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>>39565401
but is she happy?

>>39565401
is she a symptom or product of modern society?

>>39565401
that's what happens when normies overpraise a meme.

same here, but i'm not being a faggot about it
man up

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ME TOO. IT FUCKINF SUCKS EVERYONE PARTIES TILL 4 FUCKING AM AND I HAVENT GOT INVIYED TO ONE REEEEEE

>>39565399
how about instead of inspecting invitations, clubs, friends, etc., all these "taking" behaviors, you host something?
giving is the easiest way to normiedom. you're in college so evidently you have money, throw a goddamn party. host something. fuck me sideways normies are easy, just supply free pizza and beer, and you're set.

>>39565330
Big balls are hot, but so are other sizes. Most girls don't care, but I've had friends react like "Woah, weird" when we saw pics of guys with nuts so small that they looked nonexistent.

>>39565330
Can't say I care about this, but since I've taken up drinking most of the fat has gone to my butt
Do women like man butts?

>>39565330
The bigger his balls, the more he can cum, the better.

>>39565313
you are just upset that chad still gets girls on his dick even after he is dead

>>39565313
>suspended for 3 weeks
literally nothing
that's just a slap on the wrist for getting caught.

I wonder how big he was that ladies were admiring it on his deathbed and after he died.

I just tell myself girls aren't for me. Everyone is for everyone else.

what do they even do with each other
like, talk and whatever? eat and stuff?
so you want to snuggle and screw but there's more time in the day than those five minutes
you'd rather be having a great time with your buddies on 4chan than watching game of thrones with your gf and that's why you're here my friend
a gf can cuddle ur body for a minute but we can cuddle ur mind all day

>>39565272
when you have sex with a girl they pull your soul out of your penis. just be gay

What the fuck is oneitis? just get a waifu and be happier. Fuck society, Surge expulsos!

Unfortunately there's no "way" to get a girlfriend, it just happens for normies. Try to join some kind of group or club where you can get to know a bunch of people and maybe it'll happen naturally.

>>39565231
>Are you actually supposed to walk up to random girls and ask them out?
Exactly. Use any chance you get, even the smallest one to initiate casual conversations with stranger girls.
You just have to pick your targets, don't bother with girls that are not dressed nice, don't take care of their selves and they are not smiling.
Go for the confident, smiling girls and ask her phone.
Women are simple creatures, they get turned on when you radiate confidence, so fake it till you make it

>oneitis
that's your mistake, oneitis girls are the scum of the earth
Go for the pretty confident girls that are smiling

>>39565197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA
Not me.

>>39565326
OHMAGAAA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA

>>39565326
ignore this >>39565356

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os3ZtVTHRjA

Bump since i really want some insight

>>39565189
love=/=lust

originality is overrated

>>39565869
Love cannot exist without lust, can it?

What happened OP? Sit on uncle anon's lap and tell him all about it.

Vent about it man just let it out.

>>39565187
dont be a vague faggot, you're baiting us in for attention by posting in this format
just tell the goddamn story

Really? That's gonna be your pic related? Fuck off man

Christians always say Jesus is returning one day. He wasn't nailed to a fucking boomerang. Jokes aside bashing religion is lame.

>sinner detected

>>39565152
I live in Texas, we would never ship anything from Houston because of niggers and minorities stealing shit all the time.

>>39565152
texas has already fully rebuilt and rebounded from pathetic harvey which could only rain and has already been forgotten because irma is big and huge and only old people care about the news and florida is full of old people so you will have your monitor on time

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>>39565152
>not ordering 4k 144hz 32inch LG monitor with HDR instead
Poorfags stop

She just wants you to get out of home more so she pressures into becoming friends with them.

It doesn't usually turn out well, I've heard.

>>39565037
If they don't interest you, dont become friends with them, simple. I can't relate to most people, and they can't relate to me.

Only make friends with people you enjoy being around, not just with absolutely anyone.

Your mom is just being emotional because she doesn't like seeing you be a loner, duh.

>>39565676
Fucking accidental geddit spacing, fuck.

There is no robot. Everyone in that picture has friends, wealth and above average looks.

the one that was too ugly for the photo, so they decided that he should take the picture.

>>39565050
>wealth

This is obviously a high school prom and those suits are obviously rented, you dunce.

I mean look at those fucking shoes.

you don't deserve your waifu

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3D whores are not human. If you have to ask, you don't understand the concept of a waifu.

>>39565006
Do you take your waifu seriously?

What do you need help with
You should try /g/ too

I am. But post your specific problem or I can't help.

>>39565091
>try /g/
I did in the stupid question thread and got no response. Here's the script (not copied exactly):

Private sub workbook_sheetchange(....)

Dim abcrow as Long
Dim sheeit as Worksheet

Set sheeit = worksheets("audit")

If sh.name = sheeit.name then exit sub

App enable events = false
abcrow = sheeit.range("A65535").end (xlup).row + 1
abcsamerow = sheeit.range("A65535").end (xlup).row

sheeit.cells (abcrow, 1).value = now
sheeit.cells (abcrow, 2).value = environ (username)
sheeit.cells (abcrow, 3).value = sh.name
sheeit.cells (abcrow, 4).value = target.adress
sheeit.cells (abcrow, 5).value = target.value


if sheeit.cells(abcsamerow, 3).value = "x" and sheeit.cells(abcsamerow, 4).value =
"y" and sheeit.cells(abcsamerow, 5).value = "z" then
worksheets("audit").range(cells (abcrow, 1), cells(abcrow, 5)).clearcontents
end if
App enable events = true
End sub


It's the last if block thats showing problems. It's not sticking to the condition of if cells = "x", "y", "z", then delete row contents -- its just doing it for all new entries