Who's laughing now? edition

>>38343336
Please always include /britfeel/ or /Brit/ in the title so those of us who filter this cancer don't have so see it, thanks for understanding and remaking this thread

>tfw always wanted to make video games but got stuck being a professional quarterback instead

I'm not laughing anymore

>>38343358
>Not pissing of yank cunts
shig

who else /daydrinker/ here?

it takes away the anxiety, but I'm wrecking my body. I'll have a bottle of whiskey a day, and beers. yesterday had bottle of white and red wine, gin, and a lot of beers. I don't even get drunk anymore.

>>38343377
I wish lad, alcohol just makes me sleepy now so I can't enjoy the buzz.

>>38343374
I'm not a yank, and I'm certainly not a Brit. I don't want to see this trash however. Please delete the thread and try again with /britfeel/ on the title

>>38343377

Maybe switch it up with some LSD or MDMA every now and then?

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Think my new monitor is a bit too big now lads. Hmmm...

>>38343374
I take it you weren't here yesterday.
That type of attitude will get us banned for good.

Seriously, delete and remake this topic

People won't be able to find it in the catalog

>>38343406
I'd have no idea where to find LSD. always wanted to do it though. I quit MDMA because it makes me depressed. like, I'll just start feeling the comedown on the night, and I get really really depressed.

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>>38343336
I am, anon. I've always been.

>>38343358
Why does everyone hate these threads? Genuine question, I haven't looked at one for months.

>>38343336
no title, night time op image.

no true britsman would make these mistakes.

>>38343436
Deep web laddy. Don't take much to figure out how it works.

https://www.deepdotweb.com/

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Waifu post. Post your waifus.

I have painful as fuck toothache, and at least 3 projects that are going to take multiple hours to complete, and I don't want to do any of them right now, but I know if I leave them, or at least one of them, I'll forget how I was going to do it.

/blog

>>38343436

You poor guy. Me and two mates chipped in three ways on a bottle of acid, we've literally got the stuff on tap! 350 quid for 100-ish drops. It's in my freezer right now.

>>38343510
I'll waifupost when he deletes this fucking topic and remakes it. I'd do it myself but the fucking "duplication" shit and I can't get the filesize under 2 meg

>>38343484
I'm too much of a pussy to use that. I'm scared I'll fuck it up somehow.

>>38343513
jealous mate. I wanna go Amsterdam and get some truffles at some point. always wanted to do a psychedelic

>>38343513
druggie loser

>>38343526
I'd be pissy if britfeel got banned just because one cunt couldn't just type it in the subject field. Hope he does delete the thread, but he probably won't

>>38343526
It's not that big of a deal lad

>>38343562
First of all it pisses people off who filter it

Secondly, a lot of people use the catalog search to find this place which kills activity

>>38343579
oh no, those poor anons who will see a single thread on the index

and oh no, they have to scroll down a bit on the catalog

calm your tits

>>38343547

Why don't you grow some magic mushrooms? You can order the kits and spores legally.

>>38343558

I still get more fanny than you m8

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Laxatives are working quite well but I believe I can manage it, otherwise I will have hit a new low haha. What are you doing this afternoon?

Ebin shall be back tonight as well

>>38343562
It's an easy mistake to make but I can see why it's annoying. All those underage Yanks will start screeching desu

>>38343599
>I'm too much of a fucking idiot to put a simple word in a subject because this is like my first week here
>let's just cause unnecessary shite to happen because of my complete incompetence.

Would you kindly kill yourself, you cancerous piece of shit?

Thanks.

>>38343611
I'm currently installing Overwatch, haven't played in a long time. I bought some boxes back in the Mercenary Update(?) that I haven't opened so I'm looking forward to doing that, got 8 boxes lined up, my hope is I get the Mercy skin. 4gb to go so we will see.

>>38343630
do you have autism?
sounds like you have autism lad

it's really not that big of a deal

bet you sperg out when mummy has the peas touch the carrots on your plate

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>>38343510
Finally got a submarine in my fleet, lads.

are any lads here fucking terrified of job interviews / presentations? how do you get over this stupid fucking irrational fear? it's holding me back. the anxiety gets too much and I'm a nervous wreck. people make it look so easy.

>>38343652
Are you a cunt?
You sound like one

>>38343682
sure showed me lad

take five minutes and sit in the calm down corner

>>38343676

YOU JUST NEED A FIRM HANDSHAKE ANON

>>38343659
>Finally got a submarine in my fleet, lads.

...You're talking about a game, right? What game?

>>38343377
got some whisky coming in the post today, gonna get through the entire bottle while watching anime and i cant wait

>>38343711
He's talking about real life.

>>38343711
Yes I am. Kancolle pls no bully

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COME ON FEEL THE NOISE
GIRLS ROCK YOUR BOYS
WE'LL GET WILD WILD WILD

>>38343567
Huh, so that's what Ebin's penis looks like
It looks just like my own

>>38343723
Invading Europe with a rag-tag britfeel fleet when?

The flagship changes it's name every time there's a new flash in the pan meme.

