>be me
>be at work
>bend over to pick something up
>my pants rip revealing my asscrack and testies
>most embarrassing day of my life
>sit in my desk all day hoping nobody notices
That's what you get for not wearing underwear
>>37760366
Why don't you wear underwear buddy?
>>37760378
>>37760376
It makes my balls itch, I been a freeballer since as long as I can remember
And today your fetish for public nudity was born.
>>37760425
Freeballing feels terrible for my taint. You need a quality pair of boxer briefs.
>working in convenience store
>just finished my lunch break
>coworker goes for his break
>i'm working alone in the store
>stomach starts to gurgle
>feel pressure building in my gut
>really have to go take a shit
>but the place is full of people
>can't just leave to the bathroom
>try and hold it for a while
>just until my coworker returns
>some liquidy shit leaks out
>fuck this i'm going to the toilet
>walking with stilted steps
>straining trying to hold it
>more gushes out as i move
>underpants are totally ruined
>it's all down my ass and legs
>big obvious stains on pants
>break down and cry on the toilet
>call my mom and try to explain
>get her to bring me some pants
>leave early and never go back
>>37760366
10/10 buy some better pants next time
>>37760628
They're from H&M lol
>he ripped his jeans and posted his ass crack on the internet to get attention from strangers
You have a nice ass op
Nice taint faggot