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Well robots I have ascended to normiedom as I have just had sex, infact it was a harem

>Be me
>20 yr old handholdless virgin
>Go to lake with family because I'm forced to
>3 of my 14 year old cousins came also
>Pretty hot for 14 year olds
>Decided to join family in tubing because why not
>Cousins can't go tubing without an adult because family is dumb
>Decided to go with me because I'm the youngest adult (and the skinniest)
>All 3 of them get next to me and touch me
>There skin that is attached to their vagina is touching me
>My skin is attached to my penis
>My penis is touching her vagina sorta
>I just had sex

Well r9k it has been a good run but because of that experience I am now a normie (hell because of the harem I'm a Chad)

Goodbye my fellow robots
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>>39520029
Good and don't comeback. Don't become a failed normie.
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>>39520029
By that logic, when you were born you fucked your mom.
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>>39520029
You are the Chadest of them all

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What's the plan guys? stockpile water and food and shit and get a few guns? Faraday cage ham radio sets and other electronics? Get solar powered or crank powered chargers for shit? Remember food and water, along with guns to protect those stockpiles are probably most important. Also yes, I know the chances of this happening are pretty low due to missile defense systems and other factors, but still better prepared then not prepared.
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>go outside
>scream and fire ar15 into air until someone kills me
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>>39520015
While you prepare your feeble attempts to survive, I prepare my soul and conscience for my inevitable death.
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>>39520015
The panels would fry the moment an EMP hit. Micro chips are still inside them

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Men do things for the sake of the thing itself, I play this video game because it is enjoyable to me.

Women are incapable of enjoying something for what it is, everything they do leads back to social status and socialising. Women aren't worth your time.
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>I so do not have personal, deep seated issues regarding my relationships with women. Women are just worse than men because reasons. In fact, here's another perfectly valid one that I didn't just pull out of my ass and is based on actual observations of approximately 0 women outside of my own family and/or romantic relationships.
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>>39520106
triggered roastie lol
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Once girls reach puberty they're showered with positive attention just for having a vagina. They don't do anything because they don't have to do anything. It's really tragic. Women are essentially denied their personhood by being treated better than any man is. I both envy and pity them.

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My happiest memory with a girl was when I was 22. We sat in a picnic mat in the grass on a fine French afternoon in my study abroad program. We talked about space and drugs, and random "dude wow," bullshit.
Then we got bottle of wine and watched the first two Star War Films. It was genuinely one of the happiest, probably the happiest, hours of my life. I was an obese KHV at 22, and that day seemed like I was going to lose all three. She even "hey I gotta take a shower, I'll be right back ;)" at the end.
Then you know it happened. at around midnight the literal definition of hulk came over. Apparently she texted him while in the bathroom. He came over, made small talk with three of us in the room, until I took the hint that I had to leave, because THEY were going to fuck all night long.

That was the day I found out that Chad existed. I lost my KH card that day.

But at 25, I still have my V card, and I've never been that close since.

That was my happiest day of my life, and one of my saddest. I got black out that night, and masturbated 3 times.

She looked like pic related. The Chad that came over basically looked like Brock Lesnar.
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>>39519937
>French

just go for an escort then.
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>>39519937
aw anon. atleast you had the experience anon.

i had something similar, but she let me know he was coming in advance I purposely left before I had to see him

we just have to take it in stride. if you can get that far with a girl once you can do it again. so dont worry too much.
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At least you didn't get blacked anon.
I had to watch my oneitis make out with a fucking nigger every single fucking day of the week. Every night I had to think about how she took his dick.
It hurts so much lads how do I get those memories out of my head. I don't wanna become a cuckold.

>He is actually going to college
AAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>39519930
College is a scam, but I'm running out of options to further my life (career and job wise) at this point.
I've started considering it.
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>>39519930
>mfw all those suckers and their job security
They're not like us... we're just going to stink and die in obscurity! Those fucking losers with their families and jobs.
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>>39519930
>tfw started college today
Better than jerking off and binge watching bullshit on JewTube I guess

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The Nazis may have lost the war, but they definitely won the prize for best uniforms.
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>>39519915
that's just like, your opinion, man.

i suspected that wouldnt be original
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I personally don't agree with socialism, but there fashion was on point. If I could get away with wearing that I would.
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>>39519915
>a qt girl will never wear that and dominate you like the degenerate you are

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Does the power dynamic between men and women change once women are 30+?

