Fembot Thread

>Just graduated with my third degree and looking for a job as a teacher.
>Have made a few friends over the past year and am even going out with them again tomorrow
>Met a cute guy last week from here I have been talking to for months. We fucked and are going out.

I feel like it's time for m me to leave this board. Only took 24 years for me to figure out life.

I'd murder to be with someone like Soembie

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>ex tries to kill himself
>gets put into some mental health place
>tries to call, but my phone battery is shit, dead at the time
>probably assumes I don't want to talk to him and doesn't try to call back
>they took his cell phone
>I try to call
>need "patient number" to talk to him
This sucks ;_;

>>38343684
>We fucked

How do you know he's trustworthy?

And was the sex good?

>>38343739
We have been talking for around six months up until this point. In my mind, if he wanted just an easy fuck he would bailed a long time ago.

He has even met the parents. I think this shit is serious.

I got beaten up and sexually assaulted. I want to move out but can't.

>>38343810
Does he like your slutty body?

>>38343839
>sexually assaulted

Rape or just groping?

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>It is time for your enema, fembot.

>>38343904
Rape but I was too scared/stupid to go to the police. I think it's too late now.

>>38343843
Hahaha. I am going to go with yes. He was amazed I was still a virgin.

Why are fembots so hard to talk to? Is it that hard to act like a normal person? Everytime I try to have a normal conversation with a self described fembot, I get either an autistic REEEEEE or some "lel SO RANDOM" bullshit. Come on gals, most if not all of you are of age and need to start acting like adults.

>>38344032
>Come on gals, most if not all of you are of age and need to start acting like adults.

I agree.
They need to be bred.

>>38343940
Did you put yourself in a dangerous situation?

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I'm going camping for the first time next weekend! It's on my checklist of things I've wanted to try that every family did except mine.

>>38344125

have fun and try not to think about sex all the damn time like other girls ITT.

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What the fuck is grand doing here

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Here have some food sagers

>>38344182
What is this, anon?
>is oc?

I've been house sharing for two months with three other people and I can't stop thinking about one flatmate in particular. We get on well but I don't really see us being together. But I can't stop thinking about him. What do?

>>38344247
I'm coming for you, you blue haired fucking cunt.

>>38343684
Where do you both live? He's gonna dump you. Maybe not today or tomorrow. But he will fucking leave and I will laugh as always.

>>38343506
My neetlife is pretty stagnant, which isn't really a bad thing, just trying to stick to my to-do list. Though I don't collect my neetbux I live off of savings. For now, I'm not in a search of job, 'cause I'm unsure what I'd like to do. The good thing coming will be travelling abroud with two girl friends. And I need to fix my depression.

>>38343506
>Good career opportunities?
Just looking into online courses so I don't have to deal with people triggering my anxiety.

>Met anyone you like?
No, I've been reclusive with depression

>Been fucked hard by a guy you're attracted to?
Yes but not in the good way

>Has your dad told you he's proud of you?
Dad is dead but I know he will someday

>>38343684
>I feel like it's time for m me to leave this board
good luck, I just arrived :(

How do you get over a crush on Chad? He's a lifeguard at my local pool. I'm completely infatuated with him. I'm worried that if I keep swimming laps at this pool I will suck him off at some point.

>>38344787
>Yes but not in the good way

Explain.