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ITT: Autistic things you do that improve your life 2017-07-21 08:26:57 Post No.38526662
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ITT: Autistic things you do that improve your life
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2017-07-21 08:26:57
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After playing the 1st and 2nd installments of pic related as a kid, I started trying to talk like how someone would talk in a speech check.
Actually did wonders for my social skills. I actually got deemed well functioning enough to ship out of special needs (wasnt in special needs classes but my school had some weird mandatory counseling with tard wranglers instead of break/lunch). Landed myself plenty of friends and a gf. However, I kind of suck at interviews when they pull an unusual question out of their ass because I usually have to think a lot before I talk.
Now I'm a pharmacist because of a shitty meme video game.
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>>38526662
>talk like how someone would talk in a speech check
I've played about 150 hours of New Vegas and it's probably my favourite game and I still have no idea what you mean by that, care to give an example?
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>>38526711
Just use terrifying presence and you will get far irl, anon.
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>>38526711
>back in school after a fencing competition (true robot sport btw) after winter break, its junior Olympics so I have a shirt with list of participants
>oneitis: Is your name on the shirt?
>My default response: yeah, turns around and points it out to her
>My 100 speech response: Yeah it is, I bet you can't find it
>10 mins of her running her hands down my back while giggling
Didnt get with her though because not chad tho
Name a better drunk than beer drunk.
Pro tip:you probably can
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>>38526585
Moonshine fucked up drunk
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Vodka for sure
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Wine drunk is my favorite drunk. I slug a bottle of decent shit and I'm not too drunk, but I just wanna flirt with hoes and talk to people
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Redpill me on Lucifer 2017-07-21 08:22:16 Post No.38526564
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i hear he was permabanned from heaven, but why?
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>>38526564
because when god created Adam he ordered the angels and demons to bow to him, everyone did except lucifer who disrespected adam, whom was created from mud (and satan was made from fire), so he was banned from heaven desu.
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>>38526718
wow that sounds tame
i thought he committed murder or embezzeled large amounts of money or something.
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>>38526564
Lucifer is a OC donut steel fanfic character that became popular with Paradise Lost. He was a angel that got pissed at God for being a tyrant, so he started a revolution, but lost and got thrown into hell, where the takes up the name of "Satan" (adversary, to show he is 'against' God). He doesn't show up in the Bible at all.
Satan in the bible is an entirely diferent character (altough later peole confuse them as being the same being, the Devil), an angel (or maybe multiple angels) who have the function of testing and judging humans, and tries to show God that they can't be trusted and how easy it is to lead them alway from the path. He is also described as a dragon, and is supposed to be the dude that comes fuck shit up during the apocalypse.
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I've never watched any anime and I'm bored af. Gimme something to watch.
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Berserk 1997
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>>38526537
Legend of the Gay Homos
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Bleach is cool in the beginning. Dude with big sword runs around killing skull monsters, what's not to love? Also big titties
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WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 2017-07-21 08:18:50 Post No.38526499
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WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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2017-07-21 08:18:50
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>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DO YOU ASK PEOPLE FOR HELP THEN GHOST ME WHEN I TRY TO HELP YOU!?
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS?!
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS AND HELP SOMEONE OUT
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>wry
>jotarou
kys
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>>38526515
his name is jojo
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>>38526499
are you okay senpai your autism is showing desu
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Do teen girls really practice kissing on each other?
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Yes.
They also think it's funny to tease each other with ass/tit grabbing, cuddle with each other, greet each other playfully by tickling the nape of the neck or ear, etc.
Girl world is gay as fuck.
if you gender bent the average girl and her experiences, everyone would make fun and call her a total fag.
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>>38526496
What do you think girls do at sleepovers?
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>>38527515
I think they experiment sexually.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/6ojlg6/fat_samus_after_a_year/
Anyone else hate fat shamers who justify themselves with the "it's not healthy" argument. The reason you attack fat people has nothing to do with health, it's simply superficial. It's unappealing in your eyes so you attack them, It's no different than mocking ugly or short people
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>>38526398
>short people
>people
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>>38526398
All those comments pretending momokun was ugly back then. Fucking faggots the lot of them, she was at the perfect level of thiccness
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>>38526451
>All those comments pretending momokun was ugly back then.
There, meant to greentext the first sentence.
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This Chad has a qt polish gf; why don't you?
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>>38526342
Ross is certainly not a chad. He lives with his polish GF and never goes out because he doesn't really speak polish, said that in one of his live chats.
