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>>38419772
a large swath of activities will put you in literal prison
thus you are de facto in a figurative prison

>have the freedom to do whatever you want
>brainlets actually believe this

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>>38419772
If I'm not in prison then how come I'm prison gay?

Get a weapon. When people see you with it they will think you are alpha as fuck!

Well, at least they wont dare to tell you otherwise.

>>38419745
WTF is that?!

eha

>>38420796
It's called cupping. Supposedly it's good for your circulation and it acts like a massage.

Why don't we nuke china and india for literally shitting everywhere?

They might explode.

I want a girl to poop in my mouth!

Is this a gay porn or something? Sounds gay to me.

>>38420033
it's about a trans guy getting found out and murdered.

>>38420062
I got dub-dubs.
It's a gay movie says Kek.

>>38419651
External circumstances posessions and accomplishments do not lead to happiness. Its like counting to Infinity, its impossible.

You need to shift your paradigm and realise that happiness is or should be your default state, and the reason you don't feel it is because of emotional baggage and unresolved issues.

The path to happiness is not acquiring more stuff outside of yourself, its going within yourself, letting go and re-owning parts of yourself that you have repressed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xxqg4PHg3M

>>38419756
>Default state is happiness
Are there really people like this?

Be depressed and empty till you die faget

You should learn how to cook

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>>38419645
I can cook for you and in return you be my bf and give me shelter!

>>38419799
I doubt you are in the same 3rd world country as me.

>>38419630

I barely remember, but the badass wannabe was a chad and the wrestler was a faggot. That that leaves the other guy.

>>38419630
none

muted for speaking the truth

>>38419630
the nerd and the weird one

>>38419598
if only :/ :/

You have been muted for 1488 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>38419598
question is what makes YOU you
If transferred your memories to a different would it become YOU

>>38419598
How do you know you aren't dying ever time you lose focus? Are you the same person you were when you woke up? You either panic pointlessly or live like it doesn't matter.

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I'm extremely skinny and mine is barely visible.
I count on the fact that gaining weight will make it completely invisible.

>Hearthless scum!

>>38419576
not as as bad as the OP. but I'd say I have a moderate case of Pectus

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>>38419565
Those sunglasses are not cool.

>>38419865
they definitely are

>>38419565
fuck your gay anime, jojo so fucking overrated

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Leaf, please.

Meh. Better dogs than niggers I suppose.

>>38419533
actually they were made for a human males erect penis. but sure have your fantasy faggot

>>38419519
>who here /jobsearch/?

YEs. I have the same problems

>any tips for interviewing?

Yes, dont be an awkward, trembling, sweaty mess.

I have a degree and Im stuck making near minimum wage doing jobs that don't require a college degree.

I couldn't even get an offer after interviewing for an unpaid internship that required a degree..

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>>38419519
Just be calm. Don't overthink things. Obviously they want you there.Other people also applying for the job should not worry you, they feel the same way. When I did interview for my most recent wagecuck job so just used terms I found on Google that make me sound smart.
Commerical Awareness for example means knowing the wider outreach of the company. Look up some things about the company. Seem interested even though you are not. Also have a goal. Only reason I worked wagecuck job is so I can buy car, go back to school and leave shit city.

>>38419635
What degree do you have?

>>38420172
BA in political science with a minor in history.

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>>38419513
>only 1k in my bank account

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>>38419513
>mfw I have 10(ten) more dollars in my account

get cucked OP lmao

Literally how do you get to that point

>>38419502
Because they're idiot normies who know nothing about us.

>>38419502
this is le home of le funny may may frog and white bald man

>>38419502
The larpers and outsiders bait each other shitting the catalog in the proccess

>>38419450
>bicuriosity
Literally just bisexual people in denial and closeted fags.
t. bi who has fucked and been fucked by """""straight but bicurious""""" dudes.

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Catfished an experienced, dominant older man and led him on for several months. He was very good at giving orders, pushing my limits and getting me off in new and intense ways that I'd never experienced before. He was also good at after-care and always made sure that I was okay and feeling good emotionally after we finished. It was a very potent one-two punch and I would have probably fallen for him if he was actually gay.

I eventually ghosted him one day because I felt bad about using him and was scared that I would catch feelings and get attached. Thinking back, I'm tempted to try and find someone like him again, but who's actually gay. It seems really difficult though.

I watched some threads on /gif/ but then I stopped. Its not my thing.

>shit looks, deep voices and inwards butt holes
>nah...

I still like the pussy. The pussy however hates me.