>>38343732
Never played kancolle. Liked the anime though. I like games with boats in.

>>38343336
>tfw wageslaving all week
Hold me lads

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>>38343676
Yes and then terrified at the prospect of having a job too because I am scared of being bullied by normies and it only takes a minute amount of stress to make me break down with anxiety attacks and overwhelming anger

>>38343758
>Never played kancolle. Liked the anime though. I like games with boats in.
It's basically just a shitty phone game, but I have enough 'tism to enjoy collecting boat girls.

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Took some more photos lads

>>38343676
There's no need to feel anxious because if you get rejected it just means you can still keep getting bennies

>>38343784
Oh. You don't get to blow things up with BBs then?

What's everyone up to today? How're people /Britfeel/ing?
I woke up at 12:45, taking a walk later and cleaning up my shithole a bit. Apart from being unemployed and penniless life is pretty ok right now.

>>38343526
>Waifuposter being agressive as fuck
Rare sight haha. Nah but really a new thread would be fine.

>>38343831
You can put them in your fleet and see little animations of them doing that. More than anything it plays like a crap strategy game you don't have much baring on. The drawings are cute, though.

hey lads, OP is an idiot I agree. I'll make a new thread in a few hours time

>>38343871
Shame. I like building boats and watching boats fight.

Cute drawings are cool too.

I am a simple man, I like explosions and breasts.

BritNormie is the ultimate villain. He banned ebin and got poleaboo arrested

NEW THREAD
>>38343868
ACTUALLY HAS /BRITFEEL/ IN THE TITLE
NEW THREAD
>>38343868
ACTUALLY HAS /BRITFEEL/ IN THE TITLE
NEW THREAD
>>38343868
ACTUALLY HAS /BRITFEEL/ IN THE TITLE

>>38343336
fuck you man put your title back on so i can filter this cancer

>>38343942
lad what the fuck are you even doing, britfeel has had enough troubles recently without you getting spergy over the title, let this one meet its conclusion and then make a new one.

>>38343336
Fuck you man seriously fuck you dawg.

>>38343979
No one will be able to find the thread without the title except for phonefags who scroll through the entire catalogue

>>38343942
>>38343984
>>38343961

Probably all the same dude, nobody ever
gets this salty

>>38343942
shut up you spastic cunt

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Those fucking madmen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKmYKF5Je8w

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40591757

>>38343336
Fuck you maaan, why you gotta be like this

>>38344026
It's wonderful that they're still handing out darwin awards

>>38344026
>big loud thing that spits out hot gas to fly
>lets stand behind it

:thinking:

>>38344074
New Zealanders are pretty much adrift Aussies, they've probably inherited the natural born trolling gene. I just can't even believe that something like this was even allowed to happen, who would even okay such a thing? Fucking crazy kiwis.

>>38344001
we use the same fucking image every thread, its easy to find you autist

>>38344101
It's always at the top of the catalogue too since it's always on page 1 or 2 unless it's saging

Some sperg is in full force today, he's clearly making multiple posts because nobody gives a shit

is brit normie the dude arguing with the uni student?

i have been put off him if he is

>The "ladies and gentlemen" greeting on Tube announcements is to be scrapped, Transport for London (TfL) has announced.
>London Underground staff have been told to say "hello everyone" in an effort to become more gender-neutral.

Absolute fucking madness.

>>38343914
>He banned ebin

did he actually? think he has just became my enemy if this is true

>>38344181
wut, but ladies and gentlemen already includes everyone

About to go home from Manchester
In 8 hours I will be...
Stuck in East Devon once more

>>38344195
hope he gets perma banned tbqh

>>38344219

Not if you're a neo-marxists nutjob who wants to control everyones language.

pick your sides lads. are you with britnormie or ebin?

i think we have a civil war building tbhqhwy lads

>>38344250
think we need to wait for ebin to return first desu, hopefully he screencapped his ban so we can see what it was for exactly

>>38344250
>thread civil wars
Is there anything more gay than this?

>>38344292
>literally the same poster mentioning britnormie and ebin

oh wow civil war guys

>>38344264
i agree laddy. i have a feeling we might have to take this civil war to the streets if it gets too bad.

>>38344292
Putting your willy in a man's bum

>>38344101
>phonefag detected
We all use the search function you mong. So tell us how people will find the thread when type 'brit' in the subject and nothing comes up because OP was too incompetent?

>>38344302
t. scared britnormie

>>38344333
You can search on phones, and you can use the catalogue on your compy. What are you complaining about?

Lads.

I got offered a job in Japan in a British hotel in 2 months. Lasting for 6 months.

Free accommodation at the hotel and 3 meals a day plus a wage.

I have nothing to live for in the UK.
I lost my job on my 25th birthday, months ago.

Should I do it lads?

>>38344333
you take literally, literally, 5 seconds to look through the catalog. if it isnt already on page 1

This thread is a shambles, thanks OP. I'll be back tomorrow

>>38344333
They use their eyes you mong

>>38344250
Dumb e-celeb drama.

