>37658855
>if someone thinks I'm acting like an idiot, they must be a white knight
Anon please.

>>37658861
>Why is it so hard to recognise that some people just dont want friends. I have the lord.
I don't mean to pry but would you happen to be on the autism spectrum? Nothing wrong with that, it just feels like you don't understand what a friend is.

>>37658876
>if someone jumps at any opportunity to defend m'lday they're a white knight
Yes, idiot.

>>37657354
this

oregeno desu ne

>>37658861
If the lord was real, he'd toss your ass into hellfire for being a self absorbed attention whore

>>37657254
Hello female here please now down and orbit me, manslaves

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>>37658909
>If the lord was real, he'd toss your ass into hellfire for being a self absorbed attention whore
GAT DAM it's been a while since I've gotten a chuckle this gud

>>37658889
Relationships vary from platonic to romantic,so i have no clue what you are going on about.

>>37658909
Ok.

>>37658914
I will orbit, gib discord and skype pls

>>37657254
For one, that's an exaggeration. But you're right that it can derail a thread.
It'd be much nicer if we could just be treated the same.
And don't start with
>post without mentioning your gender then!
because literally from the context of my posts someone can just assume I'm a woman and tell me to get out. They actively look out for say, me being in a female dominated field. It's not about not having a gender, I would actively have to slant my posts to sound male, and that just goes against my principles. I won't hide my gender like it's something shameful.

>>37658937
Do you feel bad about being so pathetic?

>>37658963
>Do you feel bad about being so pathetic?
>feel bad
>about being so pathetic

Hello, anon who lacks awareness. Please exhibit the location for with you are currently presiding on the world wide web.

>>37658963
Nope the vague, futile promise of maybe hearing your voice every other month keeps me going.

>>37658934
I'd be OK with it too.

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>>37657254
you act like all women are attention whores or something and all men are gullible idiots. that's simply not true.

by the way, here's my discord:
LoveAlexis#0790

:3

>>37658959
>won't hide my gender
You're a woman on the internet. Literally the last thing you would ever do with it.

Fuck off back to >>>/soc/

>>37659017
This is 2017 /r9k/ in a single post

>>37659010
Perfect. Exactly. Glad you agree with me. Thank you for finaly seeing my way.

>>37659046
It's almost ridiculous how identical you sound to my nephew.

He's in grade school, just so you know

>>37659074
Ok. And i hope you know that after this thread is archived i wont remember you or anyone in this thread in the slightest. You have poor banter skills,just so you know.

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>>37659074
>>37659144
I've been tired of reading this sad back and forth. The sooner it dies the better.

>>37657254
Crazy, right? Almost like /r9k/ is full of orbiting losers.

>>37659171
No one is forcing you to read it.

>>37659252
No but I stay in the thread to find more people that share my contempt for the hypocritical nature of this board.

>>37659252
>>37659278
Holy fucking shit why don't both of you shut the fuck up. How about you stop derailing the thread and actually post something of quality for once.

>>37659314
Thread was derailed the moment the first "I am a girl" post showed up.

>>37657254
I don't understand it either. Perhaps the "chance" of pussy is just too much for fellow "robots" to ignore.

>>37659278
If you say so.

>>37659314
If you actually read from start to finish yould understand that i am not derailing at all. I am talking about how things are and not what people think it is.

>>37657254
>but drop to their knees as soon as one shows up
Only in case she knows to play a retard/child, leaving out all the capitals and punctuation marks. Filling those in, there's just a few people telling her to fuck off. That's because men, at least around here, only want to fuck retards/children.

>>37657254

There is a slight chance she might become my wife. Duh. Any positive female interaction makes me fall in love with her and want to marry her for life. I need a woman to accept me and validate me. Any woman.

>>37659144
>being so shit at banter you have to address what it is
Why is every woman here so demonstrably stupid lmao

>>37659314
>female
>quality post
Welcome, newfriend