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can anyone tell me how to change the brightness on my shitty laptop with windows 7? ive spent literally hours looking and researching around on this slow piece of shit i used to find the option easy as fuck now its literally gone and ive looked through so much technical shit

i seriously fucking hate computers. I need a fucking 4 year degree just to turn down the brightness fuck this piece of shit i want a mac but im poor. why cant poor people technology be easy too?

ive been fucking with this for hours while this thing burns out my retinas fuck this laptop
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>>38630495
>right click
>personalize
That's all I remember, it's been years since I used windows 7
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>>38630495
fuck this thing im throwing it in the trash somehow updating my drivers fucked the whole resolution of the screen it wont go back and now i cant change my brightness

fuck this piece of shit i'm not spending fucking 4 years at a college to learn how to use basic functions on this piece of shit. This is why apple is winning. This is why computers are dead and macs and iphones rule the world.

i shouldnt have to be an asian college god to use a fucking computer
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>>38630543
theres no brightness option there either this thing is fucking useless

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>joking told girl I know I'd pay her $50 to sit on my face in her underwear for 15 minutes
>she's actually willing to do it
My dream will come true.
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Won't you suffocate OP? Seems like a dumb way to die.
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>>38630494
Describe her, OP. Is she cute?
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well, hopefully this is your first step toward the normie life.

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Even if mass killings of Jewish "civilians" occurred during the second world war, it doesn't bother me at all. The only way mankind will ever be healthy again is if we exterminate every last Jewish parasite. It might not be pretty, but it needs to be done. Adolf Hitler's only downfall was that he was too kind and gentle. Deporting the Jewish population could have never solved our problems. They can corrupt and control from a distance, with middle men. Don't mistake me for believing in the gas chamber hoax. It would have been much more efficient to quarantine them from the general population, gun them down and bury them.

Who here /RWDS/?
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>>38630469
I agree. Fuck kikes.
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>>38630469
I agree. Fuck kikes originally.
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Though they may be human shaped, they have no trace of common human morality in their souls. Marxist terror during and following the (((Russian))) revolution is proof of this. Over sixty million Ukrainians dead.

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>fapped twice in on day again
guilt and fatigue will ravage me for days now, fuck
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>mfw can't help but fap 3 times a day
>mfw makes me feel shitty and gross
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>>38630460
>twice in one day

that's just normal weekend days wtf are you catholic or something you stupid jew
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>>38630460
I thought I was the only one.

>accidentally nut early in the day
>wait impatiently for night/sleep so I can get the day behind me
>fap again in the meantime
>feel like I got hit by a truck the next morning

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>Wake up
>Enter bathroom
>See this

What do?
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>>38630433
unironically lick all their feets
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What the fuck are Spider Man and Mary Jane doing in your bath tub bro
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>>38630433
Fuck
Origonalio

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The only reason I haven't offed myself yet is because I know that I will inevitably receive an inheritance in the millions.

This past week, my parents wired money through my bank account in such a way as to reduce their tax burden. This past week, over 100k$ passed in and out of my bank account in specific patterns.

This isn't the only time something like this has happened. I once found a lockbox containing 200k$ in cash in my house. I couldn't fucking believe it. I told my dad, and I said that whatever you guys are doing, you should hide that money in a better spot. I was gobsmacked when he told me that there was actually another lockbox around the house with x3 as much. My mom was making 500k a month at times before the 2008 financial crisis. She owned a finance firm, managing 50 employees. That's not even counting what my dad does.

My parents are rich. I'm not. I'm poor. I have less than 400$ to my name. I have severe social anxiety and despite my formal educational success, I've been rejected in the work-world, because it's never about what you actually do, but how others perceive you.

The entire reason that I push myself forward in life and study the things that I study is because I know that my parents will inevitably die, and I will receive my inheritance. That's literally it. I know how to invest and manage real estate, paper assets, etc.

I will never make as much money as my parents did. I don't think that I'll ever see that much money in my bank account by my own accord, ever. Not until my parents die. The feelings that seeing all that money elicited such an intense range of emotions within me. What struck me the most is just the feeling of renewed resolve to keep living. Just knowing how many numerous ways I could truly live my life.

Instead of focusing on mindfulness and minimalism, I could live a hedonistic life. Instead of being trapped, I could be free.

I will wait my turn, no matter how many years, so help me god.
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What would you do if when they die, they donate it all to charity?
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>>38630401

You're going to piss away that money incredibly fast so may as well kys now
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Your parents could live till they're 100.

Have fun waiting until you're 75 years old to collect the inheritance.

>be me
>European student in america
>in pharmacy
>american pharmacies sell snacks, soft drinks, ice cream, liquor and cigarettes
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>need to buy some toothbrush
>woman in blue shirt slowly struts down the aisle in a very bossy, authoritive kind of way
>ask her if she works here
>she looks at me confused and says no
>mfw she was wearing headphones
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never seen a pharmacy that sold snacks...they're usually inside of a larger store that might sell food though
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>>38630348
Are you from America? Every major pharmacy like Walgreens, Rite Aid, or CVS has huge snack stashes. They're my go to snack stations
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>>38630424
Pretty much this, every time I get deodorant, toothpaste, etc I also get pizza bagels.