Antithesis of what 4chan is fucking for. Cut this dumb shite out lad.

>>38344369
>>38344333
Same poster crying because his autism is triggered

>>38344363
Obviously. Why the fuck wouldn't you?

had a dream last night that i was in hell. it was absolutely frightening. im not even religious but this dream really fucking scared me.

I am so great guys. Did I tell you about my successful, comfy life yet, with my wide circle of friends and my loving girlfriend and my glamorous, well paid job where i don't even have to go into an office? Did I tell you all about my luxury travel all over the world and living in several different countries?

>>38344446
Then you woke up, came to post here, and realised that you are.

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>>38344363
You should definitely do it lad, fucking snap it up and have an adventure.

Even if you don't like it at least it's for six months, if you do then you have the chance to look for other opportunities while you're there.

Do it!

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>sunny and warm out
>decide to paint a fence panel
>paint it
>becomes touch dry
>weather looks good so I put it back
>sudden heavy rain shower out of nowhere
>lasts 2 minutes
>rush to put cover over the panel
>too late
>paint is running off now

This is what I get for trying to do something productive.

>>38344463
Don't let him trigger you lad, it's what he wants. Just imagine what kind of person, with a life full of opportunities and happiness, would choose to spend their time here anyway.

>>38344530
i think its his condescending attitude that pisses people off. is he middle class?

>>38344594
I think he said his mum was a teacher and his dad was some kind of analyst. Sounds quite middle class to me. But he also said he grew up in a shit town.

Rice cooker has been my best ever purchase lads

Ingrown toenail causing MAXIMUM PAIN

>>38344657
sounds middle class. succeeding in life is half about connections tbqh, and he is going to have connection with parents like that.

>>38344463
Non of what you said exists outside of your head.

>>38344724
You think? He works in advertising though.

>>38344726
I'm not him mate, I was doing a parody. A pastiche. A lampoon. He really does sound like that though, every time he posts I basically just read it like that. I am definitely on team Ebin.

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Completely fucked life lads I want out

>>38344768
Haha, me too lad.

>>38344744
he might not of got his current job because of his parents, but he definitely could have got another decent job.

his parents are bound to be friends with other middle class people. im from a working class family but my mum is a social butterfly and due to that she is friends with some middle class people that can get me a job.

>>38344759
i've only ever see him 'brag' when someone starts insulting him

you could argue he should be able to rise above it but then again we're on 4chan so why not

>be depressed
>start speaking to someone who makes things feel easier
>eventually feel your self become dependant
>inevitably fade apart and speak less
>depression intensifies

i must have been through this 3 times in the past 2 years and it gets worse every time, i feel like im probably just a lost cause at this point

>>38344807
Yeah probably. People like that never really sink to rock bottom.
>>38344816
He's always got that air though, you know what I mean?

>desperately want to live and work in another country
>all my skills and qualifications are tied exclusively to England
JUST

>tfw 10 minutes free WiFi at st pancras
>Won't be able to solve the captcha in time

>>38344954
Guessing you are a lawyer or you work in the law? This is the one thing that stopped me from taking that path. Thank god because now I know I'd have hated it.

>>38344768
I'm pretty sure that's why you're here in britfeel with the rest of us

>have sex with mates gf
>Been shitting it since
Pretty sure I'm gonna get found out lads.

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you have no idea what I'd give for a slightly stronger jaw

>>38345035
Oh wow, me too. I had sex with my friends dad

>>38344831
Why do you drift apart?
Maybe there's something you need to work on, I used to be a clingy fuck and realised I was also a weirdo so I stopped it

>>38345050
Must be helll being a jawlet.

>>38345059
I've been physically sick k over it lad.
Horrible feels.
Hope your mates dad was worth it lad.

>>38345061
>good jaw
>6'2"
>7" dick
>still a khv

just

>>38344993
Ayy bang on mate, yes I'm doing a law degree. Kinda regretting that choice. I mean, I could always qualify in one of the other commonwealth countries that share a similar legal system, but my choices are limited. My choices are limited to India, Singapore, Hong Kong, California, and New York. Out of all those thought California would probably be the best, but still not ideal. That or just get a job in Londonistan. Sigh.

>>38345069
I was joking, you cockend

>non ascii text is not allowed

I'm literally trying to post a quote what he fuck is wrong with this board

>>38345125
As I can be used to get past the robot. So it's not allowed.

>>38345125
Happens to me sometimes, use this

http://utils.paranoiaworks.org/diacriticsremover/

fuck sake i was in some other shit thread wondering where everyone was

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>>38345061
Yeah is pretty bad m8

>Transport workers across London have been told to stop using the words "ladies and gentlemen" in tannoy announcements to customers in a city-wide bid to become more gender-neutral.

>Bosses at Transport for London told staff to use terms such as "good morning everyone" instead of the more traditional gendered greeting.

>All new pre-recorded announcements are also set to be changed to new phrases.

>If follows months of campaigning by LGBTQ+ activists who appealed to Mayor of London Sadiq Khan to change the "outdated" language which is commonly used by train and bus drivers.

