Cats - the ultimate NEETs

>>37539080
Yes, cats are the ultimate NEETs.
But NEETdom is not something to strive to be.
And here I've just had to stay up to 0230 to let my cat in.

I do speak cat, so Meow!

cats have sharp claws and razor teeth amongst other deadly weapons
a neet's only "weapon" is the inert decay which invites death

>it's winter currently
>cat makes it obvious that he wants the heater on by sitting near it and meowing
>will just lay there for hours in front of it while it's on
>switch it off to go to bed or out
>he just stares at me when I turn it off

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>>37539299
You should leave him some water bottles with hot water in them, wrapped in a cloth

Let him be maximum comfy all day, every day. That's what they're for, right?

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>>37539080
This is a remarkable philosophy.

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If you reincarnate into whatever it is you want more in life, I'm sure quite a few robots will become house cats