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>>38653887
Regularity is healthy. Maye you're eating better now that your not in your early 20s or a teenager.

>>38653936
but l hate it

>>38653887
>he isnt /noshit/

>>38653863
That's some fucking awkward ass kissing lad.

>>38653863
So you realized just now OP that women are whores who will fuck anything.
Welcome to life i guess.

>>38653863
I fucking knew homeless dudes that would suck cock on the regular for money/drugs

5 bucks this girl got the herp

carrots are fucking delicious, as ive gotten lazier ive also started eating healthier.
I just keep a sack of potatoes in my cupboard and then microwave one when im hungry, sometimes i cant even finish them because i was just eating out of boredom.

>>38653826
I only have 2 meals a day with plenty of water included. I've become lean in the 5 days.

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>tfw allergic to vegetables

Probably, if you would stay in your room or whatever, since you wouldn't be talking to them

Play DotA 2 loudly

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>>38653870
But I don't play DotA, and I don't want to be obnoxious because then they'll hate me

No, I watched it in a point of my life where I've become completely apatheic.

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Didn't really get depressed, I was mostly laughing. Laughing with her though, not at her

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>tfw didn't even realize this was a comedy until reading the reviews because i related so much..

>>38653738
Kek'd, autistic confidence is my favorite thing.

>>38653738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ureUMyy_yE

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Hahaha
>girl next to me says im cool
>i say im not two times after she tried to prey on my insecurities
>guy asks why i did that as if i am some sirt of lunatic
>shrug them off
Mfw roastie tactics didnt work.

>>38653734
Carpet beetles mostly I suspect. Unless you're embalmed. Then it's probably mostly fungi and bacteria.

>>38653734
Next door

I am going to hell to serve my lord. Idk where you'll go, probably just go back to being unmolded energy in the void,going into a random plant or animal. Kind of like being reborn except it may or may not even happen.

>>38653675
>Children of Men is coming true
>White men almost certainly did this to themselves turning the world into an unlivable nightmare
>Blaming everyone else immediately, like clockwork
Do white men ever take responsibility for anything?

xenoestrogens and atrazine are what cause it

>>38655205
Who are these xenoestrogens and atrazines?

Isn't the word "fuccboi" supposed to be some borrowed nigger term that women use to describe men

Roastie equivalent is tiny dick my guy

>Do they have the equivalent of "Roastie" for men?

I guess the equivalent would be "neckbeard" or "manchild".

Not an exact equivalent but sort of along similar lines.

w-what is this
wtf

there are no chads in asia

>>38653626
w-what the fuck is going on in China?
I heard things are bad but jesus.

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>>38653469
>Tfw you have a stammer problem

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>>38653469
How has nobody developed a centralized platform where people can be matched with no-skill jobs? This would no doubt be easier on companies too. You could just make an account, fill out a 1 time application/resume and get a 1 time background check and you can be matched with any local businesses for no-skill jobs.

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>>38653538
That sounds like a pretty good idea champ! With all the time you spend on the computer there, I'd assume you know the thing from back to front. Make a website on your spare time and have that little trump card in your back pocket when you're telling the manager you're the right man for the job! Remember to give him a firm handshake and maintain eye contact!

You should get out. I'm a bussercuck and the dishpit is fucking disgusting. At least you have a dishwashing machine, right? Just load em up on those plastic trays and send them through.

>>38653466
>Just load em up on those plastic trays and send them through.

i need to rub the plates/let them in the water before i load them in the dishwasher most of the time, not only that but theres the shit from the kitchen i gotta take care of too. and then i got not a whole lot of space to pile the dishes, it's always fulll and i got no time to put them in their actual place in the kitchen. fucking hell man.

if you dont have any thoughts of becoming a cook, you need to get the fuck out and find a place with prospects.
You could probably negotiate a higher wage and stay as a dishwasher, but if you want to make the most money you're going to have to become a cook.
Even if thats not the case eventually they'll start making you do both.

>>38653424
Well you did a shitty thing. You feel bad, so you still have morals. Congrats anon!

>>38653438
Left her with blue balls to, she was expecting a thick ass in her dms afterward

Give her a picture of your ass thicc ass. If she calls you out tell them you identity as a woman or are transgender.

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>>38653421

I feel ya anon. Poor bastards will see their bloodline die before their eyes because of one weak link. It's sad.

I had a vasectomy so my bloodline ain't going nowhere.

>>38653421
>parents still talk about potential grandchildren
They're retarded then. It's their fault anyway. It's them who raised you. Especially your father obviously failed. Weak men shouldn't have kids anyway. It only creates another bitter incels.

>>38653325
Is this a threat? Why are you threatening me?

>>38653345

Because you exist...

that is why

You can't do shit.