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lonely...... i'm mr lonely.....
I have nobody..... for my own
Now I am so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
Wish I had someone.... to call on the phone

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Anybody else hate their parents?

I hate my fucking mom, but she is the only family I have. My life has improved so much since I left home, but she ruined my fucking childhood and the first 23 years of my life, and I can never change that.

26 now, soon to be 27. Wish I could get those years back with a different family.

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>tfw no Phoebe from friends gf
Do cute "naive innocent floozy" type girls even exist irl? bonus points if you can at least tell me (a goy) how to get a jewess gf

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how do i stop talking to myself? i can usually control it when im in public, but its getting harder.

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>22
>dont own a car
>dropped out of uni and live with parents
>work 3rd shift at cuck job

So you get the picture im a loser.

>brother is 10
>overweight and plays video games all day
>cant ride a bike and goes to some shitty dojo for like a total of 2-3 hours a week as his only physical activity
>other kids who arent complete nerds wont play with him now that they are starting to get older and more selective

So basically he is on a bad path. Both my parents work until evening opposed to like 8-4 so he doesnt get much chance to pursue hobbies. My mom alone makes 6 figures so we arent even poor but it is just like they cant be assed to be good parents, they have never bought me a car even though I have friends that are dirt poor with cars their parents gave them. I was thinking about buying a car so when he comes home from school I can take him to different sports and clubs he is interested in. The problem is that getting a car is a big deal for me financially. Im already 2k in debt and I wanted to save money once I pay that off. I dont need a car for myself since I bike everywhere or use uber when I go to do something social. Should I dig my debt even further in hopes of saving my brother from being an autist or is it a lost cause and I should let my parents worry about that shit?

>just post on /adv/ bro
dead board

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>It's a mom watches some health doc on netflix and decides to ban meat/sugar/dairy products/fast food/processed food/wheat from the house episode

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I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances

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>start lurking around 4chan in 2014
>start seeing the emergence of trap and sissy threads in /b/
>/b/ becomes a fag infested shitshow
>leave /b/ and seek refuge in /r9k/ only to see beta's talking about fucking traps

Why the fuck does everyone on this site seem to have a fetish for screwing dressed up men? Why do you have to resort to having sex with men?

inb4: b-b-but anon, boi pussi and cock is feminine

kys faggo boi pussi = man ass and there is no such thing as a feminine cock

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>coworkers found pocky in my lunchbox
>won't stop making fun of me and asking about "my animes"
>keep peeking into my office pulling their eyes back with their fingers and going "ching chong wing wong" and shit at me


What the FUCK was I thinking?

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I usually consider my brother to be of strong moral character. A strong advocate of socialism and BLM coincides with his philosophy degree well. He has preached to my parents the intricacies and profound depth to drag culture along with the importance of proper usage of pronouns.
I fully support such moral and strong ideals but his recent actions have me developing genuine fear of his moral degradation. He's been a long time player of Overwatch, the hit game by Blizzard. I understand his complete freedom to play such a deep and complex first person shooter, but his hateful use of gendered slurs, notablely b*tch and c*nt, is absolutely deplorable. I honestly can't understand how such a intelligent and progressive male with a loving a poly-amorous cis-women girlfriend could possibly be okay with using gendered slurs on video game voice chat.
Are there any individuals out there that have dealt with similar circumstance? I can't believe I'll have to watch GDQ by myself if he keeps using this language.

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My only dream is to be a girl's foot slave

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What does it mean when the highlight of your day is when you eat, and fap?

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>never feel sad anymore
All I can feel is being tired now, what am I supposed to do

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How're you doing today, anon?

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>be me

>4 years old

>older brothers give me paintball

>I inspect the paintball

>I then smack the paintball into my face

I swear I'm not autistic