Choose 3 masks. Then tell us why you chose them.
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>Anglerfish Mask
To draw out my ideal mate
>Clown Mask
To rapid fire tell her jokes while she is making noises so she falls in love with me
>Depression Mask
Just for fun
Literally no downside
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These masks are terribly imbalanced. Some of them have downsides that make them worthless, some have meaningless downsides, and some have more upsides in place of the downside.
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>>37785327
>Clown mask
Make people happier
>Depression mask
No need for food
>Pirates Mask
AHOY MATEYS
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>get a guitar
>can barely play the c major chord after 2 hours of practicing
Dammit, Ritchie Blackmore and Jimmy Page make it look so easy
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>>37785276
Just learn to play power chords, then you can say you know how to play
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>>37785276
Why do you want to play guitar?
original comment?
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>>37785276
>>can barely play the c major chord after 2 hours of practicing
holy shit just quit now
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>therapist is useless and gives no helpful advice
>keep paying her because I have no one else to talk to
there is not much else more pathetic than this. $100 for one hour of pretending to give a shit about my inane whining
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>>37785190
therapy is a meme. how does it feel to be cucked out of your money?
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Wow
>paying for talking
Seriously, if I weren't living in Europe with "free" healthcare, I'd rather use the money bills to wipe my ass off.
Go kys
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>>37785253
it's the only person in life that I talk to vocally
4chan is my only other socialization outlet
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Redpill me on tendies 2017-06-18 01:55:14 Post No.37785157
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When I first started seeing the associations between tendies and neets, I was confused but intrigued.
Is this a factor connecting robots? Something deeper that has to do with diet and upbringing?
Or... Is it as simple as some people are just born being the type of person that thinks tendies taste better than everything, and just ends up becoming a NEET?
Please explain
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It's cheap meat, and it's easy do make without having to cook.
There really isn't any other meat that's as easy or cheap to make. Even lunchmeat needs to be made into a sandwich.
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>>37785157
i've been on 4chan since 2012 and i have no idea why tendies, which i first noticed in about 2015, became a thing. perhaps because they're cheap, salty, easy to procure?
also i'm pretty sure it's ironic, tendies are nowhere near as good as hamburgers, pizza, mac & cheese, grilled cheese sandwiches, or even fried chicken.
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tendies are memetic because most people like nintendos
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I wanna fuck traps and trannies. Where do I find them?
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I see a lot of qts on grindr
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In another life it probably could've been me.
Used to think becoming a girl would fix all my problems and make me happy.
Then I realised I'd still be unhappy no matter what I did still shave my legs and cross-dress occasionally though (no homo)
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But Anon
What if traps and trannies
Are inside all of us?
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Real European nigga hours 2017-06-18 01:54:06 Post No.37785137
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Real European nigga hours
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>tfw the sun is rising already
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It's 4 in the morning here. The sun will soon be up.
I think I have insomnia i should get it checked famalam
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>4:55 am
>told myself I'd go to bed at 3am
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>>37785166
>>37785178
Where you bots reporting from?
Cornwall here
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HOW DO I STOP PROCRASTINATING ONLINE
HELP ALL I'VE DONE FOR THE PAST MONTH IS SHITPOST ON R9K
I HAVE HOBBIES AND A CAREER
THE INTERNET RUINED MY LIFE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37785126
No, you ruined your life.
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>>37785126
>PAST MONTH
lol.
please get out and kill yourself, normalshit.
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>>37785153
I used to just lurk and laugh at the funny stories but I keep getting baited into ranting about the stupidest arguments.
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Would be cool if robots got together and played this game, seems like a good robot game
>i play solo but it feels boring
we can make a squad up 2 4 players
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>>37785125
Discord and Steam profile info?
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looks cool but would run like shit on my toaster
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bugger it m8
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How does r9k sleep?
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>>37785120
>be skinny and hug my pillow
>have fat fetish and kind of want to gain weight because I would like the feeling of it
>see that image
>"fuck, I don't wanna look like that"
the suffering continues
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>>37785120
Im 6'3 and i sleep in a 4 foot box because i got deported out of america and im staying with a friend in Germany because i don't want to go back to Venezuela
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>>37785120
It comforts me to know that I'm not the only one like that
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How do you live knowing you'll never get that one girl? And by one, I mean THE girl?
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>>37785104
With pure distraction and fantasy with the only motivation in life being the propagation of those two ideals.
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i dont think i can
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Not bothered by it since Im going to die in my sleep tonight.
Hopefully.
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Yes, it's my natural hairline.
Yes i'm mulatto.
Yes you may compliment me.
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>>37785099
Why shave all your hair off?
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>>37785184
Could at least go for this...
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>>37785099
>Yes you may compliment me
You could almost pass for white.
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>family bought house for 400k
>rented it out to 5 asian student for a year
>renovated it and just sold it for 650k
just made 50k off my investment, nepotism feels so good
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dumbass. Should have rented it forever and live in a trailer park. Money would come in all the time and you wouldn't have to worry anymore.
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>>37785074
That doesn't mean you're a neet retard
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>>37785767
yeah it does you colossal retard
I don't work for anyone and earn no wages, thus I am a neet
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This is Gremblo. He's up for adoption. Can we keep him?
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>>37785065
Yes I love him
Is his name Gremblo or is he a Gremblo
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>>37785077
His name is gremblo.
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>go outside
>black people
Day ruined
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I hate niggers too anon.
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>go outside
no thanks
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>go outside
>all white people
>but 3/4 of them are fat and/or ugly as shit
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>I'm a robot and wizard (33)
>I've tried to turn my life around the last couple of years
>have been trying to work out and do my best physically and mentally
>even started to go out again, second weekend in a row now
>I've been on antidepressants (zoloft) for about almost 2 years and that has helped, but I'm deep down myself as usual
>I don't attract females at all and I only have failed experiences in the past
>tonight I immediately noticed this breathtaking blonde, petite cutie when I entered the pub
>walked around a bit, in and out for a smoke and whatever
>talked to a few people, I don't give a fuck about them and just shoot the shit
>see her at bar alone with bartender
>I walk up and I have no idea what I said, but I do know that I told her something along the lines of how pretty she was and that I noticed her the moment I entered the pub
>we smalltalk for a while and it goes mediocre; ofc she has a boyfriend and whatever, but that's the way the cookie crumbles these days, oh and she is 22
>I ask for her snapchat or number and she says she has snapchat but that this is all I get
>yeah, I add her and whatever
>we seperate and nothing much happens after; I autistically roam the room and meet her a couple times, one time asking if she can't find her girlfriends
>she adds me on snap after that
>not much more happens
this is just torture, this is what makes me want to kill myself
I see a glimpse of hope and true happiness, but never actually having any of it
I'm sure you other robots already hate me and whatever, and I can't blame you
I'm a fucking failure, no job, no kids, no experiences, no money to speak of, no accomplishments, barely ok looks
I don't know, I just feel like I will never be what others expect me to be anyway, always felt that
>in b4 failed normie gtfo REEEEE
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Did you go to the pub alone or do you have friends?
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>>37785054
alone
I have 1 friend, but he doesn't go out and I didn't even bother to ask him
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>>37785023
Can i ask how the Anti depressant is helping? how did you feel before and after