>take a piss >make sure to stand there and shake it to

That happens to me all the time too. I think my dick might be broken.

>>37760541
I find that I gotta stand there another 10-30 seconds and push to get that last little bit out that usually runs down my leg

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>>37760541
I have a similar curse where everytime that I take a shit I have to piss, I can't not piss when I'm shitting.

The real problem is that it never feels like I've pissed properly like when I do standing up. For the next hour I have to urgently squirt out a tiny nothing of piss drops every 5 minutes.

>>37760541
DIE A BEET US

bro i just recently figured it out
you have to wipe the tip of your dick off after pissing, theres always a little wetness leftover.
I just wipe it on the outside of my underwear

This happens to me too and it makes me want to kill myself

>>37760541
Squeeze your dick from base to tip once or twice, with a folded up piece of TP held against the tip.

>>37760615
Then sit down. It's much comfier.

>>37760541
Your urethra has a S shape and because of that theres always a bit pee left, the best thing to do is to press right behind your balls and push forward. Go try it out. Thank me later

>>37760541
Shaking wont do shit.
I've developed a technique that I'v been using since I was a teen. When you're done, press your legs together behind your junk, and bend forward at the hip. The pressure on your scrotum creates a pumping action that will expel the last few drops of urine. Just be sure to have a piece of toilet paper ready to catch it so it doesn't fall on your knees.

It's just another symptom of horrible genetics. You have to use toilet paper.