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>that wagecuck who browses r9k on the toilet literally gets paid to shit post
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>>37539615
>implying NEETs aren't paid to shitpost
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>>37539679
NEETs are paid to stay away from normies and society desu.
Errihgenal
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I do that. And the best part is that while taking a shit, I get paid more than a NEET gets neetbux all day.
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>ywn be adam22
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>>37539613
A faggot I already imagine you a xan rapper nigger loving faggot I already hate you for no reason dude.
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>>37539626
I'm not but he lives a very chill lifestyle, waking up late going to your store to smoke weed and make money by hanging out with your friends and famous people you like. these young people with colored dreads and face tattoos you see in the video seem annoying tho
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no jumper is great for interviews with underground rappers
but the lifestyle they talk about on there makes me sad when comparing to my own life.
Smoking a joint and watching a no jumper is a good way to do friend simulation
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MOMMA TOLD ME
NOT TO SELL WORK
17---5, SAME COLOR T SHIRT
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dysfunctional neet, I demolish that beat
REEEE, normie, Meme war now
I'm bringing the heat
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>>37539390
yooo, your beat is weak
your flow - NOT unique.
uhhh, yah. uhhhh
laziest of the rhymes, for this one, this NEET has committed a crime...
heh. now don't make no PEEP or i'll have ta put ya to SLEEP ya dumb ass lazy GEEK NEET.
*drops mic*
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One of the best new nigbeats.
Also
PLAYWID DATPUSSY LIKE PEEKABOO
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I dont know how to forget about you
i want someone as nice as you if i have to forget about you
nobody can replace someone whos like a parent to me.
im sorry for making the server i just wanted to feel like im in rooc again and coate hates me i didnt mean to hurt anyone. i like you a lot im trying to forget please dont hate me I feel safe whenever you talk to me. please aya youre older than me can i get adult comfort from you. by that i just mean talking to you
it makes me feel safe i like aya a lot its like having a parent
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im not trying to get attention aya im too embarrassed to tell anyone on discord
why did you block me
you made me cry into my pillow a lot
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>>37539285
It must be exhausting being this fucking emotional
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please i cant believe you told all those people i just wanted attention from you
you made people im friends with now turn against me and i cant forget it
you tried to make me kill myself
why are you torturing me like this
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Cats - the ultimate NEETs 2017-06-06 04:47:07 Post No.37539080
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Cats - the ultimate NEETs
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>independent
>comfy
>can take care of themselves
We should all be striving to be cats. Meow.
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>>37539080
Yes, cats are the ultimate NEETs.
But NEETdom is not something to strive to be.
And here I've just had to stay up to 0230 to let my cat in.I do speak cat, so Meow!
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cats have sharp claws and razor teeth amongst other deadly weapons
a neet's only "weapon" is the inert decay which invites death
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>it's winter currently
>cat makes it obvious that he wants the heater on by sitting near it and meowing
>will just lay there for hours in front of it while it's on
>switch it off to go to bed or out
>he just stares at me when I turn it off
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everything on the internet has become boring to me. the forums I used to visit have gotten completely tiresome. I only came here to post this thread. The slight source of human interaction I got from the internet is gone and I'm completely alone
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>>37539039
Try discord. I've never used it but lots of people shill for it and say it's a good way to make internet friends.
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>>37539039
This is when u switch 2 alcohol goyim
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>>37539049
>making friends
this is normie shit, anon
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>take my monthly shower
>mommy makes me nuggies & sausages (the ones from lidl) for lunch
>my doggy comes sit by me while i eat in my room
>i look at him and it makes me sad that he doesnt have a mommy to make him nuggies & sausages
>i give him some of my sausages
>15 minutes later he throws up the sausages all over me
>i start yelling for mommy and she comes running
>i explain what happened to her and she tells me to go take a shower
>i tell her that i wont take a shower because i already took one this month
>she says it again
>i dont like her tone
>i throw my keyboard at her really hard
>she falls back really bad on her hand and it goes limp off her wrist
>she starts screaming bad things at me so i start crying and kicking her
>i push her out of my room with my doggy and lock them both outside
>go read things on 4chan
>a while later she's knocking at my door
>afraid of opening it
help me, i dont know what to do and she called my dad (i think) and the police or the doctors i dont know
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>>37538999
you better post pics or we will not believe that it happened
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>>37539015
It didn't happen you fucking autist.
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>>37539015
>you better post pics or we will not believe that it happened
God...
