I went outside today

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>flesh light arrives
>go to post office to pick it up
>post office and grocery store is the same building so I decide to get some food while I'm there
>while I'm browing a qt teen that works there walks past me, looks at me and say hi
>I don't know how to even say hi properly and I kinda panic so I say "HI" really loud
>fast walk towards bread section becuase I'm out of bread
>see a latina stacy there and she does the same thing
>this time I wait 2 secounds before doing the same thing
>I bet the entire store heard me and think I'm some kind of retard on the loose which I am
>normal woman behind cash register hopefully
>have to show ID because I bought beer
>manage to lose wallet and ID twice before because I'm so shook up from those 2 previous encounters
>finally payed for groceries and go to get out my package
>the woman behind the post counter is the latina stacy
>I'm picking up a fucking anal fleshlight
>even though the package is completely discrete, spaghetti is projecting out of my pockets because I feel so ashamed
>honestly feel like just narutoing out of there and never going back
>feel like such a perverted loser
>she asks me to sign before I get my package and I can barely write my name
>pick up package and power walk out of there while stacy is just staring at me from behind the counter
>drop my bag of groceries right infront of the exit on the way out
>desperatly trying to stuff all my groceries into the single bag I brought while people are walking around me like a rock in a river
>sweating like a pig
>finally manage to stuff everything into the tiny bag
>it's so stuffed it's like carrying a bag full of rocks
>walk home while the hard bag keeps banging against me leg
>I've been looking forward to getting my fleshlight for a week now but after this I don't even feel like using it at all