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Fucking beta males need to kill themselves already
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>"who ever this is"

the source is in the down right corner u dumb nigger
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Don't cry when we all walk away.
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>>37583210
Nibba
That's the meme page that posted it

And back to the post in general
My sister pulled this on us when we, me my sister my guy friend who was interested in my sister and my girlfriend were hanging out

And she just goes "this guy does my math homework, this guy does my essays, this guy is 25 but hot, this guy is 27 but he's rich, this guy is this loser from my dorm, this is a frat guy..."
and she seemed completely happy that she was manipulating these guys

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Why haven't you given up all hope yet anon?
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I enjoy watching the world burn.
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>>37582768
First you dream then you realize that in reality its not gonna happen and that life was shit all along and you hate everyone coz they sre unironically pieces of shit

i dont hope anymore im just wasting time till im dead now. its over

oh yeah and success doesnt matter coz someone better is always there to brag and belittle any achievement you had.
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>>37582768
I've deluded myself into thinking there are good things after death.

>Oh hey, Anon right? Looks like we're roomies bro!
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>>37582727
cool, i'll suck you off later
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Nice dude. Let's see that penis, just to see where we stand, get it out of the way, you know?
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Fucking nice, let's hit the gym.

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Okay, so I imagine this isn't the best place to ask this because I'll just be called a normie but hear me out.

The first and only girl I dated a valued so much because she was the only girl I ever talked to on the regular/got close to. Most girls I just knew in passing.

Once we broke up, I surrounded myself with as many girls as possible. Online girls made up the majority. Now I still have a lot of these online friends. I'm contemplating blocking them all in hopes to regain the original value of women. Is this retarded or is there going to be some actual positive outcome to this? Yes, I will feel lonely, but I wonder if I will regain the spark of talking to a girl again.

I'm sick of talking ot girls that I have no connection with and won't date, if anyone has a compelling reason to support my claim, I'm going to block every one of them.
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It doesnt matter either way because none of these"girls" will ever truely love you
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>>37582661
Do whatever you want, dude. Everyone here is going to give you conflicting advice backed up by their stupid ass logic.

Just do whatever the hell you want. Nobody here cares. Have fun with your female friends. Or don't. It's up to you.
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>>37582692
That's not the point you massive faggot.

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This girl from South Africa (white) that I know over Snapchat for a while says that she's coming to America and is willing to come stay with me and have sex for a full week. I don't want to be a virgin forever. She says she wants $2000. Is this worth it? How can I protect myself if this is a scam? What should I do? I've known this girl online for a while and know she's real.
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Pics of her? If you're going to pay for a snapchat whore who thinks she's worth porn star level bux, then she better be worth it.

Or else you could get better easily.
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>>37582767
She says she needs to buy a plane ticket and stay at a hotel and stuff.
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>>37582641
If she doesn't look like some 10/10 African Goddess, then you're wasting $2000.

Seriously, you can get a hooker for $300.

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> Be Me
>Scottish, 18, M
>Go to New York with school
>Last Day
> Decide, Fuck it I wanna talk to American Girls
>Go to some club or something
>See a pretty nice looking lassie and get talking to her
>Turns out she is in an "Open Relationship" (Fucking Cuckolds)
>We start dancing
>She asks what state I am from
>Say Scotland awkward as fuck
>keep talking to her
>Turns out she doesn't know what the fuck am saying
>Her Cuckold Bf shows up
>I have like 2 " on him and he looks like Chelsea Clinton
>He starts shitetalking me trying to intimidate and get me tae fuck off
>activatescottishmode.exe
>call him basically every Scottish insult I can think of
>ohshitrunoutofthingstosay.jpg
>tell him his maw is a beetroot
>people looking at me
>whatinfuckdidijustsay.png
>Turns out his maw Is a legit vegetable
>Wellfuck.tif
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>>37582625
I fucking hate Scottish people. Almost as bad as slavs. I don't know why we colonized them...
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>>37582625

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK THAT KEK OP!