I fucking hate this planet

>drinking jim beam out of a jack daniels glass

somebody stop me im a fucking madman

>>38345097
You reckon you're headed for the big corporate law "magic circle" type stuff, the Bar, or more of a small town solicitor type thing?

Make sure you get a good degree mark. I went to school with a guy who has a law degree, but he got a 2:2. He never got a training contract and now he's a shipping clerk at DHL. I check his LinkedIn sometimes hoping he's moved on and somehow made it but he never has. Last time I spoke to him (before he started uni) he was talking about becoming a QC one day. Sad.

I can't get to sleep until at least after 5am. If I pull an all nighter, the next night I'll be tired enough to get to sleep at like 1am, but then that night I'll be back to not being able to sleep at all. I don't know how I can fix this.

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Lads, please don't ask me where I got this, but I have an official picture of Ebin for you. Had to do a lot of social engineering to get my hands on it and I'll be burning bridges by posting it, but you need to see him.

Never put britfeel or british in the title of these threads to piss off americunts please lads

>>38345237
whats with the circular border

>>38345237
Lol that isn't him. He is in America in that pic.

>>38345237
Ah yes, Ebin just popping down to America for a quick selfie

>>38345237
You are a fucking rat, Colin. We trusted you. You're out of the discord.

>>38345237
for a second there i thought that was leeiscool, that would be twist and i could believe

>>38345267
>>38345269
I dunno lads, this could be legit. He mentioned once that he'd been to America on a special scheme for the mentally deranged.

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>>38345237
This isn't him

He's actually really qt

yes it surprised me too

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What's your drink, lads? Beer, cider, vodka, whisky, rum, etc?

I'm a whisky man desu, I love the taste and the way it burns.

>>38345237
He looks WAY to normie to be Ebin

>>38345308
So my fantasies to kiss ebin aren't so bad afterall?

>>38345308
Tilde ask ebin on discord if he's banned

>>38345298
ebin is NOT allowed on a aircraft, it's like Norwegian rotting fish stuff

>>38345324
No desu! I genuinely think he's a 9 maybe 10

>>38345333
He is and we use steam not discord lad. Discords upset him

>>38345308
You know, I suspected that. There was something about how he posts that made me think he is probably quite good looking despite being mentally fucked. He's too chipper for someone who has nothing going for them at all.

>>38345190
I'd really like to avoid the solicitor corporate law stuff, I think it's really cancerous. The bar is where I wanna be. The quality of my degree is solid, I just have to decide what route I want to take, or whether I want to move abroad.

If I wasn't doing law and could choose again I would probably go for something that I can do anywhere in the world. Not medicine because apparently there are actually lots of difficulties transferring countries. Maybe something STEM related?

Or maybe I can just fulfil my dream of becoming a writer... Haha

>>38345346
>Discords upset him
Autism. They're both being used to IM, if one is normie so is the other.

>>38345353
>quite good looking

Understatement. You would be really shocked to see him. He could have been turbo Chad if it wasn't for his bad circumstances

>>38345357
Well the great thing about being a Barrister is that you only need to work when you want to, so you can always go abroad for months at a time between cases.

At least I think it's that way.

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>>38345308
>Ebin condemns people for talking outside of the thread
>Ebin said people should go to /soc/ or Facebook
>he talks to and has traded pictures with another poster
Why is this allowed?

>>38343611
just passing the time at slavery. 1 of the machines is fucked though so got a lot of problems to deal with. working with an paki lad and it's taking a lot of effort not to say, totally harem this is. keep giggling to myself evertime i think it.

>>38345385
didn't you know? this is ebin and tilde feel, don't talk bad about our overlords now. lest you be some kind of len orbiter-that would be the WORST

>Transport workers across London have been told to stop using the words "ladies and gentlemen" in tannoy announcements to customers in a city-wide bid to become more gender-neutral.
>>Transport workers across London have been told to stop using the words "ladies and gentlemen" in tannoy announcements to customers in a city-wide bid to become more gender-neutral.
>>Transport workers across London have been told to stop using the words "ladies and gentlemen" in tannoy announcements to customers in a city-wide bid to become more gender-neutral.
>>Transport workers across London have been told to stop using the words "ladies and gentlemen" in tannoy announcements to customers in a city-wide bid to become more gender-neutral.

>>38345383
You and I think alike, that was a thought I had too. I was thinking I could work for 3 months then go abroad for 3 months and so on.

Thanks mate you've given me hope, maybe it will all work out...

>>38345422
Nuke it please. Someone? Anyone?

>>38345422
you seem to want (You)s very well. i dont care, i have no intention of ever going to london

>>38343763
>tfw,got to work 3 weeks before my next sleep holiday.
stay strong fellow wagie

>>38345097
I'm a Lawfag too, lad. I'm planning on doing a masters in Patent and IP law, and then getting my patent qualifications, that should give a bit of wiggle room when it comes to moving out of the country.

>>38345346
When will eben be un banned ?

