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>all you've done for the past 4 days is smoke weed and jerk off
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try 5 years m8 kek
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>>38164647
>5 years
ohohoho~ you kids...
9 years here.
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>>38164647
pssh.. get on my lvl noobs. iv'e been doing this since world war 2
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All of you offering drugs as a solution to people's problems need to seriously fuck off this board. You've failed. Change your life and stop trying to make yourself feel better by dragging others down with you. Pathetic
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>>38164562
>You've failed
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>get wisdom teeth pulled
>anon tells me NOT to take drugs to feel better
Wow now this was a thread that really made me think about things and ponder
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gf is
panacea
come one come all
what ever ails
gf heals
sir
yes you sir
seem to have the glooms
a greyish hue of the eyes
even my basic
no frills
but potent wholesome
gf will
restore your vigor
let me show you
take her hand
every trial period is free
and lasts your life
come one
come all
gf is
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Tonight he's making love to her
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>>38164558
tonight shes giving a shit (yea right)
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>you sit alone
>chad gives her his bone
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>>38164558
>Tonight he's making love to her.
Yes he, is isn't he ;_;
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Food that makes you want to throw up.
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>>38164555
Is that inverted popcorn?
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Tripe is a type of edible lining from the stomachs of various farm animals. Most tripe is from cattle.
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>>38164555
is that corn in milk? Is this what poorfag americans in the south eat?
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why the fuck is vegeta naked in this scene?
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>>38164510
Because with christffaggots the first thing their good-book says is to be ashamed of being naked. The Nips are NOT chrisfaggots, so they didn't care.
You do though because you're too white to be bothered by the actual ridiculous things about DBZ.
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>>38164510
Vegeta THICC
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>>38164510
He's about to get his daily dose.
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If you were Japanese... 2017-07-05 06:08:36 Post No.38164482
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Would your life be any better if you were born Japanese, anon?
Sure, you might have some of the same problems you have now, but you'd live in a world with far more interesting, neh?
Maybe you'll be reborn in glorious Nippon. It's just karma, neh?
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>>38164482
>work 80 hours a week and drink with coworkers every night until you die of a heart attack at 55
but on the other hand
>school uniforms
>/comfy/
>possibility of qt traditional wife
>beautiful landscape
worth it desu
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>>38164482
I actually had a dream I lived in Japan. Pretty interesting considering that at least 75% of my dreams become reality. Though, I don't see this one ever happening because of my current financial status (uni student).
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>>38164514
uhh thats not how NEETsom works
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hey bots, so I need some advice. let me set the stage, it's a while back, maybe a month or two, local acid dealer at the time. Friends come over, one buys 3 tabs and takes them that night. I'm a fairly smart dude so I can handle a 3 tab trip, the dude I sold to is a retard. I assumed he'd be fine, and after about an hour into his trip he leaves with some dudes to get pizza. I'm on Snapchat and I see on someone's story, the guy who dosed up completely naked running up and down the closest major street to my house, I kind of don't think alot of it and assume he's gonna be brought back to me or looked after at someone else's house. About 2 hours later I'm sitting in my room getting stoned when I hear a knock on my door. I assumed it was either the guy tripping or one of the dudes he was with. I was surprised when two dudes with knives started screaming at me about selling acid to his brother, and how he's really fucked up. At the time I decided to just let them have the rest of my acid as it was too big a risk to try and get a weapon to fight off these two intruders while high. Ordeal passes, I've lost like $600 and I'm furious, I can't stop thinking about that night but I genuinely don't know what to do to get revenge. I know exactly where one of them lives and I can very easily find the other ones home address. I also know who's house is holding the acid as they haven't been able to sell any (fucking retards). What do I do to get my vengeance? Pic related, it's one of the dudes who robbed me
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stake his house and break in when he isn't home then smack him in the face with a claw hammer when he comes back home and steal your acid back?
