ITT male INFPs discuss how miserable they are

>>38297394
>male
>INFP
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH K I L L Y O U R S E L F B A BY
ENTP MASTER RACE

>>38297525
I want to, every day.

>>38297539
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
OFF YOU SSELF
WOHHOOWOHWOOWOWOOHOHOHOHOHO
KILL YOU INFP
DO IT
DO IT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
DO IT
AHAHHAHAHHA KILL YOU RESLEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HAHAHHA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>38297573
You wouldn't even see it, what's in it for you?

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>>38297525
>>38297573
Entp's off his meds again..

>>38297587
LESS INFPS ON THIS EARTH
>INFP
>MALE
ahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

PUSSY
DO IT
and stream it so i can masturbate my cock

>>38297394
Common, it can't be that bad. At times INFp can be a badass. You can also be an artist...
Though good luck in finding your femdom dual - ESTp

Come on we are all spending our time on 4chan we are all miserable

>>38297624
>At times INFp can be a badass.
Example

>You can also be an artist...
I've sold art, sang on stage (got paid), wrote a book(never published), and even did a small role in a tv show. (idk how I even did those things I got severe social anxiety) anyway art doesn't solve anything.

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>>38297394
>>38297525
>>38297624
>Some people STILL think the meyers briggs test isnt complete bullshit

>>38297394
So which type of personality is the most alpha?
Architect or Protagonist?

I'm an INFP but i'm a homo so it's not as bad for me probably because I can be openly vulnerable and don't need to prove my masculinity.

Former INTJ here. I recently took the test for the second time after 7 years and now I'm an INFP.

Whoopdy doo I guess.

Lets Confess The Weird Shit We Do:
>I often pretend I'm a cool vidya character when I'm in the shower
>I have anxiety attacks whenever I have to go to Uni
>I hate my family, all of them except for my Dad. Dad's fucking cool as.

>>38298018
>tfw dream takes over while im taking a hot shower
>end up staying in shower for 45 minutes and being late for my mcjob

Life is cruel

>>38297744
>So which type of personality is the most alpha?
Performer or Entrepreneur

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>be INFP
>going to school full of extroverted rednecks
>have to put on a face to get anyone to even talk to me
>have to actively resist urge to talk about quantum physics all the time
>teacher actively dislikes me
Sucks, guys.

>>38297394
I don't get this meme, I'm an INFP dude but I've never been depressed or anything and I don't think I have a inherently feminine personality, though I have terrible mood swings sometimes and I'm quite emotionally unstable
>tfw on my man period today

>>38298065
I do that too sometimes, but I act out the dream. I have a, 1 - 2 hour shower, daily.
It's super bad for my skin and I really need to stop.

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>>38297394
>ISTJ
>tfw too intelligent

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>INFP
>tfw too dead inside

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howd i do?
im original

I get INFP about half the time I take the test, other times I get ISFP.

Sucks, /r9k/ seems to have literally no ISFPs.

ENTJ here, my girlfriend is an INFP. Hahahahahahaha, male INFPs. I'm glad it's not me, sucks for all of you though.

>>38297394
I usually get INFJ when I test, but also INFP sometimes. Idk which one of them is my type.

>ENFP
>somewhat feminine personality but confident, girls like me
>fucking what

literally all INFPs need to do is not be little bitches

>>38297712
jellly infp go fuck your selffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>38298395
Basically an autistim diagnosis

>>38298395
>>38299173
Autist INTP here
Bretty aggurate

>INFJ male

Is there a worse one to be?

>tfw INFP but not depressed
Kneel before me you cucks, I am the enlightened INFP

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Any other black INFPs? Damn high school was hell. Been a NEET for 8 years now.

Im a male INFP
Sucked at first , but i have managed to really be happy with my life now.
I encouraged all INFPs to look into yoga and meditation , it really helps to relax and put things in perspective for introverted anxious people like us.

INFP here with INTJ gf.

I've made it.

>>38297394
mtf INFP here. I suggest all you "males" go the same route
its the only option

>>38299975

why did you give up? Its tough but I love being a man.

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>>38299975
>mtf
Yes goy just ruin your life

>>38299930
Mulatto infp here. Hated highschool and had been completely stagnant since graduation. Recently un-NEETed myself after 4 years. Im miss not having the responsibility desu, but if i let it, this job will help in many aspects of my life.

>>38299975
I just quit your degenerate hrt with the help of my therapist and replaced them with my previously presribed anxiety meds

Male INFP here, this shit truly sucked until you start to figure some shit out. High school is hell, people thought I was gonna shoot up the school but I was never bullied and I never even disliked anyone.

