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>>38344867

GET THE FUCK OUT

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT RIGHT NOW

GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE SCUM

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38344867
Some people just have a hard limit. Have you tried asking her about what she's into? Maybe she would be willing if you indulged her in her kinks

>>38344867
>>38345126
Would you two fuck off?

>>38344841
A dildo xD

>>38344841
Oregodubs

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$25 dollars worth of fidget spinners, must be rainbow colored.

>>38344786
Seems like a horrible fate, there's literally nobody out there for you, except for a handful of other traps maybe.

>>38344870
It is. I need a real female to hold,and give them love. I do understand why they dont like me but i cant stop being me.

>>38344870
>Seems like a horrible fate, there's literally nobody out there for you
Not too different from most of the people here.

For me its 7/10, 4/10
Feelsbadman.jpg

Just take picture from a good angle, the lighting is also VERY important.
You can go from 4/10 to 7/10 with that.

>>38344901
How does one find a good angle and proper lighting?

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I'm a boy btw, cebruz

>>38344764
Not cebruz tho

>>38344959
Stop using his meme then, faggot imposter

RrHUExn

if you want to discuss/talk stuff, here is the invite

>>38344769
what site is that for? I remember using it on /b/ it's like a live picture/chat thing.

>>38344924

Oh, thanks. Hey you wouldn't happen to remember that one website which you coud upload "anonymous" picture files with a chat log on the side and such. I forgot what it was called..

>Wake up at 06:20 AM
>Shower, eat
>Go to uni
>Come back
>Eat
>Play games
>Go to sports, depending on day
>Eat
>Sleep

Interesting life, right?

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Dependent on the day but most are like this now.

>wake up at 7
>watch TV or play some vidya while I eat breakfast
>after breakfast get bored of vidya and tv so go back to bed
>wake up at around 9/930
>browse 4chan, twitter, youtube for an hour or two
>try to think of somewhere to go
>do meaningless errands
>come back at lunch time, 11/12ish
>eat lunch and watch tv or play vidya
>continue playing vidya for another hour or so until bored
>grab laptop and browse 4chan/youtube
>get bored and go back to playing vidya, probably roblox while listening to music
>be dinner time by now so make dinner and continue listening to music and playing roblox
>finish dinner, turn off roblox, and watch tv while scrolling twitter on phone
>if really bored step out onto patio and smoke a cigar
>watch more tv then go to bed

Living the dream boys

Why would you shower before gym? That's like brushing teeth before eating.

no but it's okay to be gay anon

>>38344720
why did you post this here? people find different shit attractive. most people are considered fuck ugly by someone else, but they still have love lives.

>>38344720
Yes. She is like legit ugly.
Her features are not really attractive but she has a body even if fake and she is a famous whore

>>38344632
Right, except the constant complaints to clean my room and get a job

>>38344632
I lived with my parents from 22 to 25. I won't deny that there were certain things I could count on that I wish I had now (food in the fridge that was free, cable TV, not paying rent), but living with 5 other people really grated on my social life. My dating life was also nonexistent (not cool to bring chicks back to your parents' house). So, even though living on my own is pretty costly and stressful at times, it is worth every penny. 14 months later and still going strong.

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>>38344632
>parents are poverty people living in an apartment
>probably won't even get $100 when they die

Never had one.

As a kid/teenager I always just thought people were pretending to like each other. It all seemed fake to me.

It wasn't until it was too late (in my early 20s) that I realised people weren't pretending, they actually liked being around each other and having sex and relationships and all that shit.


Now I'm 30 and HHKV living by myself in apartment bought for me by my parents, living off autism bux.

age 12 - first crush turned out a massive whore that hit the wall full speed at the ripe old age of 18
age 14 - other crush was the perfect girl for me in every way, who knows what she does today. I've quite forgotten her despite what she meant to me.

i'm 25, have had no such feelings since 14 and I miss them gravely

>>38344596
I've had a huge crush on my best friend in school, who was also my neighbor back then. Actually, I still have. At 24 I learned that she most likely returned the feeling, and maybe still does. Hurts quite a bit.

>>38344588
>Doesn't include a greentext story
Your thread is trash.

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>>38344588
MoDS??????

jesuuus

>>38344611
It's ok. I still feel great

Only thing I hated was my white shirt being ruined by the dye

>>38344586
I hate /pol/ but still go there all the time hoping I can change their minds on some things. It's not the racism that bothers me though. That's just common sense.

>>38344586
>>38344586
I despise /gif/ for getting me into the breast expansion fetish.

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>>38344654
forgot image, shit

oregano

>>38344415
No way, chubby girls make the best girlfriends.

Soft, warm cuddles are the best. Plus they generally come with larger tits, so that's a bonus.

>>38344415
they look fun, but i'm intimidated by big girls cause my dicc is small :S

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>>38344447
her tits aren't that big tho

That's what every single woman is like unless shes around a rich/attractive guy.

>>38344386
Yeah, I go to university in California so I know quite a few feminists, some of which could be considered hardcore. There are a few who are basically Tumblr incarnate but most are capable of having an intelligent discussion so long as you don't shitpost irl, and I'm relatively conservative, especially compared to my peers here.

Have you ever met a manlet who was NOT a perpetually angry, mean-spirited, bitter and resentful person?

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>>38344374
Depends where you met her and how you met her.

>Met her in a bar or club
Sexual fast, couple days should do it from when you're together
>Met her through friends
Not that fast but regular paced, like a week or so
>Met her online
Depends where online but usually fast as well.

I met my GF in uni and we started sleeping together after about 6 days. We kissed first, didn't have sex but slept together in one bed, then after two days of that we had sex together for the first time. She was a virgin and I really wasn't. She didn't tell me she was one until the day after we did it. I told her about my sexual history and she was kinda shocked.

I'm 20 now, been together with her for a year and couldn't be happier. She was 17 when I met her and she's now 18.

Wow I haven't seen that face in years

>>38344374
It just sort of happens OP. The timeline depends on you and the girl. I was trying to not have sex before marriage with my last gf, but eventually you get more and more adventurous and before you know it ur fucking her in the back seat of your car. Took a few months for me to give up on no sex before marriage.