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What kinds of tropes in things make you feel? I like it when someone falls in love with a robot or AI and the robot starts to understand human feelings. I also like stories where a person keeps travelling back in time to try different ways to save someone they care about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIDqt2aUek
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>>37538963
I like it when a mother protects a child and I feel when a mother's child dies
Weird af because I'm usually very unsympathetic but even the slightest hint of this gets me
I also like interstellar-esque crescendos that end in transcendence, especially if the protagonist fought hard and lost everything, all he has to do now is let go.
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>>37538963
I like it when someone is about to die in gladiatorial combat and they are thrown into a pit with nothing, not even clothing. This gets to me in a way nothing else will, there is so much emotion and love to be seen.
I also love it when the person is actually a tree and they get set on fire. I enjoy seeing them scream. That usually shows how the protagonist evolved and mankind's need to topple nature. It is very nice indeed if there is a fancy trenchcoat dude telling us exactly this in the middle of the show.
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>>37538963
Journeys, when a bunch of characters go on a long journey for whatever reason. And we go along with them on their trials and tribulations as the people push forward. The bit that always gets me is near the end, when the characters go their seperate ways, especially if there was some kind of hostility between them and they eventually overcome it realising how much they had in common before the journey ends and they have to go back to their old lives.A Good one is Stand by me. Ones with growing up themes hit me hard.
The feeling of something coming to an end, realisation things wont be the same agian, and a happiness that it happened but sorrow that it ended.
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>mom wants to kick me out of my neetdom
what do i do?
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You join us
discord gg/kVQhkja
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>>37538949
Throw a shitjug at her. Mummy needs to know her place.
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>>37538949
Tell her you didn't ask to be born
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Anon why aren't you taking a /nap/?
If you're on this board right now you are most likely extremely depressed and frustrated and have no clue what you're doing with your life. You should consider taking a nap, yes your problems will still be there when you wake up, but at least you don't have to be conscious about it for about 2-3 hours. I'd say it's well worth the investment.
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>>37538647
I just woke up from a nap, that's why
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>>37538647
Thanks for rubbing in I can't sleep :(
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>>37538647
I hate naps, I always wake up feeling weird. I am about to go to sleep for a full 8+ hours though because I'm pretty much nocturnal right now and like it that way.
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*this badass fascist ubermensch blocks your path*
Wat do?
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Break his very thin legs.
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>>37538635
Throw his personal copy of mein kampf in a synagogue.
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>>37538635
"dude, wanna go get some drinks?" and hangout. I know some people irl like this and they are usually really chill as long as youre white
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I hate normies so fucking much
>go home from work
>the car of my mom is already parking there, so I will have a meal yummy
>enter the house
>mom is talking with somebody in the living room
>I need to introduce myself because parents are always angry if we have a guest and I go straight to my room
>"hi mom"
>the guest is a cute girl
>"oooh hi anon we were waiting for you. this is femanon from my class (my mom is working at a university) i thought you woul have a lot in common. I will leave you here."
>what the actual fucking fuck
>mom leaves
>heart starts to beat like a madman
>"well hi.."
>"hi"
>I start to ask fucking ackward questions like how are you, or what is your major
>after 10 minutes she stands up, says "goodbye mrs. teacher" and she leaves
>mom comes back
>"Well that didn't go well I hope at least you asked her number"
>say nothing and go back to my room
why the fuck are normies doing such a thing jesus
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>>37538591
That's actually a much tamer story than I thought it would be. You should of asked for her number
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She wants kids doesn't want you to die a virgin.
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>>37538683
but why in a way like this holy shit at least she should have warn me
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Tfw you have a promising career, equity, and a paternal instinct but no fembot wants you 2017-06-06 04:05:45 Post No.37538527
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Tfw you have a promising career, equity, and a paternal instinct but no fembot wants you
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Seriously, how is it that I am such a failure in finding a life partner?
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I'll trade my highly educated fembot for equity and promising career.
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>relying on a Manchurian Duck Fishing Chatroom to find women
>thinking "fembots" are actually women
>90% of fembots are actually just men ERPing as women in their faggot fembot threads
It's your fault you're a failure.
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>>37538527
you fucking people are retarded, you find yourself/worry about yourself bUrself and hoes come along, you're a dumb shit fuck you kys
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I want to fill a submissive woman with my sperm and impregnate her.
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That's a novel idea anon
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>>37538490
thats pretty gay
origigi
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>>37538490
my gf loves when I choke her while cumming. it feels so primal and raw. i recommend it anon
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All this self-imposed meme sadness is disgusting.
Is there anyone here who's actually suffering?
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I have other imposed meme sadness, does that count?
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>>37538337
>implying the meme's arent our autistic way of crying out for help while still being able to deny it as a joke
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>>37538337
I am great at self-imposing stuff. Does that make it different? Not really, it becomes extra burdens and weights that I personally cannot seem to fight through. They are my demons.