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>>38343779
Yes there are.
t. 24 khv anon

A good amount of them are normalfags pretending. Some of them are genuine though

Not a meme. I'm 27

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>>38343766
It's not real you retard. However pic related is.

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Its not real though

This is though

MIX IT UP ROBOTS :)

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>>38343892
This. It's a white mans duty to COLONIZE as many black women as possible.

Bump
in an originaru way

Go to a big brothel if you dont want std as places like that make sure there girls are clean since they dont want to be shut down. Only downside is you are forced to wear a condom. If you want to not wear a condom there are probably smaller brothels that you could payoff to not wear one (ask the girl if she would take extra to fuck with no condom, it also dosent hurt to mention that youve only had one sexual partner and that it was 2 years ago) those are your options if youre looking at being a repeat with the same girl try to cuddle after fuc
of them .

Read more on boards specialized for it, such as internationalsexguide.

>>38343753
if women acknowledge your presence in public you know you're incredibly good looking. just not something that happens with most guys at all.

>>38343753

I know these feels anon. I'm always tempted to start talking, but never do anything. Usually just give them an awkward smile back and keep walking

>>38343753
> attractive neet
Can't believe i would ever use these 2 words in the same sentence.

>>38343749
too much bara for me

>>38343749
Wow just wew
unrealistic body standards much? healthy at EVERY size

>>38344088
I only like muscular guys. There's no reason to be out of shape if you're a man.

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>tfw you're too tall to effectively trap
>tfw you just gave up and can only imagine being a qt trap

>>38343770
height doesn't matter, there are always dudes taller than you and long legs are hot. only weight matters

>>38343700
no but I'm interested in the idea of sex with a qt trap
t. not gay

Not necessarily for manlets but you were supposed to pick a girl that doesnt make you look like a pedo

>>38343692
Your son will turn out 5'6" KHHV btw because the height of a child is influenced far more by the mother's genes than by the father's genes.

>>38343692
short girls dont even want manlets

i know a couple of tall virgins, but tall people are
L I T E R A L L Y
incapable of being a robot

>>38343661
El Chapo is 5'6 and when he escapes from jail again he's going to sink his smelly brown Mexican penis into a super model

>be 5'5
>go outside
>realise other guys are barely taller than me

I don't get all the fuss really.

>>38343654
It was funny the first time, when the other guy posted it. Not you though

>>38343654
Classic Charls line
Second funniest line after his hair line

>>38343703
Lol, somebody's high on tap water

bump anons
im listening to music

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watch liveleak videos

>>38344013
i already do that
and i watch rekt threads on /gif/

recommend me liveleak videos now idiot

>Just graduated with my third degree and looking for a job as a teacher.
>Have made a few friends over the past year and am even going out with them again tomorrow
>Met a cute guy last week from here I have been talking to for months. We fucked and are going out.

I feel like it's time for m me to leave this board. Only took 24 years for me to figure out life.

I'd murder to be with someone like Soembie

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>ex tries to kill himself
>gets put into some mental health place
>tries to call, but my phone battery is shit, dead at the time
>probably assumes I don't want to talk to him and doesn't try to call back
>they took his cell phone
>I try to call
>need "patient number" to talk to him
This sucks ;_;

you got nothing to lose so why the fuck not

>>38344501
Such a retarded meme response

Of course he has a lot to lose!
Namely one large one: Time.

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>>38344501
thank you anon kun
that's all I wanted to hear but could not tell myself in the mirror with enough confidence

>>38343353
Fembots need to be gassed with the Jews.

wow, what a nice emotionless experiment.

i would've cut that short because i'm a worthless goodie-2-shoes and my conscience eats me alive.

without a relationship, you'll always be confused like that guy is. people are expected to operate under confusion like that.

>>38343353
That's honestly disgusting and depressing. Imagine if she ever wants to settle down.

It's true. Had a girl who was interested in me and initiated talking. We went out but scared her with my autism. Real robots are good looking but still find a way to fuck up.

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stop it anon, ive cried enough tonight

>>38343372

This /\

This happened to me 3 times, I think I would have a chance if I weren't such an autist. doesn't get easier

>>38343336
Please always include /britfeel/ or /Brit/ in the title so those of us who filter this cancer don't have so see it, thanks for understanding and remaking this thread

>tfw always wanted to make video games but got stuck being a professional quarterback instead

I'm not laughing anymore

>>38343358
>Not pissing of yank cunts
shig