Fat black and ugly, dick the size of a thumb. Semi successful

>>38526304

He is dead? what if the one who died was YOU? I think I am dead, could be.

>>38526304
>dick the size of a thumb
source?

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>>38526304
>Semi successful comedian
dude was a legend

>>38526304
Patrice had a small dick? Btw he was tall and extroverted, being fat and ugly is canceled out by that

A skinnyfat manlet like me can't reach his level

>>38526375
He had a podcast where he would joke about the size of his penis often. I couldn't find an exact source but he's admitted to having a small dick.

>>38526431
He was a legend to comedy fans but if you weren't a comedy fan, you didn't know him. You sure know Jerry Seinfeld or Louis CK or Kevin Hart though because you see them on everything. If you wanted to see Patrice O'Neal, you had to go watch him perform.

>>38526304
>>38526529
well he was black, so small means about 7 inches

>>38526432
Another excuse? You really think being tall and extroverted cancels out being fat and ugly and having a small dick?

>>38526529
He said it was average. "Not the dick that I should have." He said his girl and other girls said it was nice but he wanted one that struck fear in their hearts.

>>38526587
It was the mentality that he approached women with. He said that he was a fat and ugly motherfucker so he had to learn to get girls.

>>38526304
nothing except laziness and mental issues desu

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Post patrice clips that gets 4chan mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn811v9XZqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI

>>38526304
I'm not as funny or interesting as a semi successful comedian.

>>38526556
I saw him on Premium Blend CC in the late 90s... dude had HBO specials and was on Opie and Anthony all the time back in the day

your underage sure is showing though

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>>38526304
balding ginger faggot can do it? why cant you r9k?

>tall

why do you even make these posts

you know its always height

try being an unfunny black ugly manlet

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>>38526558
Or maybe it means the size of a thumb.

>>38527058
Did you watch the video? That's basically 5inches. If he lost weight he could easily be 6.5

>>38527357
You're a black dick apologist.

>>38527410
Maybe because I have one ;)

I'm overweight and have a sixer. Losing weight would easily put me at 7. Not saying there aren't small black dicks out there. I'm no pornstar and my girth is average.

>>38527464
Alright bro. You do you

>>38527464
I'm white and have 7 inches.

>>38526789
Exactly, so why can't we all do it?

>>38526879
Exactly, he's known to comedy fans but not to non comedy fans is my point.

>>38527585
You can. Getting laid is not that hard.

>>38527585
Probably because we fear rejection and are lazy. We just need to knock out a few rejections and build up some thick skin for it. I'm saying this but haven't done it. I really need to get on it.

>>38526895
He's gonna be deported soon, he's in the US illegally.

>>38527608
but to call him unsuccessful is literally retarded. any comedian worth half his salt would tell you Patrice was a legend.. and he made money from being on TV and movies.. he was by no means unsuccessful just because he isn't on "kevin hart level"

>>38526304
status probably

certified original comment.

this describe me but im not a comedian and my dick is slightly less than 6 inches

>>38526304
he had a pretty "alpha" mentality from what I've seen. not sure though.

>>38527863
It's not even totally being an "alpha". He advocates for men to follow thier own happiness and stop with the bullshit filters.

>>38527686
Where did I call him unsuccessful? I called him semi successful. He was famous in the comedy community but outside of that, he wasn't really known.

>>38527686
Basically, if you walked up to the average woman with a picture of Patrice and asked her who he was, do you think she would know? Now show her a picture of Chris Rock. Would she know him?

>>38528233
if that's not totally being alfalfa than what is?

>>38528462
i thought the alpha meme included dominating/intimidating others?

>>38528498
I mean considering how respected he was in the comedy community, I'd say he did that quite well.

>>38526304
nigga looks like D-Von Dudley

>>38526304
dude shut your whore mouth, Patrice was talented & funny af

>>38528604
Did I say he wasn't? I'm talking about how he LOOKS, not about how funny he was. He was big and below average looking and he knew it.

>>38526431
patrice oneal was one of the greatest comics of all time

>>38528559
Yeah but he did that just by "being himself" he wasn't like, putting on a persona.

He always advocated people be righteous with their methods.

>>38529154
are you implying that "being yourself" is a bad thing? I'd rather the phrase "being authentic", or "being real", just to say.

>>38526304
I really miss Patrice but if he were alive today and saw the stupid shit happening he'd probably die from it

>>38529415
Thanks. I wasn't thinking of any other way to put it.

Just don't filter yourself because you fear reprisal from some whore.

>>38529497
The guy would have a heart attack after seeing this whole tranny acceptance nonsense

>"YOU. ARE. A. MAN. OKAY? Putting on a DRESS and MAKEUP and calling yourself a woman does NOT make you a WOMAN!"