Realised later that the reason I didn't have many friends wasn't because I was awkward. I could hold myself in a conversation pretty easily but I would just never be the one to initiate them, this explains why all my friends were extroverted and I had a difficult time connecting with them.

All you have to learn how to do is to not be a pussy and put yourself out there. People generally like you, you just need to give them a chance to.

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>>38300880
>put yourself out there.

fuck

>>38297394
I used to think I was a male INFP, but I realized I actually take responsibility for my problems.

>>38300062
Women have to dilate after a hysterectomy because the uterus isn't there to hold everything up. It's the same case. It's every day for about an hour for the first 6 months to a year at most then every other day, every 3 days, once a week, and can be supplemented with sex.
Also the hairball is bullshit lmao

>>38301010
Taking responsibility for your problems is an infp trait, anon. Unless you also mean taking the initiative to go out and solve them.

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>tfw ISTJ-T
>not smart

Any ISFJs or ISTJs in here? I'm an ESTP and you guys are supposed to be my ideal match. I want to learn about how you fuckers work.

>>38297394
I wake up every day and look longingly at the shotgun I keep next to my bed wondering if today's the die I finally kill myself only to pussy out and live another day in agony.

There's no escape. I want to die in a routine operation.

>>38303718
>I'm an ESTP
Sure you are.

>>38300880
That's not bad advice, honestly.
Also male INFP, I know exactly what you're talking about when you say that you never initiate conversations. Shit sucks.
I know I don't ever start conversations but I still never do it despite the self deprecation I shovel down my own throat.

>>38297394
I used to be a male INFP.
Now I'm a ''''''''female''''''' INFP.

Pretty sure that's not an improvement but whatever...

How is work Bros? I'm slaving away at a warehouse for the past 5 years even though I have a bachelor's degree. I keep telling myself I'll "apply for better jobs" for the past 5 years now, but I never do. What is wrong with me?

>>38303947
If you really want to get out of that job all you have to do is get up and do it, the hard part is getting up and doing it.
Nothing is wrong with you. It's just a difficult thing to do.

You just need to ask yourself if you really want to get a new job, and if you truly do, is it worth doing?
5 years is a pretty long time to work at one job in this day and age, that in of itself is pretty impressive. You should ask for some kind of raise or promotion instead.

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>>38300880
>and put yourself out there
How the fuck do I do that?

Male INFP here, doesn't feel so bad really. I think I'm pretty well off by a lot of r9k standards.

>>38299975
fuck off

I need an INFP cyborg who has at least partially made it to help me out right now. I'm a 21 year old nihilistic KV who just want a gf. It's literally the only thing I desire in life and if I am unable to obtain it I will kill myself. Please no meme answers- ive seen them all already.

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>>38297394
I have accepted myself as who I am. I find peace in meditation and isolation.

I don't think being a male INFP is so bad IF you can learn how to not be a complete pussy about.

It's made me pretty successful with women in adulthood. Was terrible in HS and college, but being a naturally more serious relationship minded person has worked like gangbusters in terms of dating in my 20s went.

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>>38297394

>TFW die alone tier

INTP-A here all y'all are bitches

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>>38304371

well come on, give us some advice!

Autistic INTP master race

Ok so since nobody is able to help, let's talk suicide. Who here /suicidalINFP/ ?
I'm thinking about drinking myself to death. (Admittedly I'm not much of a drinker but it could be a fun way to go)

What do you INFPs think of typical INTJs?

I really need a soft INFP bf in my life..

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>>38297394
>Go outside
>Brain has automatically been reducing other human beings to .obj objects
>Can't even see them as people anymore
>Everyone feels like they have the depth of a rock to me even though I know they don't
>Apparently INFP

What's this called?
Has this happened to anybody else ITT?

I'm pretty happy desu. I just got a cute gf who's into art and who's into my cyberculture who I assume to be an ISFP. I'm not a beta anymore this is my first time checking /r9k/ in probably 2 years.

Life is pretty good desu just build confidence and let your intuition guide you to happiness :~)

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>>38297394
>be milfag
>EXXX bully zone everywhere

>>38305235
Wow great broad, normie tier advice. I'm sure you are a 7/10 or better.
also
>Not a beta anymore
Explain further. This may actually help someone faggot.

>>38297394
INFP, born male, super bad gender-dysphoria.
Now I'm a cute "girl". I mean I still hate my body and want to kill myself but it's something

>>38299949
daily meditation and cardio is good, would reccomend

>>38299949
>>38305355
The meditation meme has been falling me. I don't get it. Just sit still, close your eyes, block out thoughts, then finally focus on your breath? I have done this numerous times and it has not done much for me.

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>>38297394
Male INFP here. I only remember it because of the fairy picture. I don't feel INFP, starting to think this test was bullshit. depression fucked up my personality.

