Stealing

I used to be a borderline kleptomaniac. I'd shoplift whenever I entered a store. It progressively got worse and worse until I was deliberately swiping shit directly from under the employees noses for the rush, like stealing a pack of gum whilst talking to the cashier. Felt pretty good desu.

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>>38145085
How do you shoplift I thought there were censors that go beep beep when you try to leave with something that you didn't buy

>>38145110
Depends on the item and the store. Tons of stores don't have those, and small items won't be tagged, and larger items can have the tags removed.

>>38145110
Not with everything.

There are plastic tags that trip the sensors. You'll often see them in clothing stores where theft is more prevalent.

>>38145005

I stole your moms virginity

I've been stealing my friend's weed at night time for a few days now. I wait until midnight then drive to his house and sneaky sneak into his yard, then proceed to get high off his stash. I half do it just for the thrill of burglary.