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Can we get a name and some contact info, she's kind of cute.

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>>38729430
>Can we get a na...
leave newfag desu

>>38729541
How does he not know the biggest whore on the internet lmao

fasting, running, working out in general, and if you can't eat clean just kys already.

>>38729378
Yes. Those are the only two options: either exactly the diet you've been eating up until this point, or nothing whatsoever.

Just fucking

>Walk
>Eat right
>MOVE YOUR FUCKING BODY
>Get an exercise bike
>Running will kill you
>Don't trust the runners
>Just go on a nice very long hike

>>38729354
>claims to be depressed
>takes care of his appearance
no

>>38729381
If you put this level of effort into your life and appearance and still ended up a kissless virgin, you'd be depressed too.

>>38729354
They have something else going for them. They're either hot or rich as well as suicidal.

>>38729353
WHAT WAS UNDER IT?!

>>38729367
if you don't clean your keyboard on a daily basis, see for yourself

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>>38729367
hair, grime, shit, moldy food, cum, and other nasty shit

>>38729221
is it weird that I thought picrelated to be a vag for a moment?

>>38729238
what? f*cking weirdo

>>38729238
I thought that too its okay anon

>he thinks being /fit/ will give him confidence and happiness
>he thinks getting a job will grant him a gf

We could go on forever

>he thinks that if he were confident he will get a gf
>he thinks that people are just shy of talking to him

What a wonderful day to want to die.

>>38729213
Losing weight definitely helps your confidence, as does taking care of your appearance. Not to mention that you just feel better when you're a healthy weight.

>>38729172
No you're not. You're frogposting on /r9k/. You're also lying. Lying isn't cool, frogposter.

>>38729172
Yeah frogposter. Stop lying.

stupid lying frogposter

I'd rather be a handsome jerk.

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>>38729160
What do I do when I start getting cones? It's already happening.

>>38729214
try serms, e.g. Raloxifene

>>38729136
I think most of humanity knows this feel. It's a known psychological phenomenon where people (especially old people) tend look back on the past with fondness, conveniently forgetting all the shitty times. I forget the name of it though.

Because in hindsight the uncertainty factor is gone. Looking back I know that even though I was in a similar place that was as bad as it was gonna get. There was no fear of some random event happening.
My past offers me stability. It makes sense and I know what's going on back there.
Up here every day is exactly the same, but it might not be. Things might get worse, they frequently do. In fact that's the trend in my life, things get worse over time.
So even if it was shitty back then it wasn't as shitty.

I have pre internet nostalgia.

Even normies seem to be impacted in regards to socialising due to extensive internet usage.

I want to go back to a time where it was simple and people knew how to talk to each other.

I guess I have to move to a country town or something to experience that again.

>>38729124
i can spin like 3 pen tricks. it impresses the normies but that's really it

I have really good aim in games but im too lazy to practice anything else so im shit

>>38729705
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play csgo you literally just need aim to have a decent rank

>>38729100
I've actually started using Linux because of the show. I find it gave me a good incentive to try those basic Linux wargames.

I'm hoping the third season will strip back a bit and be more like the first; focus on Elliot, his struggles with his relationships, more time behind a terminal, and less artsy scenes that move in an entirely different direction than I thought the show was gonna take.

>>38729100
you are a 15 year old kid with an iq of 95 hahahahaha please kill yourself and get off this board

>hurr durr depressed loner always on his pc
>but also has tons of sex and drugs lmao

How to break the immersion from the very first episode

i'm not mentally ill

just use your asspussy

>>38729406
complicated :(

>>38729070
I wish I wasn't still going.in all honesty

>>38729047
Bump pls guise im a very desperate

>>38729047
Buy a fleshlight. Once you disgust a girl there is no way out. The only way to redeem yourself is to take a leave of absence for 2 years and come back less retarded.

how fucked up were the gifs, or was the girl just easily offended? If she actually likes you she won't stop completely talking to you because you sent some weird shit- make sure you clarify it was a joke though. that pigi is very cute, but i would also just try apologising rather than spam her with cute gifs. say something like: 'I am very sorry for sending you those fucked up gifs (I just thought they were funny- but thats probably because i am an idiot lol). Anyway I drew this pigi for you to apologise, pls forgive me :))'

The last remaining females that are virgins will lose them their first year of college. The only girls other than that will be underaged. Here is also a protip for religious virgins. If she is not married by 20 she will not be a virgin. I 100% promise you.

>>38729034
Then you're an idiot. That meme was invented by robots and /pol/lacks to feel better about having to buy a third world bride instead of naturally attracting one.

>>38729034
If you want a virgin the only way you are getting one is by getting a high school girl or one that just graduated. There are no other ways to get one. The 1960s destroyed all sexual morality.

>>38729018
1488 white qt are best

>>38729018
You can always post tits and a timestamp

That would make you useful

>>38729018
>tfw chad doesn't approach me and commit

summed up the only """(((feel)))""" womeme have