I've seen a lot of people say that it does, if there is a change, what are some specific reasons for it?
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>>39519912
Ignore the existence of love for a moment.
If you're a woman, you have one asset a man wants; your fertility
If you're a man, you have one asset a woman wants; your resources

Men gather resources over time. Women lose fertility over time.
So there comes a point where men overtake women in value.
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Power Dynamics are a byproduct of the current politics in power. Should you live in a conservative nation; yes. Regressive; no. Anywhere that promotes racial/ sexual diversity over work ethic/ skill will not have this.
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>>39519978
women want good genes, a man with resources doesn't necessarily have good genes.

resources are materials used to raise children in women's eyes, since the state to a degree can raise the children of women that get knocked up and left by chad it seems like there'd be little incentive to want a man with resources over a man with good genes, if you were a woman you wouldn't want short and ugly children from an ugly but rich man, having chads children and having them be raised by the state seems preferable, having a rich beta raise chads children is just an added bonus.

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I want to come here to talk about how im feeling and relate to other bots but all it does is reciprocate negativity. By sharing negative responses i have to situations i should face and receiving reinforcement by having my negative responses deemed acceptable by a group, i am ultimately worsening myself. This is also reinforcing undesirable behavior. Why are we still here anons, it hurts to be here but the sameness is intoxicating. It will always be here, its constant even when im unsure about so much. Where do we go from here, bots
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>>39519899
from here, to a video game or movie and back
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i want her pretty purple hooves to smash and trample my face and testicles
cute stamping and cute trampling smushed scrotum and no more eyes only cute hooves in there
pretty cute and purple hooves grinding sight and sperm to nothing prettily and with cute friendship trampling
only last memory of cute hooves smashing eyeballs and ballballs with dainty trample powers finally trampling and cute smushing
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>>39519931
this hellish cycle has become home
is the world more beautiful outside of this loop?

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Idk why, but I identify so much more with girls than guys.

Girls are much more sweet and caring, and you guys are just loud and mean and icky :(
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>>39519838
You said icky... you might be gay bro.
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>>39519838
Women are meant to be seen and not heard. If you want to be a female so much, shit your mouth and get the fuck off my board.
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Stop shilling this faggot shit, take your Jewish psyop to reddit

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i have no friends, should i try reaching out to other robots irl?
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>>39519734
Yes you should anon
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>>39519734
Well what's your approximate location OP?
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>>>/wsg/1860615

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There is so much hot girls here how can I approach to them for sex I am 175 cm 80 kg 5/10 faec man and i need sex asap.
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>>39519647
what is going on in this original image
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Most femanons don't want sex. They want a good chuckle and a good debate. Some of them are also attention whores, but it is a rarity for any of them to actually respond to any sexual advances
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>>39519701
Who tje fuck cares about femanons I always imagine them as some obese feminist/ex-feminists with at least 5 cats around her house and shitposting all day for attention

When did you start masturbating?
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>>39519616
Last year, approximately.
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>>39519616
12. I didn't even know what masturbation was, I just knew that sex was going in and out of a girl with your dick, and I was just trying to simulate that with my. I was masturbating to phone sex infomercials late at night. It was a huge shock when I finally came and it really freaked me out. I remember it burned a little, but it felt way better than it does today.
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>>39519616
At like 8, but I didnt really know what I was doing. I rubbed the area above my dick until I "felt good" since this was pre-puberty and couldnt cum yet. Then I "discovered" masturbation at like 11 by using the same thought processes as >>39519798. First time I came I thought I was sick or something

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>be hanging out with my friends
>Whenever one of them burps or farts they all laugh
>whenever I do it they call it gross
>"Idk, it's just weird when you do it."

I'm friends with them, but they rarely treat me like 'one of the guys'. It's hard enough being the smallest one in the group, why do they say this to me?
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>>39519565
They're implying you should wear a wig and big frilly dresses all day.
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>>39520066
lol whatever that means
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>>39519565
Are you cute they either do it because they may be attracted to you or they are disgusted by you

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how to stop being paranoid ?
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>>39519533
For starters, cut the smokes.
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Start by pulling the curtains over your windows.
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embrace Occam's Razor

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>he thinks traps arent obsessed with Chad
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We're really not. I'm not gonna lie, a Chad is nice obviously, you wouldn't turn down a chance to fuck a 10/10 if you weren't in a relationship would you? I wouldn't turn down a 8 inch Chad cock as long as he wasn't a massive arrogant prick. But most trans girls aren't picky. Last time I had sex it was some fat old guy down the street with a 4 incher. Really you just need to know how to trigger the cocklust or catch them in a horny mood.
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>>39519633
Traps are not the same as trans girls, boobs are disgusting
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>he thinks traps feel love

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