Someone give me the red-pill on titcows. How do I get one as

>>37615884
>How do I get one as a gf?
titcows typically get tons of male attention at all times, so if u can, try to treat them as human beings instead of a piece of meat. they will appreciate that because its not their normal interactions with people.
>Do they make good girlfriends?
def

>>37615884
>asking whether X makes good gf
>not asking if X is even human, since the picture obviously shows 4 nipples
This thread is the spirit of r9k distilled.

>>37616635
It's nipple piercings.

>>37616635
>what are nipple rings
The irony is that your post is the spirit of r9k distilled

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>>37616651
>I have a wondeful body that will automatically bring me admirers and social status
>lets insert metal things into its flesh (pic related)
Somebody post a reeee with the appropriate Pepe, I am out of power levels for this.