>take my monthly shower
>mommy makes me nuggies & sausages (the ones from lidl) for lunch
>my doggy comes sit by me while i eat in my room
>i look at him and it makes me sad that he doesnt have a mommy to make him nuggies & sausages
>i give him some of my sausages
>15 minutes later he throws up the sausages all over me
>i start yelling for mommy and she comes running
>i explain what happened to her and she tells me to go take a shower
>i tell her that i wont take a shower because i already took one this month
>she says it again
>i dont like her tone
>i throw my keyboard at her really hard
>she falls back really bad on her hand and it goes limp off her wrist
>she starts screaming bad things at me so i start crying and kicking her
>i push her out of my room with my doggy and lock them both outside
>go read things on 4chan
>a while later she's knocking at my door
>afraid of opening it
help me, i dont know what to do and she called my dad (i think) and the police or the doctors i dont know
>>37538999
you better post pics or we will not believe that it happened
>>37539015
It didn't happen you fucking autist.
>>37539015
>you better post pics or we will not believe that it happened
God...
>>37538999
>mommy makes me nuggies & sausages (the ones from lidl) for lunch
ew
>>37538999
First day off of iFunny OP?
>>37539015
i dont have pictures of anything to post and if i open the door to take a picture of her hand she will come in my room
Dont worry anon, just tell her to fuck off like the roast beef slut she is ans she'll leave you alone. It'll all pass over in a few hours.