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>>37802244
>ITT:
>We post the acts of bravery done by /ourbois/.
>Such bravery...
>Also, post anything that kills the striaght.

what the fuck is this post supposed to mean

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>>37802259

The ultimate act of bravery of course.

Look at this, how brave!

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Venturing into the unknown, where they have never gone before.

So brave....

>>37802228
When are you going to step up to sucking BBC with your twink bf?

porn has a way of making you attracted to very specific things that you normally wouldn't be attracted to. try not fapping for a week or two and you'll find that you're much less into the things you did while you were still fapping/watching porn

>>37802273
Will this actually work?

>>37802217
You are here to COLLECT MY JIZZ and leave

>>37802217
not a chance, weirdo

>>37802217
>sure sweetie where do you want to go?

I feel like I'm losing her.

/Original comment./

I'm depressed, and I've figured out that I have three kinds of days.

The most common one is a neutral day. I piss away the hours either working, playing Counter-strike, or lurking on /v/. I eat a moderate amount of candy/chocolate, but maintain my weight. Not a lot of thinking goes on, nor do these days really matter at all. I feel basically no emotion on these days.

Then there's good days. The melodies in songs sound nicer, I feel more open to doing things, and my problems seem more manageable. I get ideas like trying to figure life out through philosophy, and even read a book or two. It feels nice in the moment, but I don't make much progress, and I'm no closer to solving my problems.

On my worst days, I fall apart. I come to /r9k/. I eat a shitload and trudge into work like I've come from the pits of hell itself, exhausting myself for a few hours just to get home. I have terrible digestion and feel like human filth.

As far as I know, I'm not sure how to solve this. There is no single connecting thread that I can manipulate to improve my life. As much as I want to use logic to get myself out of my illness, I know it won't happen. All I can do is wait for it to be over, and consider these last few years a waste.

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post sad images/greentexts

>>37802173
It is extremely true anon!

>>37802173
Nah, fuck americans.

Other anglos are chill, though.

>>37802173
>How true is it?
>Are americans really that nice and kind?
>research purposes no bulli pls

I'm try to be nice and kind and I'm American :)

>>37802161
jesus fucking christ John

sort it out for fucks sake

>>37802161
Why the fuck do you have a boner, in case this is real?

for fuck's sake john

jesus fucking christ

no it just pumps the blood into your cock that would be there if you had an erection except it look all floppy and engorged

>>37802147
depends on what you're expecting it to do
what the fuck is the purpose of those things, anyway?

>>37802147
>try one of the "high rated" hydro ones cause why not
>gives me about the kind of erection i had when i was a teenager but doesn't really last after the sesh is over
>penis looks bigger in soft mode for about a day

idk seems like it doesnt do much but i've only used it thrice

>>37802111
thas a nice behind
no

literally your brain chasing novelty.

not to be varg but stop watching porn for 40 days and it'll be gone.

im serious i did the exact same thing-- you can still want but imagine YOU yourself fucking some fit girl

>>37802111
same here dude

>>37802355
>stop watching porn for 40 days and it'll be gone
why should i? it's not like it's a problem or a defining aspect of my life

Whoops. Looks like you wasted the most important years of your life without realizing it. There is no remedy. Those experiences were crucial to your brain emotional development.
want a cookie to make it better?

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Whenever I feel sad I never experienced teenage love, I find solace in knowing I'll never experience any other forms of love either.

>>37803930
Fucking stupid anon, ah teenage love, it's like finding a cool item in a game

Who gives a shit, women are masochistic resepticles who get off on being opened up. I've fucked cunts that went "ouch, ouch, ouch" yet came back for more long story short treat them like shit any way you can as they love it.

>>37802081
Remember that girth > length.

Studies have shown that women consistently lie one surveys like this. They don't even realize they're lying usually they just lack introspection to know their true desires etc.

To determine this researchers compare verbal or written responses to physical measures of arousal.

>>37802067
Presumably this is what paid advertising looks like on 4chan.

>>37802067
I kindly slice a bit of my penis. I'm virgin so anyway I don't think a girl will be able to see my penis

>>37802142
How do you cut? Like the actual dighead?

How does it heal?

>girlfriend
>friends
get out

Don't. If u make a family,u must learn how to sacrifice some appetites of yours because thats how u would keep ur relationship bounded and balanced. I believe that at the moment is most important thing ur gf than just a HIGH SCHOOL-yolo-trip. Actually that sounds super immature. But on the other hand u could also invite ur gf and not have problems IF she is acceptable with the idea of course

>>37802051
Nice taste in music. I just got done playing electric funeral. Tony Iommi is the reason i bought a Gibson SG

>>37801936
Tame cold showers

They help you become more mentally resilient, cleans oil off without drying up your skin like hot water, helps you lose weight, tightens pores, makes your hair look shiny and cool, refreshes and revitalizes you, the list really goes on. It had so many health benefits

Try it out robots and tell me you don't feel better.

>>37801936
Sorry but how does this help with ADD?

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>>37802025
It just does. Your neck and back are free, ands are free, able to multi-task.

You dont need adderal

Remidner that if you are not addicted to cigarettes, alcohol, weed and other drugs you are not a true robot

>>37801935
>>37801955
>Schrodinger's r9k

>>37801935
I think robots are very likely to succumb to these addictions, but a true robot doesn't use them. How would a NEET get drugs anyway? Can't keep NEETbux when you're on drugs either.

Thanks dude me and the wife and the kids are going out to eat. How's your family doing today?

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>>37801857
dad is sleeping after work
and my mothers getting ready to take everyone out
it takes 3 hours on average because she cakes herself in makeup

>>37801941
Are you going out to eat? We're going to red lobster.