I just got my first gf. I'm 6'5" and she's

Not necessarily for manlets but you were supposed to pick a girl that doesnt make you look like a pedo

>>38343692
Your son will turn out 5'6" KHHV btw because the height of a child is influenced far more by the mother's genes than by the father's genes.

>>38343692
short girls dont even want manlets

Did you have sex already? Were you virgins?

>>38344281
Which is why you should go for tall girls since they don't care about a guy's height.

>>38344310
that's not true, I'm 5'9 and my 6'0 amazon fwb said she wouldn't have slept with me if I was 2 inches shorter

>>38344352
She was obviously referring to your penis.

>>38344352
It's true, I'm 5'6" and dated a girl 5'11". Have also fucked a few girls in the 5'10" range.

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>>38344228
>Tfw dad is 6'3
>Tfw mom is 5'3
>Tfw 5'7

A strong robot leaves no leftovers for Chadlets

>>38344228
>Mom is 5'3
>Dad is 5'11
>I'm 6'
Its not always the case.

>>38344515
A robot doesn't get a gf.

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>>38343692
Nope, but you're supposed to not return to this board after you acquire a gf.
Please leave.

>>38344228
>dad is 6'1
>mom is 5'8
>im 6'3
total crap

>>38344518
You literally have identical results to me. Are those 3 numbers gods secret instant 6' cheat code?

>>38343692
you're a robot, you can't afford to leave anything that presents itself to you

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>>38344478
Absolute and utter bullshit.

>>38344698
>I have done this
>noooo you haven't this screenshot of a dumb roastie proves I'm right

Have you been tested for autism?

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>>38344762
He's making up stuff on the Internet, while I have cold hard physical proof.

>>38343692

You'll get bored of her and she will get bored of you it always happen you two just following a fetish

>>38344228
>Mom is 5'1
>Dad was 6' when he didn't slouch
>I'm 6'
Not always true anon

Short girls > tall girls
Shouldn't be too short though.

>>38344784
The only cold hard physical proof I need is my penis inside the vagina of a taller girl. Incidentally the pussy of my 5'11" ex was one of the tightest I've ever had.

>>38344518
>>38344592
>>38344818
>what is biological variance

To be honest really girls are even more obsessed by tall guys than average girls.
It's not rare to see a 5'6" with a guy just 5 cm taller than her, In my city at least.

While all womanlets I see are always with over 6ft guys who tower over them.

>>38344830
Please go to a therapist to help with your delusions. They're not reality.

>>38344228
>Dad 5'8.5
>Mom 5'8
>Me 5'10
Both my uncles on my mom's side of the family are tall, one roughly 6'0 and the other 6'1.5 So if it's really that much influenced by your mother's genes then shouldn't I be around the height range of my uncles? Then again they both stopped growing around 23 so perhaps I'm not entirely fucked.

>>38344305
Yes we've had sex.
I lost my virginity to a prostitute the week before (I was 25).
If she's truthful she had a bf in high school or something but had been without for a pretty long time.

>>38344890
Why so bitter? Envious of all the manlets getting laid easily while you are a tall virgin?

>>38344925
Was the prostitute thing just a coincidence? A week before, really?

>>38344890
>Guy gets laid
>Haha you're just delusional about actually getting laid
what the fuck

>>38343692
Have her suck your dick while standing up

>>38344943
I went to Thailand.
We talked on tinder before and I didn't really know she liked me so I didn't put too much effort into meeting her the first week. I saw a few hookers and went on dates with two other girls before meeting this one.
She later said she was a bit disappointed because she thought we'd meet earlier.

Then we spent the whole second week together. Cuddling, having sex and going to different places.
Unfortunately I'm not able to move there so I just left but we stayed in touch and it turned into a long distance relationship after a while.

Now she's visiting me for a month in a couple of weeks.

>>38345063
Good story. But do you seriously think you will be bf/gf? She could very well be whoring on the side and have many western guys as sugar daddies.

>>38344830
I see you're a lucid dreamer too!
I recently had a dream where i talked to and made out with this 8/10 asian qt.
It was pretty cool!

>>38345131
I know of the risk but I think it's unlikely, she'd have to be a pretty good actor.

Also had sex several times per day for a week without her getting anything except a few breakfasts and a couple of dinners from me.

The scam would have to be pretty elaborate and she gives the impression of being just a regular girl.
Even though I'm very attracted to her, realistically she looks just regular. She's also studying so she's probably planning on being able to look after herself.
With the amount of time she works too it would be hard to even have time for talking to other guys considering we talk a lot in video every day.

>>38344228
>dad was 179 cm
>mom is 175
>I am 193
Feels odd being so lucky

>>38345131
I don't know if we'll ever have a real relationship but this thing we have now is very pleasant.

>>38343692
"tall girls are for tall guys and short girls are also for tall guys. short guys can have eachother" -twitter roastie, 2016

>>38345753
"No one gives a fuck about what a dumb roastie thinks" -internet, 2016.

>>38344228
Literally wtf, I'm 5'6" and my mom's 5'9" and my dad's 5'11" even my grandparents are taller than me (6'3" grandpa and 5'9" grandma)

Where do I kms for being a genetic failure?

>>38344592

>my anecdote disproves everyone elses anecdotes

>>38346074
How does that even happen? Isn't every guy taller than both their parents on average? Freak

>>38344518
>>38344592
>>38344818
>>38344905
Y'all fags forgetting that nutrition plays a huge role in growth. You are fed way better than they were 40 years ago

>>38346130

Kek, brainlet roastie.

>>38344592
5'8 is extremely tall for a girl you fucking retard

>>38346620
No I'm a guy, a guy who developed normally and thus is taller than both my parents. Not my fault that nature cucked you, amigo.

>>38346635
>My mom is 5'8 and I'm still a manlet
Hope I haven't stopped growing yet, I should be 6'1 before my growth plates fuse.

>>38346074
How premature were you?

>>38346716

The average height would be increasing exponentially if what you said was true you fucking retard.

>>38346768
No because once in a while a genetic defect has to be born, ending the cycle. You were unfortunate enough to be one of those :^)

>>38346841
It's not like you will ever breed, lanklet virgin.

Yes, don't muddle your GOAT genes

>>38346886
Not a virgin, but whatever makes you feel better mini-man :^)

>>38346074
Damn you got it worse than me. (Mom is 5'5, dad 6' and I'm 5'6")

Why isn't there a parody of 50 Cent's "Many Men" about manlettes (Mini Men)?

>>38344228

>dad is 6'5"
>mom is 5'8"
>I'm 6'1"

Well, shit.

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>>38346716
>Im a MAn gUyZ
Fuck off whore

>>38343692
Short girls want a tall guy to satisfy their pedosexual urges

>>38347268
Well I am, I was just responding to a guy calling me a roastie whore when I'm a guy... maybe it was you I responded to? Wouldn't surprise me, your initial response to when getting backed into a corner is to call someone a woman. I wasn't even making fun off short guys, I was talking about people who are shorter than their parents, who by all means are cucked by nature. This is a fact. But by all means keep living in a fantasy world where you keep telling yourself that your dad towering over you isn't pathetic.