Is Columbo the comfiest show on earth lads?

>>38345427
I hope so mate. Good luck. A girl I went to uni with took the bar (I studied philosophy and a lot of people went on to law) and she was no great intellectual titan, so I am sure you'll be fine.

Does paki still lurk here?

>>38345409
Funny that. Since Ebin's been banned I've not seen anyone being called a Len orbiter or a butthurt waifuposter.

>>38345385
Because he's not shitting up the thread with it.

>Ebin banned
>Waifuposters still obsessing over him
Blimey

>>38345493
Neither was anyone else

cried all day cried all day cried all day cried all day cried all day cried all day

the pain still stays the pain still stays the pain still stays the pain still stays the pain still stays

rainy days rainy days rainy days rainy days rainy days rainy days rainy days

>>38345470
Yes but not as often

>>38345495
this is the sad future we all knew was coming

think i might have cancer lads

>>38345346
You can't be attractive and a robot

That fucker has zero right to call anyone normies anymore.

>>38345542
You don't and even if you do it would end up killing you in the end so just leave it

>>38345555
you can. being good looking and a robot just means you're even more fucked up than the average robot. ebin has never been clubbing or to bars so women have never had the chance to approach him or anything

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>tax refund on the couple months I worked last year where I paid tax when I shouldn't have
>five hundred squids about to land in my bank account
>mfw

>>38345472
You probably are on lens friends list though

>>38345555
lad you're wrong, i've been told plenty of times that im handsome/attractive etc and had numerous women willing to fuck me but my autism always prevents me

so now im a 24 year old virgin, i started up a dating profile for shits and giggles and it saddened me how 80% of women thought i was joking when i told them im actually a virgin, if anything it just demoralized me more

>>38345641
Damn, it must be so hard having women want to fuck you

You're such a robot XDDDD

Fucking state of this place

Agency offered me a picking and packing job tomorrow, 8-5. I stupidly took it, how the fuck will I survive...

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>>38345616
Only logical choice to do with that is get a qt figure senpai.

has mummy may made anime illegal yet?

>>38345641
being socially awkward with women just makes them think you're uninterested. a lot of women think it is cute when guys are good looking and socially awkward.

most men dont know what they are doing and will only approach women when they think it is the right time. the difference between people like yourself and normies is that you wont approach women at all while normies will only do it on one offs and are unaware of how creepy they look. only the top like 5% of men will approach a lot of women.

>>38345648
having women that want to fuck you doesn't make you a functioning member of society lad, im 75% shut in and would guarantee im no less autistic than any of you lot the only thing i have going for me is that im not ugly

i might be able to attract women but what does it matter when i wouldnt have the slightest fucking clue what to do with them in front of me? if anything its more torture than just being unapproachable and coming to terms with the fact ur undesired

>>38344376
And you come to this "antithesis" theory how? 4chan isn't, hasn't and never will be an anonymous imageboard

Source: The fucking FaQ faggot

>>38345665
There is actually one I've been wanting for ages that I basically thought I could never get unless I randomly fell into money. Will probably set me back upwards of a 100 though.

I'm tempted now.

>>38345740
>i might be able to attract women but what does it matter when i wouldnt have the slightest fucking clue what to do with them in front of me?

most men dont, they just do whatever they think is right. im shite with women but i have managed to fuck and date a few. would not say i was a chat but im a 6 or 7 on a good day.

>>38345754
Feck off lad. You know exactly what I fucking mean.

>>38345641
Why the FUCK would you tell them you're a virgin?

>>38345766
What's it from? Anime/videogame/cartoon?

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>>38345808
From a game. Specifically this figure of Metallia from The Witch and the Hundred Knight.

>>38345829
i would feel too weird getting a figure like this. imagine if a women had little statues of chads.

>>38345800
cos i hope that one day ill get the courage to not be a complete sperg and fuck one, would hate for them to have expectations of me only for me to cum after the worst 5 minutes of their life

think the awkwardness would kill me

>>38345829
Looks pretty sweet with how much is going on there senpai. I think it's a treat you deserve.

>>38345857
It's 100x more awkward to admit your virginity.

>>38345866
well its not like they wouldn't find out eventually is it? id rather admit it and hope someone accepts it for what it is

>>38345888
How would they find out? If you're shit, you can just say it's been a while

And women aren't going to accept it at your age. Especially not tinder sluts

>>38345857
>>38345866
i never told the first girl i fucked that i was a virgin. i made her cum. and she was more self conscious about her own performance

>>38345905
not being funny but i think they'd be able to tell the difference between someone whos literally never touched a pussy before and someone who hasnt fucked for a while

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I feel like the only bong on this Eurostar train. Going in to the tunnel now

>>38345974
How would they tell unless you've literally never seen a vagina? Anyone who has seen porn knows how this shit works.

>>38345988
From or to england?

>>38346013
i imagine theres a big difference between knowing where to put ur dick and knowing how to use it properly, i just feel like being secretive about it would just cause disappointment for us both

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>>38344333
>not being aphoneposter
Its superior in every way.

