Are there really virgins on this board who are 20+ years old

>>38343779
Yes there are.
t. 24 khv anon

A good amount of them are normalfags pretending. Some of them are genuine though

Not a meme. I'm 27

>>38343779

true.
I'm a 49yo virgin straight male, and know three 40+yo femvirgins.

They were four, until one of them snapped and told herself she had to get a bf and have sex... got pumped'n'dumped, two years ago, and to date still regrets it.

>>38343832

Are you in a club for elderly virgins or something?? How did you end up being friends with THREE 40+ yo female virgins? WHY?

>>38343860
because religion.

>inb4 mormon
>inb4 jehowah's
>inb4 amish
nope, nope, nope

>>38343889
> Amish
my sides, before you know it you'll be sick in bed regretting not to smash some good ol' pussy

>>38343889
How did those women end up being virgin? Mental illnesses?

>>38343889

Which religion, then?

Does the now-roastie woman believe she's going to Hell or something now?

>>38343779
29 close to be a wizzard

>>38343832
You some kind of member of the catholic clergy? Like are these nuns?

26 kv here

i was recently told i look good... i just was never loved growing up and im super shy and depressed and such

life is pain. not memeing either

>>38343956

after a while you can identify by yourself those women seeking for the perfect Charming Prince while preserving the vagogo for him.

>>38344030

former seminar student.
and former nuns who dropped out because having closeted lesbian nuns around you is quite of a problem

>>38344081
same with robots who are waiting for that virgin maiden to appear.

>>38344087

You didn't answer my question here, anon >>38343971

Does the now roastie nun believe she's going to Hell? Or what? Are you saying these women that you know all genuinely believe that sex is such an important issue to God that they still refuse to have sex? Not trying to mock you here, just amazed.

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>>38344091

then we have hope, because there do exist 40+yo femvirgins not mentally ill.

thing is, you cannot date them so easily. like high-rated stacies counterparts, they require you to have a good job, a good attitude, a good education, a good reputation, and good assets.

their preserved virginity was not meant to get a somewhat failed dude or a wannabe womanizer

pic unrel8

>>38344185

>40+yo femvirgins not mentally ill.

Why would you want this?

>>38344117

living in a monastery does not guarantee you won't go to Hell.

having mentally wrecked lesbinuns around you makes your life literally impossible (and prone to sins - albeit nonsexual ones - and thus prone to go to Hell).

the Roman Catholic church has literally been destroyed by the gay epidemy since late 1950's.

and 90% of pedopriests have a gay background, as usual

>>38344201

believe me, the greatest opportunity in your life is settling with a virgin loyal mentally sane woman.

>>38344213

Ok, thanks. So you're genuinely a 49yo virgin and you're a virgin because you believe sex outside of marriage could result in God burning you forever?

I love being virgin and wouldn't have it any other way.
It's like constantly mentally orgasming because I get to complain about it on arninekay

>>38344213
>and 90% of pedopriests have a gay background, as usual
Why they can expel every faggot out?

>>38344249

sex outside marriage is a sin.
btw, in case I get sex with some woman who doesn't love me forever, I'll regret for life.

Most people, guys and girls alike, lose their virginity with their first "serious" love interest, i.e. in a puppy love relationship. Guys don't care - they just go searching for next available vagoo. Females, except strong slutty ones, typically get depressed and sick.

100 years ago women preserved virginity until marriage - and the only eligible husband was a sober non-gambler good guy with decent wage.

That meant that every guy had first to get a good job and a good attitude, then quickly settle for an available-to-marry woman out there before the most cute ones were booked.

In other words, it was a "no frivolous sex activity" world. Virginity-as-a-value just destroyed life of Chads and Stacies, plus those who think they can wait till 30-40 before settling, plus the NEETs.

Also, men and women married before 20, fucked like rabbits for entire decades, became grandpas & grandmas before 40 while still fucking like rabbits.

That's why the degeneration (prostitution, gay sex, sex outside marriage, porn, etc) only related to quite a small percentage of people.

And that's why our society got the most valuable achievements in technology, space exploration, and so on from that exact "virginity generation".

>>38344306

Wait, just confirm one thing for me. YOU are the 49 year old from earlier? You're 49 years old, Catholic, and you use terms like "degeneration"?

>>38344279
because most of the seminar principals are either closeted gays, or fear the seminar will be shut if they expelled 50%-70% of the gay students.

note that a closeted virgin gay seminar student is worse than a gay one having gay sex.
the former, in fact, will be your usual braindamaged dude destroying everything he does not feel right with his closeted gayness

>>38344306

Wow.. Just wow.. I know you will probably discount this the moment you read it, or possibly not even bother to read it, but I genuinely feel sorry for you.

>>38344338
Have you met any of those closeted ones?