>>38305212
I'm an apathetic PoS, got classified as an INFP too.
I don't really know what to do.

>>38305121
Two things stop me. Family first they'll never get it especially given I've just graduated. Then lack of courage. Because I always think this or that may save me. In the end it don't but the next day I catch myself thinking the same thing and again and again

>>38305320
You are as attractive as you truly believe you are. I'm a 10/10 :-)

Self confidence does go a long way. I was abused, bullied, unloved and neglected by everyone in my life so I naturally had low self esteem. Self love and confidence makes life so much easier.

You might have to hear similar advice many times throughout the echo chamber of human consciousness, but you will get it eventually. You are very powerful even if you don't see it yourself.

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>>38305698
Bullshit. I worked out. Learnt new stuff. Acted like a normie. Got a confidence boost. Three years on I get rejected multiple times and depression is driven inside my heart. Fuck you and your success.

>>38305406
Blocking out your thoughts will not work. You have to passively let your thoughts go. Focus on your breath seems to be the easiest to maintain focus on.

Cardio is much better than meditation depending on your goal. Personally it relieved a burden of depression even after my first run when meditation has never done that for me. If you have running shoes and shorts that allow mobility, there is no reason not to run daily.

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>>38297394
INTP here, you guys are pretty cool and have very interesting insights into things. I just wish it wasn't so hard to get to know you and open up because I'm awful at that.

>>38305921
I can't make any online friends cause i don't like having someone i need to reply too, it can be annoying.. at first its fun, then i ghost everyone more or less.

>>38304991
Autistic INFP is hell my dudes

>>38305698
>You are as attractive as you truly believe you are
This is utter bullshit. Some humans are genetically inferior whether it be in looks or intelligence.
>Self confidence does go a long way
It's also impossible to get gain self confidence when you are a loser who's lives a mockery of a life and you have never received approval from anyone.

Long story short, your life worked out and now your just trying to project forced positivty onto me. Some things are just built to fail.

>>38305884
Blocking out your thoughts will not work. You have to passively let your thoughts go. Focus on your breath seems to be the easiest to maintain focus on
Yeah I pretty much do this and not much happens.
As for working out, I just cant find the motivation to do it. I just contemplate suicide in my free time and end up not doing anything at all. It's just like why bother.

>>38299930
ME
Life sucks but least I'm not a bitch about it.

>>38305768
Are you depressed because of being rejected? It is your approach anon. You are too desperate to find a partner and woman know that. I don't know exactly what advice to give you because I don't know what's wrong with your approach, but seeing women as people and seeing yourself as worthy are musts. Dating sites almost never work if that is your approach. Being in a relationship isn't the be all end all, focus on your own happiness and passion and women will come to you eventually. Maybe make a close woman friend so you know how women work. Be intuitive and attentive, pay very close attention and you will master anything you put your mind to.

>>38306067
>This is udder bullshit. Some humans are genetically inferior whether it be in looks or intelligence.
>It's also impossible to get gain self confidence when you are a loser who's lives a mockery of a life and you have never received approval from anyone.
Those are excuses and you should get past those. You are the only person standing between yourself and your happiness.

>As for working out, I just cant find the motivation to do it.
Cardio feels so good, it releases endorphins in your body. Even running once feels incredible. I have a tendency to only enjoy things that will supply instant gratification and running is a healthy habit that does just that.

INFP male also wizard, i hope all of you millennial faggot traps will die A-Z

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Male infp here, girl broke up with me a month ago and its still killing me in the inside.

>>38306022
I can definitely relate to that as an INTP but never end up ghosting people because I'm always compelled to reply.

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>>38298395
hello fello autist

>>38306233
God this is such basic shit. None of this is helping. We are just fucked because we are inferior. A chad gets women and happiness without even thinking for a second about it.

>Those are excuses and you should get past those. You are the only person standing between yourself and your happiness.
This is a retarded, meaningless statement. At first it sounds deep, but in actuality it is very shallow.
Hurrr just b happy that your a fucking loser xD

I don't want to date anybody because I cant connect with women and my dick is small

>>38306361
What you believe manifests itself in the real world. You would notice if you payed enough attention to your beliefs and your manifestations, and even others' beliefs and their respective manifestations.

All of our positive and negative thoughts are delusional, the positive ones if strong enough allow you to manifest anything you desire.

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Any INFP's here into electronic music making?
Have been trying out a few programs like FL studio but not sure what would be best.
Would like to waste time on the pc making lolicore or something better than browsing 4chan.
pls respon

>>38304633
Well for me it helped a ton to just date casually and fail at it over and over. It made me far more relaxed in my interactions with women in the long run. I just don't give a fuck anymore and learning to just enjoy their company without any real energy going towards the results has made the results much better.