>>38344333
Phone poster here.
I use the search function too.

>>38346076
You're definitely overthinking this.

Telling her you're a virgin, and being shit at it, is still going disappoint you both anyway, and that's if she hasn't run a mile.

If you're expecting to find a unicorn who accepts you being a virgin, you're in for a rude awakening.

Screw a prossie or something

>>38346076
Lad, sex with a new person is usually shit for me first time.
I tend to learn what works and what doesn't after a few goes.

It was worse when I came out of a relationship because years of one way didn't work on the new girl.

>>38344363

go ahead, don't count on being paid though

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>>38346181
>plus a wage.

>>38346076
>>38346122
just lie and say you havent had sex for a few years so your performance might not be great.

girls can be weird about taking a guys virginity so they are less likely to fuck you if you say you're a virgin, especially a 24 year old virgin.

>>38346122
obviously im over thinking it lad shouldnt be too surprising given im spergy

i know its still going to be shit disappointing sex but id much rather her have low expectations and get what she expected than come over expecting to get 50 shades of grey'd lad

im not sure if im interested enough in sex to pay for someone who's taken miles of cock so i reckon prossies are a no go for me

>>38345035
NORMIE DICKHEAD ILL TAKE YOU TO A PLACE WHERE PAIN AND PLEASURE ARE ONE IN THE SAME

>>38346266
You're going to take him to a sex shop?

>>38346307
Well how the hell was I supposed to find this eh?

>>38345308
>>38345346
>>38345379
>qt
>9/10
>turbo chad

I'm gonna call bullshit on this one lads

>>38345778
Too late to backtrack now lad
Anons = muslims
E-celebs = infidels

>>38346033

From England, just out of the tunnel now. Arrive in Paris about 90 minutes time. these trains are so smooth compared to domestic ones

>>38346347
with your eyes dumbass

>>38346392
Lad, I dunno what you're smoking but I want in.

>>38346392
He's not wrong, lad.
>implying you're not an Ebin orbiter

why don't you faggots go eat your fish and fucking chips and get the fuck off my board with this shit

>>38346405
Why the fuck would you want to go to paris?

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>>38346390

leaked picture of ebin. get it while its fresh

>>38346430
why dont you suck a fart out of my ass while your mum watches and sings the American anthem?

you absolute gimp

>>38346390
Tilde might have a bit of oneitis so he's biased

>>38346441
Rubik's cube competition, I mentioned it a few days back

I hate how long it takes to get dark, takes fucking ages before I can go for my comfy nightwalks

>>38343336
FUCK BRITFEEL AND FUCK OP
Use /britfeel/ in the title so my filter catches it.

>>38346473
fucks sake m8 youre still here?
wittle baby boy can make the next thwead, oh yes he can, oh yes he can!

constant teary eyes but i cant cry, build up of pressure in my chest and not enough energy to even fake a smile anymore

is this the point of no return on the road of depression?

>>38346419
I put /bri into the search and got nothing

That is not acceptable

>>38346496
There's more than 1 person not happy with you being a useless newfag prick, kid

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saw a young chav with a mullet.
a fucking mullet.
it was hilarious.

>>38346508
oh whose a grumpy wittle boy, want mamma tild to get your baby bottle?

>>38346518
Big words for a teenager.

Haven't you got some trap threads to be posting in?

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just failed year one of uni. Back to being suicidal then...

>>38346534
if you dont stop crying you want get any dinner mr grumpy pants!
now lets see that smile, give us a smile mr grumpy wumpy baby boy

>>38339418

He should write a book about that

>>38346550
>failed year one of uni

Impossible

How does the drunk after mealtime thing work?

How long do you have to wait to start drinking after you eat a large meal if you want to get drunk faster?

>>38346552
Learn how to make topics, dipshit

>>38346550
Join me in the RAF, lad

>>38346577
If you want to get drunk faster, you drink BEFORE the meal

>>38346577
Well you could eat a few hours into drinking and you'll sober up a little. It doesn't matter when you eat, just that you do.

>>38346596
canny drink on an empty stomach lad that's not good for you

>>38346579
oh youre just a meany bobeany wittle guy arent you!
if you be a good boy and eat your veggies you can make the next bwitfeew thwead

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>>38346571
needed a pass, got a first, two 2:1's but bombed the maths module
>>38346580
I'd rather kill myself

>>38346619
No resits allowed?

You should probably kill yourself anon

>>38346550
By how much, did you fail every module?

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>>38346629
just the exam at the end. I needed 40%, got 25
>>38346628
there is one but I'll probably bomb it too. It's somewhere between the 21 and 25th of august, so I have about a month to git gud

>>38345493
Who was shitting up the thread before hand?

Oh wait, no one but him and tilde

>>38346428
No. I am stuck in east devon anon

>>38346670
Stuck in Birmingham if my coach doesn't arrive in time for the connection

>>38346666
he's not even here ffs. how about having a nice thread were you cunts move on for a few hours

>18 and I never get IDd

can't tell if this is good or bad

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who do you think...