>>38344395

Yes, and I can guarantee that the most mentally ill fembot is less dangerous than one of those lesbians.

Religious life (nuns, monks, and so on) strictly requires a community of same sex people living together, doing things together, praying together.

The only privacy moments are sleeping and washing.

Clearly being gay - even a closeted one - means you're totally unable to live such a life because jealousy, whims, awkward sex moments, 'closeted arousals', drive the gay insane, and he/she literally tries to waste the life of those he/she does not feel attracted, in absurdly subtle ways (because you can't get holidays, you can't get absent, you can't call for illness or whatever, you have them every fucking day in every fucking your wasting your life). You couldn't believe how your life can get wrecked by the apparently most "non sinful" and most "natural" things done and said by such closeted gays who went through the novitiate.

A fuckin' gay lobby literally destroyed the Roman Catholic Church from the inside, by just accepting effeminate dudes and not so straight females since 1950's. And the fuckin' Vatican II Council was the point of no return.

I myself was expelled from a seminar because did not improve about a generic "dialogue" virtue. Everyone unofficially knew I was fired because some gay principal was willing to avenge his gay friend which in turn felt turned down by me and worked in the background for three years to have me destroyed by the principal.

Born March 6th, 1997. Never had sex in any form.

>>38345423
Born April 21, 1997. Had sex a month ago.

you can do it

>>38345444
>20 y/o normie has sex
>hurr durr were all going to make eet just bee urself ;)
Fuck off.

>>38345527
it's really easy, anyone can find a cow to fuck. you must have some mental block that keeps you from trying. Sorry

>>38343779
22 here, never had any interest

>>38343779
yes. 25 years old here, kissless, handholdless virgin, never been on a date or had a girlfriend.

I've been to hookers a few times but I don't think that counts really.

I become a wizard next year. I'm really looking forward to the powers.

>>38345561
>I've been to hookers a few times but I don't think that counts
It's a cheap cop out but it does

>>38345597
both times i wore a condom and couldn't ejaculate, it doesnt count, i'm still a virgin.

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>>38343779
Definitely not a meme, anon.
t. 24 KHV

I am 24 and not even ugly

idek what the hell my problem is

>>38346020
Do you even make an attempt to ask girls out? My problem is that I don't even try. I know, I'm a pussy. I've never approached a girl with the intentions of asking her out. I'm ugly af and and don't have a circle of friends so it doesn't help my situation.

>>38346087
no

I don't know any girls. I work in a warehouse and if there are very very few cute girls working there. Most of the time if a girl does work there and is even okay-looking and in her 20s, she has children and a husband or something like that.

I really have no idea how I'm supposed to meet girls I would get along with. Of course it will only get harder with age too.

>>38346144
Have you tried using dating apps? And do you have a circle of friends?

22 female virgin here.

>>38346316
Will you be my gf?
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>38343779
I'm 23 and I'm a khv just because I'm actually afraid and intimidated by intimacy.
I once was flirted on and thought I was going to get raped or something. I continued to give the girl bad stares for the rest of highschool.
I always go to bed thinking about a cute and soft 2d loli to hug at night but if I actually had anyone I'd probably be pissing my pants.

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>>38346262
>Have you tried using dating apps?
yeah but they're no good in my area

I am not attracted to the women who bite, and the ones I am attracted to I am not good enough to get their attention
no, I don't think I'm being that picky I just don't want to date an unhealthy woman who isn't smart and I feel like I can't respect
not to mention there aren't a whole lot of girls on there in the first place, I imagine they're greatly outnumbered by men on those websites

Also I do not have friends. I have some people at work who talk to me sometimes and they're all pretty normal guys who probably get pussy regularly but they don't know me that well. Pretty sure they all think I'm normal and that I do "fun stuff" every weekend. In reality I lock myself in my apartment and drink gin and play video games.

>>38346350
I don't know. What are you like?

>>38344377
>Wow.. Just wow..
Did you get lost when you came from /r/twoxchromosomes? Please fuck off back to your shithole.

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>>38346368
>24
>6'1"
>skinny
>ISTJ
>Christian
pic related is not me, but looks similar
please tell me you don't have a benis

>>38346367
>attracted to asians
looking for those beta bux I see

It's all a meme. I came here from Reddit and it's a bunch of roleplaying. My girlfriend loves all this stuff. We constantly go REEE and talk about chicken tendies xD

>>38346439
Aww! I love that. I'm 5'3 so you'd be a giant next to me!

I'll be 28 in September. Kissed 1 girl at 18 but nothing more

>>38343779
Seven months and I'm a wizard (I hope). Not memeing.

I NEED A GF
Gjhyybvd

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>>38345339
This sounds pretty outlandish.

