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Idk man same boat only dated gooks

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>>38167446
You can never go back now

>>38167446
Why does it matter that you find asians attractive

>>38167345
>how did you end up where you are?
Stress eating in uni for 5 years.

All of my hobbies are sedentary (eating, drinking, vidya) and I stopped giving a fuck about basically everything including myself and my future

Fat people are more enlightened because they have transcended concepts of shallow beauty and focus on inner peace

>>38167318

They worship white Chad.

Fixed that for you.

>>38167318
because im still socially retaded

>>38167318
Because there aren't any cute black or brown girls in my country and I don't find Asian women attractive.

>>38167186
you shouldnt only the toilet goes to the sewer

>>38167202
Where does sink pee go?

>>38167186
Yes.
>>38167218
[insert witty joek here]

It is better for my son never to be conceived than to grow up in the (((world))) and experience the same hell I've been through.

>>38167120
I hate chidlren

>>38167133
Bingo, this guy gets it

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I'm gonna dump my interpals folder

Be attractive and rich
Otherwise you're wasting your time when you could be lifting or making money
Do you really think you can bag anything more than 4/10 fatty?

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>this fcking bitch

no wonder you gambled and lost all your money your stupid enough to gamble.

>>38167130
If someone were to tell you that you have a 80% chance of winning double your money when I flip this coin why wouldn't you put all your money on it?

This one time I went all-in with $5 when I had pocket jacks but it turned out that I didn't have pocket jacks because I have a shit memory and I was thinking about my cards from the previous hand

But then a few hands later I miraculously got pocket jacks again and I successfully rused my opponent by looking them right in the eye and saying "do you want to raise me, I have pocket jacks" and they didn't believe me and I got my five bucks back.

Fuck I love poker.

your heart's gonna beat real fast for a minute and youre gonna wish you didnt drink that much caffeine

Say hello to insomnia and headache. Stomachache is also on the way.

Remember anon you won't become diabetic if you die first. Keep chugging you hero

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>>38167055
>Ritsu 5th ann figure
>112 dollars
> pretty good

Probably groceries. About 75 bucks. I felt hungry.

Honestly, I try to buy as little as possible

>>38167055
>Detention (Game)
>8 euro
>It's nice

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FN7eyyL9Sk

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W5UxN0MIWt

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>>38167050

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b7mOUoRvta

>>38166966
"dignity"

"self respect"

all these things that hamper progress

>>38166966
im going to
>tfw younger than her
>hair isnt near as bad as theirs was
>shitty wrinkles though
feels bad 2 feel older looking than a 28~yo

HRT makes hair grow?

>>38166958
Shut up, you just want to make fun of us for being black so that you can compensate for your IRL insecurity in the face of black people.

If you ever had black friends you would know.

>>38166982
Anon i'm trying to learn about others so i can stop being ignorant human garbage

>the ability to express your true obnoxious self

Doing this and then having people shit on me for it is why I even have social anxiety in the first place. This world is no place for autists.

>>38166985
i have a revenge fantasy where i'm a teacher and i arrange a classroom of nothing but mild spergs and then throw in some chad junior or other normie degenerate just to watch /ourboys/ subtly and unwittingly peer pressure the normie to the verge of suicide by their sheer neurodiversity alone. oh how the tables have turned.

i have tourette's. life is a struggle for me to NOT have outbursts.

i was horrible in school, absolutely horrible, what a shit show. how i even became as smart as i am is a mystery, prolly autism.

but OP, have you considered that perhaps it was you who was mad all along

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>>38166913
>losing argument
>it's a communist
>text says "sent from Iphone"
>reply with "haha if you're a commie fuck then why do you use products made from capitalism
>pwn

>>38166913
>set up every argument where I samefag to such levels incapable by humans or governments
>someone joins the conversation on the controlled opposition I have them killed
:3 <3 better luck next time sweetieeeee

Good for you, anon. Good for yew.

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Stacies wearing these jackets.
I want to cum on their jackets when they're not looking, and feed them laxatives so they humiliate themselves in public.

who else /depraved/ here?

Diapers, and loving mommy gf