>sucks better dick
>is the better shag

This is kind of gay but my only reason for living is my niece. I don't know how I would get through the day if I didn't get to go home and see her eat her dinner and crawl around on the floor. I wish I could live like she does. Not worrying about the future or reliving the past. They're moving out soon

>>38346819
Emma sucks dick better, she's been doing it long and started at a younger age

Neither is a particularly good shag

>>38346819
Left on both.
Right would lay dead.

>>38346832
Looks like you'd make a good dad

I absolutely hate babies and toddlers, so I don't feel those feels

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>Ebins trip is banned so he can't post
>He sleeps all day anyway after mentally crashing last night
>Tilde becomes an ebin orbiter while hes asleep

>>38346903
He's always been a bit of an orbiter

Looks like it's ramped up now that he has the hots for him too.

>>38346457
The other anons who have seen him feel the same way as me. He is legitimately gorgeous

>>38346819
I'd rather go for sophie every time. Emma is just a cunt

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>>38346983
>The other anons

>>38346903

stop talking about the trips you fucking cunt

>>38346995
Looks like Ebin-boy has also been treating this place like a dating service, so all of his sperging was pure projection

Would you look at that

>>38347007
y-you've got the wrong idea. There was no other anons unless the discord has found me and taken spy pictures

>>38347036
You calling your e-gf (male) a liar, pal?

>>38347007
Don't think he had any intention of getting a bf and it was only one other Anon as far as I know who is also a personality

Think I will leave it at that

>>38347044
>who is also a personality

Tilde, I'm happy to hold my hands up and admit that it was me, although thanks for trying to protect my identity.

Lads, I have seen a photo of Ebin and he is a very good looking guy. It wouldn't be ridiculous to describe him as "movie star handsome." If you'd like me to compare him to a celebrity, he looks quite a lot like Ashton Kutcher.

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>>38347078
>Ebin tried to date britnormie

why did you decline lad?

>>38347113
I don't swing that way mate, but if I did...

>>38346499

that happens to me regularly now, yesterday as i'm going through one of the bad spots now.

i know it's happening because the anxiety builds up and makes me need to piss more often.

no cure, but there's always drugs.

do they sell small vodkas in corner shops

>>38346819
>>38346843
>>38346846

you talk about that my waifu like that again and I'll put wall mould in your tea

>>38347236
Depends on the corner shop but it won't be less than 250ml

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Donald Trump is American version of Mike Baldwin.

>watched a 300 episode anime in a week

state of me lads

>>38347334
Must be short episodes

>>38347334
>cried for a week straight getting a maximum of 3 hours sleep per night

state of me lads

>>38347334
math doesn't add up.

>>38347369
>168 hours in a week
>100 hours of anime

its a tight squeeze but you could make it happen

>>38347334
what anime laddie

>>38347383
It was a bit over a week but I've been watching roughly 30-40 episodes a day. Pretty much from when I wake up to when I sleep

>>38347400
Seriously, is this shit 15 minutes each?

>>38347405
the math adds up, brainlet

>>38347405
at 22 minute episodes that works out at a maximum of 14 and a half hours a day
a turbo autist might be capable of that desu

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Rate my period 'jam'

>>38347398
Rewatched OG Dragonball and DB Kai since i haven't watched them since I was a kid and wanted to rewatch it before Super, which I'm about to start
>>38347405
20 minutes lad, 16-17 or so because I skip the openings and endings

Worked out for 48 hours today lads, fucking killing.

>>38347400
>TFW watched all 6 seasons of Game of thrones in 5 days.
Pretty decent lad. Nothing beats binge watching

fucking what a life normies live. share shitty fb posts with each other. heard the same shit video repeated 4 times.
now they're comparing their caravans. idiots.

>>38347431
you fucking masochist

>>38347400
>>38347431
how the fuck do you do that? I can't even watch one 20 min episode

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>>38345308
So when is the date? you're not taking him to greggs are you

>>38347436
Only just bloody gone and had a poo lad waheeeeeey

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I miss muh animes

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>>38347436
Have you seen my caravan?

Happy to compare caravans to any other normies.

>>38347443
passive entertainment like watching shit, is too much for me. I can play video games and shit post for hours on end though. and I can read manga for quite a bit (not as much as playing video games though).

>>38347455
no better feeling. might go for 1 mesen

>>38347427
Not bad lad, I did the same a few years back. Did you watch Dub or Sub?

>>38347474
why dont you watch one then lad?

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>>38347480

As long as you move your tin shed off the plot when I arrive, you can carry on

>>38347513
Dub for nostalgia and I can play video games while listening, I usually watch subbed though

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>>38347528
Because of sad circumstances that mean I can't enjoy them any longer. Trying to self-improve and the only way to anime is to leave humanity behind

>>38347550
Fair Play lad, I'd skip the first 2 arcs of super if I were you. Watch the movies instead if you havent.

>>38347529
Oof...is that an Avante Elddis? Nice. Very fucking nice.

