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>take my monthly shower >mommy makes me nuggies & sausages

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>take my monthly shower
>mommy makes me nuggies & sausages (the ones from lidl) for lunch
>my doggy comes sit by me while i eat in my room
>i look at him and it makes me sad that he doesnt have a mommy to make him nuggies & sausages
>i give him some of my sausages
>15 minutes later he throws up the sausages all over me
>i start yelling for mommy and she comes running
>i explain what happened to her and she tells me to go take a shower
>i tell her that i wont take a shower because i already took one this month
>she says it again
>i dont like her tone
>i throw my keyboard at her really hard
>she falls back really bad on her hand and it goes limp off her wrist
>she starts screaming bad things at me so i start crying and kicking her
>i push her out of my room with my doggy and lock them both outside
>go read things on 4chan
>a while later she's knocking at my door
>afraid of opening it

help me, i dont know what to do and she called my dad (i think) and the police or the doctors i dont know
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>>37538999
you better post pics or we will not believe that it happened
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>>37539015
It didn't happen you fucking autist.
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>>37539015
>you better post pics or we will not believe that it happened
God...
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>>37538999
>mommy makes me nuggies & sausages (the ones from lidl) for lunch

ew
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>>37538999
First day off of iFunny OP?
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>>37539015
i dont have pictures of anything to post and if i open the door to take a picture of her hand she will come in my room
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Dont worry anon, just tell her to fuck off like the roast beef slut she is ans she'll leave you alone. It'll all pass over in a few hours.
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