I think one of the reasons I did poorly in HS and college was because everything about INFP traits for the most part are traits of a partner for serious long term potential and most girls aren't about that shit at that age. We're intense, deep people, and young girls want fun more than they want intense, deep, and introspective. And desu, I wanted serious, meaningful relationships even as a teenager so it came off as needy and overly emotional/romantic and shit.

Once I got really comfortable with the idea of just saying "Fuck it. I'm gonna play the field and sow my royal oats," I found that it made for a really alluring balance of "fun to be around" and "genuinely quality human being" for women. Like, they don't blow me off as some useless fuck boy, but also don't see me as the disingenuous "nice guy" who creepily wants to lock them into a relationship from day 1.

tl;dr You're an INFP. You are already in tune with your feminine side in a way that can be really appealing to a woman AND you're a fucking man as well. Just relax and trust that that balance is intrinsic to what you are and know when to wear which hat. You'll get girls if you stop TRYING to get girls and just behave fucking normally.

>>38306658
What the hell are you talking about? Do I need to drop acid and watch new age philosophers on YouTube to understand this?

>>38306233
I can't tell why I'm depressed. Perhaps because I found out that despite all my efforts I'm still an outcast. I'm probably one of the least mysognistic bastards on this website. The kindest soul you'll ever know, on the outside. Did everything I could and here I am.

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>>38306812
I'm not the OP, but I sorta get what they're saying. I don't believe that "whatever you think will come true," but it's very possible our perception of the world can somewhat affect it. Mild example is that viral video where you're supposed to watch how many times a basketball team passes the ball. In the video, a man in a gorilla costume crosses the scene, and pretty much no-one who watches the video notices it first time around. Obviously this isn't a very impressive example, but it shows that "what you look for is what you see," so to speak.

>>38298653
>ENTJ here, my girlfriend is an INFP

Hello fellow ENTJ, I too have an INFP gf. Shit is pretty cash all around.

>>38306976
>What you look for is what you see
I guess that makes sense. Not sure how that's supposed to help me though. And yeah dont get me started on that law of attraction(tm) bullshit. That literally triggers me that people unironically believe in that.
>>38298653
>>38307087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb8HmRSu3G0

>>38306877
Maybe you should look for intuitive friends you can be vulnerable around. Either INxx, xNFx, or ISFP which is the one sensor type that is pretty cool. You might bond very well with INFJs but they are the rarest type. Introverts are hard to find too especially when you don't initiate conversation. I'm not close to any INxx's in real life and I only have 2 ENxx friends who happen to both be feelers, intuitives are less than 30% of the population. Extroverts are kind of gross to me. Having someone who understands you well is honestly better than having a relationship. Personally I hate being feely with men and I could only be vulnerable with a woman though. Tfw long distance INFJ female friend who understands how i feel better than everybody else on earth.

>>38307190
All of my friends suck when it comes to talking about feelings. My only friend I could vent to (Arguably my best) killed himself like 2 years ago. Life fucking sucks. I'm so alone. Maybe I'll join my friend here soon.

>>38307190
>Personally I hate being feely with men and I could only be vulnerable with a woman though.
Same. But fuck I'm simply too tired to make any friends you know

>>38297394
>male
>tgfw when i'm not INFP
Life is not so bad after all, thanks for cheering me up, OP.

>>38306812
>>38306976
Basically, there will always be possible arguments for and against every option.
By believing in yourself, you see all the positive details about your situation and see all the positive options you have. You know you will overcome any obstacle because you don't see them as such challenges anymore. You are too determined to let anything stop you.
By choosing a negative mindset, you choose to look at all the negative things. You think about how you're going to fail. You are fearful and anxious. You are sure you will fail so you don't try in the first place.

You can see the positive and negative in anything. It's delusional either way but positive thinking is healthier I guess.

>>38307504
But a positive mindset is more irrational, and reckless.

>>38307603
It's possible to be cautious and positive.

>>38297394
so what, just go vegan, dress like a hipster, and drown in feminist pussy. they're cooler irl than online, as long as you don't misgender their tranny friends

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>>38305698
>You are as attractive as you truly believe you are.
This is bullshit and you are an idiot if you think this.

Just saw the post about black INFPs, so I'd like to know: are there any black INTJs? I feel like this combination might be one of the rarest. You can't fit with other autists because of stereotypes, but you can't fit with normals because of introversion.

>>38306686
FL Studio seems to be the most intuitive program for EDM production

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>>38297394
I would kill myself. Really.
But I havent found the right way yet.
Also there is this person thats holding me back..

>>38306779

I've never had much of a problem with girls, never tried really cause I'm comfortable being a virgin, my biggest issue is motivation and self discipline.