YOU'RE THA MAN!!!
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>>37582625
Gave me a kek, did you at least punch in his face?

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Friends Thread

We all need good friends in our life.
We all need to stop hating each other so much and start coming together to celebrate our unique neetness!

Let's be friends!

>Talk
>Share music
>Find someone to talk to IRL
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Are all of you too worried about getting your dick wet to realize that friends are worth more than a lay?
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>>37582619
hey, how u doin? fuck you
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>>37582750
I'm ok, a little lonely.
Please do.

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>incest porn
>"step-mother" walks in
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>it's literally just regular porn with incest in the title
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>>37582306
>mother incest video
>rostie pornstar is basically same age as male actor
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>the "step mother" uses the term even when it sounds hideously unnatural
>read: almost always

>the porn title is "Mom has sex with not her son"

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why are people so dependent on phones? ive never had one in my entire life
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>>37582277
they actually have friends to contact with them unlike you
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>>37582295
oh that explains alot
do you have friends or something
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>>37582277
So that I have something to escape a social situation

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Who's she voting for today?
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>>37582065
Literally perfect and not a roasty, I love Rose!
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>>37582065
Her dads scottish and she told me that they vote snp just for her dad
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>>37582065
Lib Dem or Greens. But I can imagine her voting Labour this time around.
>>37582110
I thought she lived in England? If she does, she isn't voting SNP.

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I pretty much just want to log out of life now. Anyone know how to sign out properly? I don't want to sit here waiting patiently for my session to expire.
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>>37581982
There's no way to sign out without losing your character, I'm afraid. Some people say that when you log back in your character will be transported to a different realm, but I wouldn't risk it.
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>>37581982
See this cup of coffee? I expect you to have logged out and followed all appropriate closing procedures by the time I've finished it.
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Sorry man, can't log out with out losing ALL your data. I assume the worst, the game wont let you play anymore, but maybe your character will be different upon signing up, or you'll be in a different world.

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>be me
>get into the train
>train is full, only 1 empty seat next to me
>literally 11/10 foreign qt asks in fucken german if she can sit next to her
>she smells nice, wears really rich looking clothes
>she answers her call in german, she sounds so cute
>tfw you fall in love in her
>mfw redpill kicks in
>tfw you come to realization of this feel and try to rationalize it
>tfw you realize you love her, only because she looks good (pure) and smells nice
>lost all the respect to her in split second and stop caring about her opinion about me I spread legs and arms, so she has very little space
>mfw she actually hits me with her elbow and looks directly at me
>mfw I grab my phone and start lurking at /pol/
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>>37581861
>tfw all bitches are afriad to respond
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>>37581861
This is you on years of social reclusion and redpills.

Pa-fucking-thetic
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Why do some people feel the need to ask if they can sit next to you in a public transport?

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Describe yourself.
Do you like it there?
Would you rather be somewhere else?
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>>37581812
weird mix of makoto and Okabe here
I'm fine where I am at.
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Right around Okabe
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>>37581812
Kissless, smileless, handholdless, hugless trapfu

>"Drumpf will be kill today /pol/tards xD"
>anything they ask him his answers are
>"no"
>"I don't know"
>"I'm not aware of"
>"maybe"
>"I don't think so"
>"at the time I felt like"
>"I can't answer that"
Does he even know how to investigate?
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What does this have anything to do with me being a loser autist?
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>>37581728
It's just some /pol/tard shill.
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>>37581707
Your insecurity/fear is showing.

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>I've started 3 micro-memes in 3.5 years
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>>37581666
>this place is a prison
>and these people aren't your friends
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>>37581666
>I've created nothing in 6 years
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Ive created 2 memes in 8 years of posting on here.

1. OHP in the squat rack meme (with austin powers .jpg)

2. 5'9 vs 6'2 (with image of worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man)

I'm on autism bux (the real deal, not that shitty neet bux pittance)

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