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Since when does Ross have a gf? Proof? I don't believe you.
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>>38527083
Still has a gf
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Fat black and ugly, dick the size of a thumb. Semi successful comedian, not rich. So unhealthy he died of diabetes. What's your excuse?
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>>38526304
He is dead? what if the one who died was YOU? I think I am dead, could be.
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>>38526304
>dick the size of a thumb
source?
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>>38526304
>Semi successful comedian
dude was a legend
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Daily reminder that this is what the average 4chan/r9k user looks like.
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>>38526216
>btards fucking look like this
>fucking /b/
Neck yourself homo
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who /1%/
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>>38526216
Sure think bruh.
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>Anon, can you go in and buy me some cigarettes?
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Some random teen girls actually asked me that once
I refused them and i'll refuse you
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>>38526195
im pretty sure that this thing is a man,desu...
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id buy her some smokes if she could help me get some sweet sweet smack. im all outta sources. her epic trainspotting quote mirror points to that she might have some yummies for me.
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Why are white people so obsessed with traps?
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they aren't. it's a nice group of losers that frequent 4chan
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It's just people on 4chan and its brother Reddit. IRL folks who've never seen anime traps know trannies look like shit because they actually go outside.
This guy is 22, but looks older, and lives in the same city as me.
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>>38526050
very ugly peepee, not femine
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What's Wrong With Being a "Manchild" and "Nerd?" 2017-07-21 07:54:50 Post No.38526029
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What's Wrong With Being a "Manchild" and "Nerd?"
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It's one thing to be a loser with no job/career, smells like shit, fat as fuck, etc. but I've come across people who make fun of me for still playing video games, collecting miniatures and cards, despite holding down a steady job and dating semi-regularly.
Even a couple girls I've dated have judged me for it. I'm starting to think I should stop caring what they think and just surround myself with people who are like me. My friend is a total bro and likes my 40k army list, but when my relatives come over, they laugh at me for it.
When I probe them for an explanation as to why, they always say "just because" , I am never given a real reason. It just is socially acceptable and that's that. I hate people who blindly adhere to every mainstream social custom.
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it's because space marines are literally the most autistic 40k army, OP
jk but really I get this too. every gf I've ever had has made fun of my nerdy hobbies but I find it's just as easy to make fun of dumb girly shit like youtube celebs. even from people at the hobby shop recently. it seems like tabletop is out and magic is in
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If someone mocks you for your hobbies they aren't worthy of your time and energy.
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>>38526029
>I probe them for an explanation
Keep doing this op. It asserts alphaness. Like when people say trump is racist, ask how. Then just tear down their argument.
Stand your ground and be confident. They'll realize they're the ones being stupid. Confidence is such a strong too I made a guy feel defensive for liking skinny girls because he knows I prefer big ones. He was like "well, skinny girls can be hot too"
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A 13 year old that is completely in love with me invited me over. I am 100% sure her dad's away. I am fighting with myself. Any encouragement to refuse?
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>>38525722
Do it, keep it to masturbate only
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She wan's to watch American Pie. Jesus Christ anons. help me I am thinking with my dick here
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>>38525851
Anime does not equal RL anon. Don't go at all, or risk jail and a permanent record.
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Where do you go to do romantic/erotic roleplay with people?
I used to useOmeglebecause it was random, 1-on-1, anonymous, and took no investment, which made it the least embarrassing, but unfortunately it was also awful and it would take on average an hour just to find a remotely interested partner, and longer to find someone I could mesh with well, and even longer to find someone who would actually want to do an ongoing story with me and continue talking with me, so I stopped doing it at some point. Now there's so many bots it seems it's just not worth the time at all.
I'm starting to crave doing it again to help stave off the loneliness, but every single roleplay site seems so fucking gay and based around shitty fandoms, and I would rather be able to spontaneously come up with and be exposed to new prompts, however shitty, and be guaranteed to at least match with somebody by random chance, rather than putting a stale character on display publicly in a community I don't want to be a part of and having no one ever message me.It's made infinitely harder by that I'm very vanilla and I don't like fandoms.Surely there are some robots that do/have done this.
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Bumping a topic of great importance.
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I just do it on discord with friends I've met through 4chan.
It would be nice to find someone to get real with though. Like, issuing orders that I actually follow irl for them. I've had that before a few times, one relationship in particular was amaaaazing.
Everyone wants to just roleplay though...
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I go to roleplaychat dot org. It's filled with traps/futa/ shemales, but a pretty good amount of girls, too.