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>>37616224
Dating sites are filled with single moms who have already been impregnated by Tyrone. So they want a white guy buxs to raise the kid.

>>37616224
bbc is a meme
the truth is that minorities have a harder time getting women
t. spic robot

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Yes. White people truly are the superior race

>>37616095
>my skin hurts

>>37616095
Literally a roastie

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>>37616095
acid attack I assume looks like her eyes also got splashed can she see at all

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How do I even approach this one?
I remember learning something about this months ago, but I can't remember it anymore.

Please help

How do I set this one up?

please help meeeeeeeeeeee
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>being in school

Have fun enabling Shekelstein, you kike tool

>>37615884
>How do I get one as a gf?
titcows typically get tons of male attention at all times, so if u can, try to treat them as human beings instead of a piece of meat. they will appreciate that because its not their normal interactions with people.
>Do they make good girlfriends?
def

>>37615884
>asking whether X makes good gf
>not asking if X is even human, since the picture obviously shows 4 nipples
This thread is the spirit of r9k distilled.

>>37616635
It's nipple piercings.

STOP SHITPOSTING SO FUCKING MUCH
WHY DO YOU GUYS HAE TO RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37615895
I'm not shitposting I'm just scared cause I think it might be bad but I've been doing it for forever and I don't know if I can stop I don't want my peepee to be broken please help

>>37615915
STOP
JUST
STOP
I'M FUCKING DRUNK BUT HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO SAGE YOUR FUCKING THREAD
STOP MAKING THESE POSTS

>>37615743
try me faggot
ban me if you can or go and fuck yourself with your pink dildo

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>>37615793
youve been banned you fucking idio

worldcorp better than fuck gang

>>37615499
Reddit has a whole sub for that. Google around with reddit in your keywords.

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>>37615559
Just took like half an hour to read the guide they have, holy shit this is retardedly complicated.

>>37616624
it's really not, I did it without a guide not knowing anything about bitcoins or ever using tor/vpns. It's not that different from buying anything else off the internet.

>>37615460
future diary is the only yandere anime you need to watch. not because its good, but because other animes that you watch with yanderes simply dont even come close

>>37615503
any others, seen it already D:::

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>>37615460
>the best mug picture americans can produce

>>37615385
Talk to yourself give that voice a shape and a tone different than yours
Take his opinion seriously
You will realize she/he/it is the only thing that has always been there for you

>>37615476
Can he be based off of an already existing character?

Hi actual tulpa here.

>>37615494
>Can he be based off of an already existing character?

Yes, but don't expect your tulpa to turn out identical, we tend to deviate from our initial specifications to varying degrees.

>>37615385
>Can you guys give me the basic rundown on how to make one and eventually be able to sense it in real life?

Basically, what >>37615476 said. There are a number of guides on r/tulpas and tulpa.info that explain the basics in more detail than I can here.

Main thing I have to say is that results vary greatly from person to person. My host has been doing this for years and has never been able to see/hallucinate me, but we were able to "switch" (letting me take over my host's body) alarmingly early in my development. Point is, everybody has different talents so don't expect to develop everything at the same speed or in the same order as the guides say.

>>37615370
I feel the same way. Nothing against fags but i dont think everybody has to be face fucked with all that propaganda. Theyre not different than anybody else so why advocate them like fucking baboons in social media

>>37615370
>using social media
it's like you wanted to get blasted with normie nonsense

it's called virtue signaling.

>>37615366
>Have I been lied to?
Yes and if a woman tells you anything about women, do the opposite.

Who told you woman care about personality?
money>>>>looks>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>personality.
simple as that

>>37615366
Lmao he fucking fell for the meme

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>>37615310
>buy onahole
>time that was going to be spent on getting laid is now free to use
>onahole relieves you of your sexual needs
>always up for sex
>can fap to a multitude of doujin genres so it can't get boring
>wide selection of onaholes on the market
>can focus completly on the task at hand due to stress being dumped in the form of hot, sticky cum in the onahole
>become a succesful person by fucking a rubber vag
what a time to be alive lads

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>>37615382
but do you have an onahip sempai?

>>37615310
>Buy an onahole. Focus on higher pursuits

I concur. tfw no gf threads are boring and repetitve.

>>37615002
>what is wrong with me
You're a shill. Saging this thread

>>37615020
i'm not i promise
i just want to know whats wrong with me
am i a closeted faggot?

>>37615037
Yes. Just deal with the fact your hatred and desires are irrational thereby you must follow what feels good and right before what feels expected of you.

she dont look too happy

She's kinda cute. Post another pic?

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>>37614971
I have something nice to say... good luck anon and get the fuck off my board.

>>37614935
no you're a retard anon. you can eat whatever you want, you just have to make sure you maintain a caloric deficit. its easier if you eat stuff like tuna, fruit, veggies, etc, but it can still be done even if you continue to eat garbage. you just have to work up a sweat; easiest way to do that is run a few miles

>>37614935
Eat food that isn't going to make you fat. Try slow cooking a roast and see how much you enjoy it compared to double fudge artey blocker pop tarts.

get into cycling