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Is there anything better than pigging out on a pizza when you're a single, lonely male in your 20s?
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>>38630298
yeah pussy
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>>38630298
I'm with you, OP. I wish I had some pizza right now.
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Buying an AR-15 at a reasonable price and then spending the next few years becoming proficient with it.

No matter what happens you get the final say. Some people fear the coming storm.

I welcome it.

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>whenever a black girl acts like a condescending smartass towards you, it means she likes you
Anyone else noticed this?
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2 different black chicks I work with act this way with me. They're both about 2 - 5 years older than me. I think so cause they're always eyeing me and asking me about personal stuff outside of work stuff.
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>>38630277
And we're expected to understand this and perceive it as normal.

If a jock faggot were to go up to a woman and talk down to her, the world would be in uproar.

Doesn't help that black women are basically the bottom of the barrel anyways
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hahahaha this is sorta true, depends on the person though

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>"Hey anon, wanna go out to the club tonight?"
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>>38630244
Why are you wearing panties without pants to the club?

Is Tyrone coming?
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Do I look like a normalfag to you? I'm wearing fucking autism shoes.
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>>38630256
>"Oh I'm still getting ready, I won't be wearing panties at the club anon ;)"

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Remember, if he had offed himself, nobody would have even known or cared.

By killing normies, he made the world care.
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>>38630243
Yes, he did. His only problem was killing his roommates and not actually killing a bunch of fucking retarded normies.
Good luck cunts, Shoot up whatever you want
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>>38630243

Elliot is a saint.
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>>38630243
What does that matter after he's dead?

C-could you guys record yourselfs crying or sobbing?
Its a turn on of mine
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Please get help.

oreo,
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>>38630172
will you pay me
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>>38630172
i'm not crying right now so that's not really an option

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This thread is only for enlightened robots.
You may only post in this thread if:
>you're a virgin
>you've given up on sex
>you've given up on women
>you plan to become a wizard

So now that we have weeded out the fake robots, let's talk my wizard friends. Feel free to answer any or all of the questions.
>How old are you?
>Do you attend University or work?
>if you go to uni, what's your major?
>What are your hobbies?
>Plan to pick up any new hobbies?
>Short term goals?
>Long term goals?
>What anime do you watch? (I need a recommendation)
>What's been bugging you lately?
Feel free to discuss any other random topics.
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OP Here, these are my answers

I'm 18.

I attend a State University during the week and work at a movie theatre on weekends.

I'm not sure what I'm majoring in, considering Architecture desu.

My hobbies include weight training, browsing 4chan, watching anime, playing vidya, and running.

A new hobby I plan to pick up is playing the guitar, I just bought one for a couple hundred and it will ship on Friday.

My short term goals are to finish the summer semester at my uni with A's, and to get into the habit of going to the gym 6 times a week.

My long term goals are to graduate with a Master's or even a PhD in something and to buy a comfy house for myself near a big city but close to nature as well. And to visit Japan.

I watch anime, and I loved Hunter x Hunter and Death Note. Please give me a recommendation on what to watch.

What's been bugging me lately is the loneliness. I have two robot friends but I barely see them because they attend community college and I'm so damn busy with school and work all the time. Also if I don't masturbate like 5 times a day I get very distracted and irritated and it's just frustrating the hell out of me.
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>>38630147
Yo I'm 26 and dropped out of EE for health reasons.
I like fitness, so far all I do is running but I'm gonna drive 5 hours later this week to meet a guy I've known from videogames and I'm gonna get some weights he's not using.
Gonna chairforce it up once my laser eye surgery is a year old, cos that's a rule.
I'm alright no real complaints.

You wanna watch sakamoto desu ga.
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>How old are you?
27
>Do you attend University or work?
I'm in training for a new job. Was a NEET the last few years until this opportunity came along.
>if you go to uni, what's your major?
I majored in English lit when I was in college (I graduated a few years ago).
>What are your hobbies?
Anime, reading (fantasy), video games, writing erotic fiction, browsing 4chan.
>Plan to pick up any new hobbies?
I've been dabbling in bird watching and writing stuff besides erotica.
>Short term goals?
Complete this training program so I can be gainfully employed.
>Long term goals?
Move into my own place, buy a bunch of book shelves so I have a place to keep all my books and manga instead of having to store them in boxes.
>What anime do you watch? (I need a recommendation)
Tons of stuff seasonally for the last few years. My favorites this season are Tsurezure Children, Isekai Shokudou, and Made in Abyss. Watching about 20 series altogether though. Thought that once I started this training thing, which is 5 days a week, 7 hours a day, I wouldn't be able to watch as much anime, but so far I haven't had any problems watching my usual 20+ shows at a time since it averages out to only a few per day.
>What's been bugging you lately?
Lots of mice in the house, been trying to get rid of them for a while with traps but there's so many. I miss my cat, why did she have to die ;_;

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How the fuck can femoids have depression? What do they have to be depressed about?
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FUCKING FEMOIDS REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38630115
probably met you
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>>38630115
>What do they have to be depressed about?
Stacey gets more attention from Chad than her

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What's the point of getting a girlfriend?
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>>38630034
Ideally, a girlfriend is a girl that you enjoy spending time with.
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To fill the void
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to get her pregnant, any other answer is meme shit

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