What exactly was it that the Vatican II Council did to increase the influence of gay priests?

Are you still Catholic?

>>38343779
23 yo virg sperg here

Hypergamy is real

>>38346487
throwaway email if interested [email protected]

>>38346572
Which country are you in? UK here.

>>38346597
fk im in canada

>>38345423
>>38345444
>1997
I'm born in 1992, never had sex once.

>>38345339
Interesting. What's the cut off age for joining a monastery might I ask? I've been considering it myself despite the apparent decline.

>>38346597
email here [email protected]
instead
other email did not work

23 about to turn 24 here. Not hugless but kv.

Acne has ruined the past 8years pretty much, before acne I had panic attacks alot too. I got over the panic attacks but being susceptible to anxiety and then having acne just made me socially anxious, low self esteem, low confidence, I just think the universe is fucking with me now.

I think if this fucking acne would go away i would get a job have a chance at getting a gf and finally living life.

Btw iv tried everything in my power to make it stop.

>All the stupid pillow changing shit
>must have spent overall weeks over the years reading study after study, forum post and forum post trying to find a solution
>all face creams
>Changing diet multiple times to elimate dairy, carbs, sugar
>Went to dermatologist to get put on accutane, did 6 months but it came back

Atleast i have a reason to be a depressed anxious piece of shit

https://mega.nz/#!OxdlGLJa!B63QTojisoD6AQ0xazXYFHD-n40028a7ws4pMZV3pdE


>20 year old KHHV

I'm dying alone.

>>38343779
20+ isn't old.
I know a huge amount of 20+ year olds who are virgins.

>>38346316
clearly you're not the usual slutty skank whoring around.
good.

>>38346524
>What exactly was it that the Vatican II Council did to increase the influence of gay priests?

it relaxed literally everything - liturgy, morals, and so on - and it was perceived as the ultimate revolution by every fucking closeted gay out there.

>>38346692

most require you being no more than 20-25.

a few ones accept literally everyone, even 55-60yo's, without problems.

getting reciprocal trust is btw quite a long work...

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>tfw people think your life is a meme

>>38347080
That's not good if you have any hope of getting laid son

>>38347350
I hope to settle with a virgin girl.

Sex can wait, as long as she's virgin and loyal.

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>>38343779


Yes here

finally got a gf tho

turns out she's a virgin too
now can't have sex until we're really in "love" or wahtever

fuck me

>>38348099
>now can't have sex until we're really in "love" or wahtever
What?

>>38343779
how can you even ask this question, of course there are you fucking normalshit

>>38348123


basically

we got together 2months ago

she knows I love her
we've done 2nd base

she won't let me get to 3rd for some reason

gonna call it quits soon if it keeps on
feels like I'm wasting my time

>>38348158
>gonna call it quits soon if it keeps on
That seems the best choice.

I lost my virginity at 23. Couldn't get it up the first time, but she gave me another chance and it finally happened. Don't lose hope, robots

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>>38348258


>couldn't get it up the first time

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME!!!!

>Tinder Date
>She comes over
>Play around
>Gives me the s u c c
>bends over
>can't keep it hard
>s u c c y 1more time
>hard again
>bends over
>soft


WHA-A-T???!?

she thought I was gay
I fap to alot of gay porn

>>38344377
This is the most roastie post ITT.

>>38343779
23 yo. Wasn't even close to a relationship in my life.

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>tfw normies come in here and think we all just memeing when we for real real and just making it all sound or look funny as a coping mechanism

>>38343779
almost there myself.

t. 19yo virgin

>>38348328
Then you are gay

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>>38348938
they laugh at you long enough, you learn to laugh at yourself.

>tfw you tell yourself you're a disgusting pathetic loser who should kill himself every day
they can't hurt me if I hurt myself worse

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>>38347211
>tfw I'm fine with that tbqh with you familia
We're like non-existent to these people, myths like fairies and cave trolls. This just sets the perfect precedent for our role as the future illuminati. They can't hurt that which does not exist

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>>38349093
>future illuminati
How are you going to earn a fortune and then have a family to concentrate power and class when you can't even put p in v???

>>38343779
22 year old kissless Chad here. I dunno why people obsess so much about finding a girlfriend. I'm to selfish to commit to a relationship.

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>>38349342
>kissless
>Chad
Woah buddy

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>>38349342
>22 year old kissless Chad here.
Don't you understand what a Chad is?

>>38343779
>kisless
>not a single relation in 23 years of life
I already have accepted to walk the lonely road of life till my death

>>38349471
6'2 120kg muscular. Perhaps what I meant to say was that I look like a Chad.

>>38350233
>what I meant to say was that I look like a Chad.
If you look like a Chad, you're Chad.

Looks are everything.

>>38343779
I'm aiming for wizardhood.