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Fembots: what's more important, dick size or clitoral stimulation?
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Combine stroke with count rubbing that's how you make a girl orgasm very simple. Size isn't that important of a factor as "stretching" has no sensational benefit.
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>>39550407
depends if you expect me to touch it with my hands/mouth. or look at it.
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>>39550407
Is that your hard dick, OP?
Damn you are fucked
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How do you recover from being seen as a slut? 2017-09-06 02:24:24 Post No.39550394
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How do you recover from being seen as a slut?
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I'm a 23 yo girl. I've done a ton of partying in the last few years in the course of which I've had sex with a few different guys.
But now there is a guy I like and he doesn't like me. I found out his friends think I'm slutty so I imagine that's probably the issue. Which is totally unfair because he's fucking at least 3 different girls on the regular right now, but that doesn't help me.
I'm a good person, I just drink too much and do stupid things. I always regret it later. How do I make him see that we should be together and he'd be happy with me?
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>>39550394
You can't. Guys can't take whores seriously. It's just in our nature.
I suggests just try not being such a slut in the future, and move on to the next unsuspecting guy.
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>>39550394
concentrated bait
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Can't. Find a beta and hunker down.
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Does /r9k/ like transwomen?
Would you date, fuck or marry one?
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no to all
maybe I'd let one suck me dick, but we'd never speak of it again.
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hey pal, /lgbt/ is down the road
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any more of those semon demons?
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>mfw I actually managed to read a book without quitting it
Sup you inferior peasants,
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Fuck off back to /lit/, dweeb.
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>>39550382
>book
"A fly went by"
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I've read like, over a dozen books this year though. I'm not even that avid of a reader.
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First episode of Anohana > NHK 2017-09-06 02:22:54 Post No.39550365
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First episode of Anohana > NHK
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>loser NEET shut-in
>can't understand why his dad let him become like this
>loli ghost of nostalgia tries to cheer him up but fails
>all the people he knew from school look down on him or actively bully him
>everyone is obsessed with growing up and see him as a pathetic manchild
>neighbors frightened by him, think he's a creep
>bitter and angry, not someone you'd want to hang around with
The rest of the show was garbage, but that first episode was masterfully done. Nothing else comes close to depicting robothood so accurately.
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I'm going to force good taste down your throats whether you like it or not
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NHK was so shit, I can't believe you people seriously think a girlfriend-having NEET that didn't even know about porn and dating sims is relatable in the slightest
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>>39550863
for people actually born in the last century its extremely relate able, but Japan has much stricter porn laws. Also the anime doesnt really do the series justice but at least its way more realistic then Anohana.
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>tfw no immobile gf
I have a feeling it would be pretty neat.
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>>39550334
I don't think that's immobile.
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>>39550351
It isn't. It's possibly the closest thing I'll get to it, though. I can still imagine, though.
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>>39550334
Sure if she's immobile for the right reason.
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Girls if you had to choose would you rather 2017-09-06 02:20:07 Post No.39550310
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Girls if you had to choose would you rather
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Be raped by a human or have consensual sex with a Gorilla.
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I'll take the Gorilla if it uses a condom, their penis is tiny.
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It's hard to decide because both of those are BLACKED scenarios
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>>39550310
If the gorilla was sentient, gorilla. Maybe Winston from Overwatch? He's got a very hot personality.
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I'm going to prison in a few days for murder. What do I need to do to be the hardest cunt around so nobody decides to fuck with me?
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Murder would be life imprisonment so how are you posting?
skank the weakest looking guy so you get respect I guess
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>>39550224
post proof or gtfo faggot
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>>39550341
Even if it's complete bullshit, I'm still down for a good greentext. But it has to be GOOD, not too autistic, and not drawn into an incredibly lame pun.
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WHY ARE ASIAN WOMEN SO FUCKING BORING?
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>>39550190
because you must entertain, white piggu
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>>39550190
All mainland asians are pretty boring usually. Asian women born abroad in 1st world countries are usually not so boring though.
This is coming from an asian
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>>39550212
How are you supposed to entertain someone who has no personality and shit taste? She wouldn't like any of the stuff that I enjoy.
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I live to remind you.
It's not just "lonely internet neet weirdos" who are going mgtow it's average normies and this terrifies women.
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>>39550131
>We aren't inanimate objects
>But inanimate objects are competition for male intimacy
CHOOSE ONE
STACEY
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>>39550164
they aren't the one choosing an object over human companionship.
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>>39550164
The average woman has become so selfish, lazy and entitled that they have nothing to give except for their hole.
It's funny that onaholes have already surpassed women with vibrating and rotating functions.
It won't be long till women start chanting for male sex toys of all kind be banned.
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Hai anonn~
Ily soooooo much I made a special knife juuuust to cut u up with ^_^
Let me cut off ur tiny little penis and eat it raw
Lol then i'm gonna puncture your stomach and gouge out your intestines! They look so tasty mmmmmm aaaaaaa AAAAAHN~
YES ANON SQUEAL FOR ME
SUFFER FOR ME
BLEED AND DIE FOR ME YES HAHAHAHAHA ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY
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>>39550129
You call that a knoife?
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>>39550181
xD'd quite originally
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>>39550129
Yanderefags need the rope.
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>tfw no eliza thread
whats wrong with you fagsno eliza cat pictures???
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she's not very attractive
bl0x
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>>39550056
shuuut thee fuucck upp
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id fuck her throat and cum in her tummy
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>chad roommate kicks me out of the dorm again because he wants to fuck some girl
going to college was a mistake
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maybe if he didn't see what you do in your freetime as pointless and a waste of time he would respect you more and not kick you out
maybe you shouldn't be so physically weak to have other men kick you out of somewhere in the first place
faggot
go suck a cock, fucking ugly cocksucking virgin bitch
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how about you learn something from him instead of whining on 4chan, retard
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>>39550000
I don't want to. I just want him to go away
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>get home from work at 1700
>"I'm going to be productive with my free time today, but first I'll spend 15 minutes on 4chan to get that itch out of my system"
>Get on 4chan and lose track of time
>Look at the clock
>2100
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP DOING THIS
HOURS
WASTED
ARGUING WITH RETARDS
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>get home from work at 1700
>1700
excuse me
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>>39549913
Lol you are in east coast, where you hailing from anon
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>>39549971
Central Time Zone, you idiot
>>39549964
Post 5 and people are all "YOU GET HOME FROM WORK AT 5 IN THE MORNING!?!"
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Hey, r9k. A friend and I are looking to get a fellow friend a dakimakura for his birthday.
Any good sites where we can get a custom pillow made cheap?
>Budget's about $25 per person
>Looking for one about 150cm long
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btw, our total budget's $50-$60
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You might be able to find cheap premade Chinese knockoffs on Aliexpress or something for that much but you're not getting anything custom that cheap.
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>>39550166
What if we wanted to go up to $80?