He won't fuck with you again
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>>38164478
Obviously I could do that, but neither of them live alone and I don't know where in the house it is, I just know which house. This would take to much time since they've got families that I assume don't get out much
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Go out of town and buy a can of some flammable liquids from some gas station, with cash. Bring it back home and begin planning. Start buying all black clothes from thrift stores over the span of about a week, make sure your thrift store get up covers 100% of your skin. Also, make covers for the bottoms of your shoes so shoe size cannot be determined by shoe print. Then, pick your target. Make sure it's the one without the acid, put on your all blacks and take your gas to the targets house, do this at 3-4 am to make sure they and their neighbors are asleep. Spend as much time as you need coating as much of the exterior and land as you can, empty the canister of gas, make sure you take the canister with you when you make your get away. Torch the house and bolt to a predetermined location to hide, preferably a large wooded area. Hide there for 6-8 hours, in this time take off most of your getup, to where it looks like a normal everyday outfit. You're going to want to dig a hole to bury your outfit as well as gas canister. Later, get the word to the other guy that the same fate will befall him if he doesn't return what belongs to you. If he doesn't then torch his house, if he does torch his house so you don't leave any "loose ends". Fire inspectors will quickly link it to arson but there shouldn't be anything linking you to the crime unless you really fuck something up, or you're loud mouthed about it.
I tried asking /sci/ but no one there has a degree yet.
I'm curious how many hadrolags of kensiom it takes to trilestify a diamond, assuming I use a standard argon beam.
Asking for a friend.
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absolutely stupid faggot.
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>talks about thing you know no one knows about
>act smug when no one knows
wow you so smart
can i borrow some autism i hate letting people like you know they're retarded
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I can't believe no one is on who doesn't know a firm grasp of trilestification
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>missed out on teen love
>missed out on twenties love in a few years
How the hell can one live past 30?
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in the mind
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>>38164347
Really, nothing past 16 changes until you're like 50. Especially if you're a guy.
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>>38164388
>being this much of a delusional autist in denial
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Why don't you robots just find a cute petite young lady? I feel like finding a nice girl would solve all your problems.
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what females mean by this is that they watched star wars twice and now want a chad in glasses to impregnate them.
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>>38164481
Chad can't wear glasses.
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>>38164506
orignallly origngal orega
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>the existential dread that I'm going to have to work until I'm an old man just to maintain a basic living is setting in again.
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>>38164290
Or get a good job so you only have to work till you're 50.
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Ah well, there's always plan B, isn't there? There's always plan B, that's what I remind myself...
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I know this feeling fuck that's depressing. do your best to save up and use your leisure time wisely to not end up in that situation permanently. pro-tip: stop browsing 4chan altogether
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>Finally have gf, who happens to be a virgin
>Finally have sex
>Can't never go for more than 10 minutes before she either breaks down crying or tells me that her pussy hurts
>Refuses to have sex (even with condom) because she is afraid the condom might break, or the slightest touch between our genitals might cause a pregnancy
>Sex feels ok at best, haven't even been close to cumming
>Her blowjobs hurt
>Does not want to try anal, despite liking ass stuff
How do I fix this
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get her addicted to hentai and she will like all the sex in thee assssssssss
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>>38164249
Get rid of her. She's a burden to you and society
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>>38164249
Tell her to get a birth control implant. Only 0.9% failure rate, best there is. Also, thrust slower and tell her not to use teeth when she's giving you the bee gees.
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>Me, 21
>Living alone while family lives with sick relative
>Work and School keep me here
>Was supposed to work tonight
>"No, it's okay, we don't need you today"
>2nd time this week, it's only Tuesday
>The people I want to chill with are spending time with their families
>In a massive slump, can't find hobbies that make me happy rn
This is my favorite holiday, guys. I'm supposed to be out having fun and being with the people that help make this country fantastic.
I live about 20mi from a college town, is there any way I can find some group of people there to meet up and hang out with if I don't go to the college?
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i know a hobby, HENTAI
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>>38164242
Go to a bar talk to randoms
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>>38164341
You forgot to attach the boomer dad pic
How does it feel that you will never get a picture like this sent to you?
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>>38164241
is this a dude? serious question
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I remember that there is a chance that someday an image like that COULD get sent to me.
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>>38164259
a dumb slut
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I need advice /r9k/. Apparently this 8/10 girl I work with has a thing for me which for whatever reason. She's pretty easy going with a great personality and is pretty close to being my ideal.
The issue is that she has way more experience than me while i'm essentially still a virgin. We get along great but I cant shake the feeling that she's too much for me to handle.
I'm stressing over this a fucking lot, please help me out here
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>>38164229
Just look her in the eye and give her a firm handshake
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>>38164229
Give it a chance, worst case scenario it doesn't work out well but at least you'll have some experience.
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She doesn't have a thing for you. She is just being nice because she thinks you're autistic