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6'0 and not at all

>>38145501
5'3"
it's greatly affected my life I'll never be normal, I'll never have a wife, I'll never have a family, I'll always be a loser.

5'10 and no guys want me

>>38145404

They can't be real outfits.

What does it matter? YOLO

There is literally no point in life, so you might as well enjoy it.

Women are less likely to fall for the spooks.

>>38145386
You could take my advice which only works if you're able to keep up the facade which is

Pretend to be dumb, people seem to be drawn to dumb people.

It has always worked for me, partially because I think that other people secretly wished I was dumb, and not wanting to know the real me.

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>self-help books

>>38145470
So do normies think dumb people won't judge them, so they feel safer around them?

>he thinks men can't reject women

>>38145397
our sex drive prevents us from rejecting women for sex, but there should also be an evolutionary determinant to allow us to veto or overrule a women's rejection of ourselves for sex, for example that factor could be physical strength.

>>38145522
>evolutionary factor
>being stronger than a woman
So.... every man should breed by this logic. Therefore it's shit logic

>>38145362
Better to have no friends than friends like that

>>38145362
Grandmaster cucc

>>38145362
Fucking christ man, get some self respect.

/pol/ more likely

>>38145373
What did reddit mean by this?

>>38145354
>do you think this guy browses /r9k/ now?
He probably has a gaming channel on YouTube and browses /pol/

>>38145334
>hopping in the shower to blast your ass crack after a shit

I've been doing this since mommy stopped wiping my ass with wet wipes. Toilet paper always felt disgusting to me and I hated the dry feeling. Because of this (ignoring the obvious sanitation issues), I have never shat in a public bathroom in my life.

t. white amerilard

>frugal website says buy bidet to save on toilet paper
>think fuck it why not, it's only $20 on amazon
>set up bidet
>shoot cold water up my butthole
>use slightly less TP and mainly just to dry my butt

But what they don't tell you is that you never feel quite as clean using toilets that don't have a bidet. It's a curse. Too clean.

>>38145398
m-maybe I could be your bidet

>>38145317
What happened to your asscheek

That's a man baby

Actually I just don't trust feet pics without a qt in them for confirmation that it's actually a female's feet

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>>38145317
These are not even sexy man feet sorry

>>38145283
Kyle
Kills all the normies from the shadows

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Shit is the IRA back?

>>38145283
Kyle or the shadow

>>38145137
You can let me suck your little clit while watching it

>>38145137
WHY YOU NO STUDY WHY YOU DISAPPOINTMENT
WHY YOU NO LEARN VIOLIN BUT SUCK WHTE PIGGU COCK YOU SLUT OF DAUGHTER

>>38145137
That guy is mexican

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>>38145130
They sure are. Sexiest on the planet.

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>>38145175
>dat forehead fat

>>38145130
I don't see your point. Did someone say to you before that all white people are attractive? Maybe they are just the most attractive overall.

I'm quite sure no one said what you are implying.

I want to fight you now. Where do you reside?

>>38145073
Congrats on getting the interview though, at least you know you'll not forget those things next time

>>38145073
we've all been there my man... being nervous, forgetting to correct them on something which was wrong... Now you just have the task of slowly working this out. hey, at least it will feel good once you have

>>38145083
Yeah thanks. It could have gone worse i guess but i'm cringing at all the things i did wrong

Dress in all black and get an eyepatch then people will wonder what happened to your eye

>>38145055
Kill yourself with no note.

>>38145055
give yourself a huge, sexy scar that goes down one side of your face

what is it?
is it posting some normal person?
because that's banned on every board except /soc/ and even there it has to be you

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>>38145074
i larp as a gook in the auspol threads
good times

>>38145088
Don't break the rules and you might not get banned.

I used to be a borderline kleptomaniac. I'd shoplift whenever I entered a store. It progressively got worse and worse until I was deliberately swiping shit directly from under the employees noses for the rush, like stealing a pack of gum whilst talking to the cashier. Felt pretty good desu.

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>>38145085
How do you shoplift I thought there were censors that go beep beep when you try to leave with something that you didn't buy

>>38145110
Depends on the item and the store. Tons of stores don't have those, and small items won't be tagged, and larger items can have the tags removed.