>>38347480
I can taste the damp through my monitor

>>38347569
Are the arcs just recaps of Z or are they just shit? I heard it starts off slow

>>38347583
It's actually Ebin's Love Shack. Don't come a-knockin...

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>>38347589
The first 2 are the same arcs as Battle of Gods and Resurrection F, the films are great dubbed or subbed, but the anime retellings are mostly there to save money for licencing or something, and are pretty bad. The QUALITY is everywhere, and is still a problem now when we're at episode 98.

>>38347619

ebins raggin waggon

>>38347619
>tfw you'll never breed ebin's tight bum hole in his love shack

Are the Tekken bois still around or has the noise died down?

>>38347576

three berth, steel chassis, dual fuel.

an absolute beaut to take down to the norfolk broads for a lazy, long week off.

sure, it's no avante 550, but it'll do.

>>38347362
Sounds like me not too long ago. Thankfully I'm over that little bump.

I forgot what it was like to have an appetite and feel somewhat "normal". Must be suffering to have that constantly.

What's your favourite Dragonball character lads and why is it Future Trunks

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what do we reckon lads. gonna take the family to skeggy in the new camper

>>38347700
i main kid buu in budokai 3, so him i guess

I wouldn't mind living in a caravan desu, seems quite comfy

>>38347700
Yamucha-san

>>38347740
You a 70 year old man lad?

Cheaper than a house though.

>>38347732

i bet its actually pretty fucking comfy sleeping in there dessy, especially when its raining

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>>38347700
Goku yes I was that kid.

>>38347732
>Skeggy
>Not Comfy Cleethorpes

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>>38347700
Jackie Chun, it's a shame they don't use him post DB.

How come all the fit girls end up in London?
Been living in Wales for the majority of my life and have been living in London for a year.

It's like every female is 50% better looking.
It was hard to find a 20 something girl who wasn't obese or pregnant in the valleys.
Can't handle all the summer dresses and yoga pants. It's such a sudden change.

>>38347791

because its where people go to seek success

>>38347740
I've had fantasies about living in a caravan in an underground garage. Would be brilliant. Cool in the summer, warm in the winter, and totally rent free. I'd just keep it discreet so no one knew I was down there.

>>38343802
Hey doxxanon. Glad to see normal service is resumed. Can't doxx you from that but it's a great picture, I'd love a canal boat as a home.

>>38347791
It's where the best of the country end up mate. There's a reason I moved there as soon as I was 18.

>>38347791
Because it's where the money is and the welsh men are not

>>38347822
>Best
>Highest number of Eight filthy pakis
Pick 1

>>38345616
REEE I WANT A TAX REFUND
Gotta pay another 2K in tax this month too

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an actual human female looked at one of my social media pages today, am I still a virgin?

How long have you been on 4chan for lads? be honest

2011 here, it feels like it's only been three years but it's been more than double that

>>38347898
Yeah that was a shock as well.
Barely see any white guys.

>>38346512
You saw a gypo lad.

>>38347926
No but you're a fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've been lurking for a while here and this is my first post.

I've literally been bummed by over 100 men - gangbangs 3somes, 4somes, non-bumming I've bummed them all.

But I'm still lonely and depressed. Being a massive queer doesn't solve all your problems.

>>38347946
Since 05/06 time. I don't remember when exactly.

>>38347946

2008 summerfag reporting in, it was only /b/ then buti havent been there for ages now, been a regular on /britfeel/ for maybe 14 or 15 months now, other boards include /n/, /out/, /x/, /pol/ for happenings and /soc/ for a fap sometimes
,

>>38347946
4 years. Wish I'd never found this place desu, such an addicting time waster

>>38347909
The working class Asians are born there. I'm talking about people from the rest of the country who actually go there.

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Bought some cucumber and asparagus detox drink and it's every bit as disgusting as it sounds desu. Vegetables were not intended to be drunk desu

>>38347654
I'm always here lad, h-haha! Can't tonight though because I have slavery at the crack of dawn tomorrow and need to sort some things. Sorry about that. But if we're both on don't be afraid to hmu!

Holy fucking shit coursework makes me want to blow my fucking brains out. I've written like 1 sentence in the last 10 minutes. I swear every question is just a rewording of the last ones.

>>38347946
I don't even know. I wanna say like 4 years but I think it was more of a gradual thing.

>>38348002
Interesting character britnormie. Interested to see where this one goes.

>>38348002
>Being a massive queer doesn't solve all your problems.
Damn, and I was thinking of becoming one. Guess I'll nix that idea

>>38348042
>Asians
You're such a cuck britnormie, terrorfied to even use the word paki on 4chan incase your gf's rapist finds out.

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>>38348042

not the anon you replied to, but why would fit birds want to go somewhere with so many niggers and pakis unless...oh....oh

>>38348006
>such an addicting time waster

I was only browsing mental health forums and vidya discussion boards before, so this hasn't changed much for me apart from the discovery of degenerate kinks

>>38347946
First came here in 2008 but only posting regularly since 2011

>>38348062
Thanks lad, duly noted