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I've made new friends on r9k lately and they're all nice! I'm having fun here, and becoming more positive by proximity of some very kind and warm people
Never forget that this will never be you.
Here's a pic I got from /his/, it's all I got.
Long ago in a distant cuckshed
I, akuck
>>37761603
the liberal-lgbtq master of feminism
THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER IF KEKNESS
>take a piss
>make sure to stand there and shake it to get it all out
>put dick back in pants
>piss runs down leg
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I FIX THIS SHIT
That happens to me all the time too. I think my dick might be broken.
>>37760541
I find that I gotta stand there another 10-30 seconds and push to get that last little bit out that usually runs down my leg
>>37760541
I have a similar curse where everytime that I take a shit I have to piss, I can't not piss when I'm shitting.
The real problem is that it never feels like I've pissed properly like when I do standing up. For the next hour I have to urgently squirt out a tiny nothing of piss drops every 5 minutes.
>tfw your bully always hurts your feelings and makes you cry but occasionally he'll look out for you and be nice to you
>genuinely thought this was normal
>other friends have started being very concerned
I don't know who's right.
Tell me more about these bullies
>>37760607
Ho is dis?
Tfw no fent and heroin junkie gf to shoot up with.
>>37760524
>tfw no gun gf to shot myself with
I know definitely know that feel brah.
>>37760524
Fent
What a waste
Who /un-favored child/ here?
>>37760514
>tfw I'm the only one my mom wanted cuz I'm a boy
I rub it in my cunt sisters' faces all the time.
>>37760514
I fucked a milf once.
Worst decision of my life.
I actually destroyed the woman's marriage.
Good thing I was young and moved to another city due to school and shit.
99% of the time those bitches aren't single, you guys are literally playing with death.
>>37760966
The key word here was "married", you fucking cretin
Why do ameriburgers talk about cheating like it's just a normal thing to do
Has the torched been passed? It should I say, been BLACKED
>>37760492
Someone should tweet the guys from blacked and dogfart.
I bet they would make an offer to her.
>>37760523
Imagine her accepting it and telling her beta providers AFTER a money begging session
>>37760492
what? who?
update me
Who's your favorite porn star? I still fap to Allie Sin. Her beautiful, emotionless face taking load after load always gets me off
>>37760447
I only fap to milfs in the underground scene doing homemade videos.
You guys have no idea how depraved some housewives are out there.
Good taste brah. That's also why i like her.
I fap to painal mostly so no real favorites here desu.
>>37760505
Post some examples if you can please
How do I ask my sister if she wants to smoke weed with me? I don't think she's ever done it before.
>>37760430
offer her pot brownies but tell her they're normal brownies
Just ask. Just ask.
"Do you smoke? No? Well, if you did I definitely would want to smoke with you"
>>37760430
laeving this heree
The capybara is the only animal I have observed that I can emotionally relate to. What other animals are superior to humans?
>>37760419
who the fuck cares about this
>>37760419
do you think i fucking care
>>37761003
Fucking leave normie, no one wants you here. The board would be a better place without faggots like you. Also, yeah OP, capybaras are based
>be me
>be at work
>bend over to pick something up
>my pants rip revealing my asscrack and testies
>most embarrassing day of my life
>sit in my desk all day hoping nobody notices
That's what you get for not wearing underwear
>>37760366
Why don't you wear underwear buddy?
>>37760378
>>37760376
It makes my balls itch, I been a freeballer since as long as I can remember
Have some thing to get off my chest, let me try a few bars an you can add your feels too...
Few more exams, gotta hustle through,
Studying at the table, but i wish i were with you,
All these depressions just got me feeling blue,
Im sick of all this shit and i just dont know what to do!
I need some fresh air, these atmosphere makes me wanna puke,
Walk down the streets everything so busted and blue,
I'd rather see the world paint in green,
Like the fields i used to run in while i was on the soccer team,
Tons of friends, we had fun times whether right or wrong,
But i'm a loner now those time are long gone.
>>37760346
Now I'm on /r9k/ despite being normie
Got it twisted thinking robots are the homies
If you got a better place to go I hope that you will show me
I'm just a momentarily "depressed" faggot with 9 friends feeling lonely
>>37760723
Roasties roasties, eat some fuckin toasties
wake up in the morning watch some dudes hunt some ghosties
sitting in my boxers eating fruit loops
I haven't seen the light of day since eighteen diggity two
ain't got no friends ain't got no hoes
I'm scared of women I don't even know
I've never talked to one I wasn't related to
If you looked like a necrotising testicle you'd be jaded too
I guess you could say that we made it, foo
Neet life, never work, don't wanna get berated, true
normiedom is overated
Chad's got me emasculated
Mom says I need to just start datin
I say mom quit hatin!
roasties
what do they know
I just need to....I just need to show....mom.....that I can.....BE MORE! FUCK YOU MOM
Life is gay and so am i
I cant even look dad in the eye
Time giin by so fuckn fast
As i sit around dreaming on my ass
I only eat shit thats unhealthy
Everyday i make sigils to be wealthy
>"just go to a bar and make friends :)"
>go to a bar
>sit at the bar
>look at the bargirl for 10minutens
>gets everyones order
>ignores you
>wait 5 more
>still ignored
>walk out alone and leave
>walk around town for 3 hours crying
>4 time now
>>37760332
for fucks sake. you have to signal her that you want to order soemthing you dum cunt
>>37760332
as a bartender cucks like you are pretty funny, I am not your servant you have signal or at least make a eye contact.
>>37760332
Did she also have her eyes on you anon?
Does anyone still have insecurities from when they were bullied years ago?
>>37760323
haha, what the fuck dude, of course not
>>37760323
Is this a question? Do you even know were you are, fucking moron?
>>37761519
Lies. Blatant lies.
what ya playing/watching/eating/drinking?
Im catching up on the anime new game! and eating some cheap pizza I found at walmart.
Watching fightan streams, might drink some tennessee honey soon. Is new game! any good, anon?
>>37760279
OP your post made me feel super /comfy/
i wish i could spend my entire life doing this shit..
During a constant state night preferably.
>>37760279
studying animal histophysiology for tomorrow's exam
listened to a new Trevor Something album
drinking the corn syrup carbonated jew
eating brazilian nuts and chestnuts