Why do you even deserve a gir|-friend?
>>38297708
Because i exist
>>38297708
there's no such thing as "deserving" a girlfriend. people find other people who they're happy with or find comfort in being with, no matter who they are or what they do. BUT if people think they deserve a certain person, then that's unhealthy. you don't deserve anyones companionship, but you can appreciate it when you get it and you can give it to the ones you want to
>>38297708
I do not. But the yearning won't go away.
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE THREAD TONIGHT
Oh shit why am I on /b/
>>38297700
the song was trash.
>>38297748
>>38297743
why cant you party poopers just have a good time?
>white
>not a manlet
>not a dicklet
>not a brainlet
>not a fatty
>not a poorfag
I have no excuse
>>38297698
What's the cut off for being dicklet?
>>38297713
6 (six) inches (half of 1 foot).
>>38297698
What about high-functioning autism?
ITT we pretend we're reddit.
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
I am going tl get downvoted for this but I think europe needs more refugees.
Edit: downvotes, really?
I love having sex with my super hot girlfriend! Also fuck capitalism.
>>38297963
That's right stranger! Trump is the worst president. #NotMyPresident
are ENTPs evil?
Whats the ranking of evil in mbti
why are ENTPs evil
pic semi related
>>38297686
what makes ENTP's evil all we want to do is debate, im not evil
>>38297719
>I'm an ENTP
>ENTPs are evil
>but I'm not evil
What did he mean by this?
ENTJs are the embodiment of pure fucking evil. The only one I've ever met was a SEAL who only enlisted because he wanted to kill people.
>it's a nigger
I am truly shocked
>>38297669
story plz mutebloxxxx
>>38297669
What is happening here?
Story is needed
Fucking niggers. Of course.
now that the dust has settled...
>are traps gay?
you really have to ask famalam?
>>38297629
you can be straight but still fuck traps
its a little gay but it doesnt mean ur gay
they are more gay than a female but less gay than a man
stop asking this stupid question you are going to get all the delusional anime retards posting
>flesh light arrives
>go to post office to pick it up
>post office and grocery store is the same building so I decide to get some food while I'm there
>while I'm browing a qt teen that works there walks past me, looks at me and say hi
>I don't know how to even say hi properly and I kinda panic so I say "HI" really loud
>fast walk towards bread section becuase I'm out of bread
>see a latina stacy there and she does the same thing
>this time I wait 2 secounds before doing the same thing
>I bet the entire store heard me and think I'm some kind of retard on the loosewhich I am
>normal woman behind cash register hopefully
>have to show ID because I bought beer
>manage to lose wallet and ID twice before because I'm so shook up from those 2 previous encounters
>finally payed for groceries and go to get out my package
>the woman behind the post counter is the latina stacy
>I'm picking up a fucking anal fleshlight
>even though the package is completely discrete, spaghetti is projecting out of my pockets because I feel so ashamed
>honestly feel like just narutoing out of there and never going back
>feel like such a perverted loser
>she asks me to sign before I get my package and I can barely write my name
>pick up package and power walk out of there while stacy is just staring at me from behind the counter
>drop my bag of groceries right infront of the exit on the way out
>desperatly trying to stuff all my groceries into the single bag I brought while people are walking around me like a rock in a river
>sweating like a pig
>finally manage to stuff everything into the tiny bag
>it's so stuffed it's like carrying a bag full of rocks
>walk home while the hard bag keeps banging against me leg
>I've been looking forward to getting my fleshlight for a week now but after this I don't even feel like using it at all
At least you got it. I just got an email confirming it was lost at sea after a two month wait. That was $180 that I will never see again and I'm still stuck using my hand.
>>38297565
well that sucks.. did you get your money back?
also $180 is a lot of money for a sex toy. what did you buy?
>>38297565
At least the fish people will enjoy your fleshlight
>mom gives me money everyday for lunch at community college
>only place inside building is a subway
>haven't gone since I don't know how to order
>eating vending machine crackers for months
>vending machine is broken
>>38297508
Maybe buy self serve food at the store? And make your own food to bring
What would your mom think if she knew that her aloof son was a filty frog poster?
>>38297533
My mom does the shopping.
XCII
1. Use a name in the namefield, consistently.
2. Share your problems, ask your questions.
3. Be listened to and cared for.
4. Topics may vary; discussing anything you like for the sake of togetherness is perfectly acceptable.
Wow you are early today Nick! How are you doing?
>>38297496
Went back to the optics shop. Had to both remove my contacts and put them back in. Did an ace job each time. Everything's fine with them. I'll get my dailies on Friday, and then I'll get monthlies soon enough.
How about you?
We can continue the white room stuff. I'll my therapist about my white room exercise; I'm sure there's something just like it in the professional world.
>>38297522
That is good to hear. The less stuff touching your eye, the better.
I am doing relatively well, though who knows when I am allegedly depressed.
Gladly, not sure what white room questions I should answer today.
WHERE CAN I FIND A QT TRAP IN THE UK??
traps are fucking gay, faggot
if you want traps, go find some gay shits in gay pubs
>>38297619
But i dont know how to talk to people irl anon
>>38297448
where else but
>L O N D O N
*knock knock*
a-anon are you there?!?
its tuesday bitch, go home
>>38297419
Damn, one off
>>38297419
>someone
>coming to visit me
What is the Most Robotic Job and why is it overnight security?
>Dont have to do anything but sit around on the computer
>Can masturbate at work
>Can sleep at work
>Dont have to deal with normals and their bullshit at 3am
>Make good Money
>can shit post while at work
Seriously I dont know why people complain about waging
because I live in an awful nigger infested shithole where break ins happen all the time and I don't want to get killed
>>38297464
silly anon Unarmed Security guards arent loss prevention, we are not required to do anything but investigate and call the police if we see anything, we are basically civilians with badges, If anything happened at my site I would not do anything at the time but write a report and call the police later.
Damn might actually consider this
ITT male INFPs discuss how miserable they are
>>38297394
>male
>INFP
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH K I L L Y O U R S E L F B A BY
ENTP MASTER RACE
>>38297525
I want to, every day.
>>38297539
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
OFF YOU SSELF
WOHHOOWOHWOOWOWOOHOHOHOHOHO
KILL YOU INFP
DO IT
DO IT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
DO IT
AHAHHAHAHHA KILL YOU RESLEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HAHAHHA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You're just a puppet dancing on THEIR strings.
How can you live knowing that all of your actions are decided by THEM
>>38297211
because I live life for fun
I don't care if i'm a pawn in some much bigger game, as long as i'm enjoying myself then nothing else matters
I see the strings that control the system
i ENJOY my strings, BUD