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Why porn fucks our brains up so much? 2017-07-31 10:19:10 Post No.38752802
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Why porn fucks our brains up so much? 2017-07-31 10:19:10 Post No.38752802
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Why porn fucks our brains up so much?
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2017-07-31 10:19:10
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Say how that is issue with me for instance:
>watches porn growing up
>the dream is to fuck hundreds of femals in all possible ways
>gets to fuck a fist and a cheap fleshlight
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>>38752802
Well you don't have to be condemned to fucking a fist. But yes, porn does mess with your mind in ways you don't realise on the surface. It is kind of toxic, unless you can be aware of it and not think too deep into it.
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Yeah it turned me gay as hell.
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porn doesnt do anything, stfu retard. You think you can survive in this time and in this world where women started showing off their every attractive part?
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Hey /b/. My girl posted this to her facebook. It's her and her colleague. I met the guy and he's a cool dude but I'm not too sure..
Should I be worried?
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>>38752788
wow he's so odd looking
also what the fuck is the point of this post
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That nigga gay as fuck
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Hey, \d\. My cat posted this to her Facebook. It's her and her collie. I met the guy and he's a cool dog but I'm not too sure..
Should I be worried?
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What are the r9k approved pizza toppings?
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Peanut butter, jelly, and anchovies.
Any other toppings are normie trash that make you deserving of being burned alive.
Pineapple is acceptable.
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>>38752669
cheese
robotpsls
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pepperoni and onions
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I'm always really mean online, and I don't even know why.
How to spread good vibes and cutepost?
Do I need to change my personality and opinions, or is it just a habit?
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please help uwu
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>Don't ask new fags for advice
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>>38752700
Why did I green text just don't ask newfags for advice
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>go to the movies
>excited to finally see spiderman:homecoming
>get there 20 mins prior
>buy popcorn
>sit down at my comfortable chair
>start doing my popcorn counting
>stacey walks in after 15 mins
>"accidentally" shoves me knocking down my popcorn
>not enough time to do my popcorn counting now
>start screaming at her
>they pull me out
fuck normies
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>>38752614
I'd "accidentally" shove you too, frogcancer.
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They have autism screenings you know.
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>>38752614
fake and gay. you wouldn't get past the no-singles policy
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I just scared away the only girl who ever loved me. I was paranoid about her online interactions because of shit I saw on this website. I didnt trust her enough, but I still trusted her more than anyone else. I wanted to marry her. When she broke up I told her I was going to come over on the weekend still so I could see her and she told me not to, but I persisted. She told me I was terrifying her with my persistance. I not only offended and hurt her but I scared her. What monster am I for making the people I love feel nothing for me but terror? I don't know what to do with myself. I have work in fifty minutes and I don't know how to get through the day. I want to fucking kill myself but I am too pussy and I don't want my parents to be depressed about me. I already cut off every form of contact with her, but I hope that she texts me in the next week even though I know it wont happen. I have nothing to look forward to now. I'm hopeless and alone. I've given up so much to this gay earth and it keeps taking more away.
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>>38752605
You did the right thing. She was probably a cheating whore. She's terrified because she's shocked and scared that you saw through her so easily and she knows you were right. Otherwise she wouldn't react this way, she'd bad sad and hurt but still willing to talk to you.
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>>38752659
I know this is an ironic comment but she was oretty great and I don't think she would have cheated. I was worried about hypotheticals and I think ahead way too much about things that don't matter
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>>38753049
Too bad for you, faggot. Nobody wants a clingy, insecure, pathetic partner who is accuses them of shit they didn't do and doesn't give them space.
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convince me not to buy the smallest available chastity cage for my freshly shaven baby dick, lock it up indefinitely, order the thickest vibrating prostate massager from a local sex shop, and sit on it while deepthroating a huge rubber cock, wearing stockings, high heels, a thong, sports bra and listening to sissy sph recordings
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you shouldn't do it because it's pointless and takes some effort and money?
do you really need any more than that?
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>>38752579
takes too much effort and money
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>>38752579
i'll convince you not to get high heels by saying that theyre fucking retarded and seem like a better idea than they actually are
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>Tfw 6'7
>Not a buff Chad so I look like a tall awkward stick
At least I-I'm that ugly
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>>38752570
Become buff and walk around intimidating normies. I'm trying to do this at 6'2" but that's not tall enough to become a walking tank.
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>>38752570
Meanwhile I'm 5'5" and 24 years old-
Embrace your tallness.
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>>38752763
Dude he's 6 foot fucking 7. He's not going to be able to get buff unless he takes steroids
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What is the greatest accomplishment of your life, robots?
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>>38752559
I learned to drive
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>>38752559
I had a bowel movement today.
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>>38752559
I haven't killed myself yet so I consider that an accomplishment.
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who /nightowl/ here?
Its 4:30 AM right now and I dont feel even close to drowsiness. I have to spend an hour in bed just to even think of sleeping and I sleep till late afternoon if undisturbed.
Fuck this computer it really does fuck over my circadian rhythm.
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>>38752419
Nope, extreme early bird. Between 4-6 am is when I normally wake up.
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>>38752470
hi mom im trying to sleep please stop brewing coffee and banging pots and pans at 5 AM sharp
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>>38752419
I used to be but then I got a job, you smelly NEET.
It'll be better once they start up the nightshift again.
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>Oh, dearest Anon. You might want to get your blood checked out. I cannot date a human man with this level of iron in him.
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I'm not a human, though, I'm a parasite.
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>>38752400
Looks like you will have to feed on me another way, now get on your knees and start sucking, I haven't got all day.
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is this some kind of RP?
thats kinda hot desu
*takes clothes off*
?
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I really need the meme where somebody put the COD incel guy as doom guy on this picture.
sonebodies gotta have it.
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google image search "doom elliot rogers"
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>>38752377
Here ya go my fellow guy in need
>>38752407
Capitalist loser spotted
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>>38752407
It wasn't Eliot Rodgers. I'm sure it was the guy on the right
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Hello fellow robots. I have a bit of a problem. I have a weight gain fetish and I am disgusted by my self for it. I fantasize about being fed till imobile and never having to move. I am disgusted by my self for it and have no idea how to shake it. I have tried getting bored of it but It is one of those things you develop in childhood when it isn't even sexual so I won't go away. I just masturbated to this and I want to kill myself for it. I just want to be a little more normal. Please help me.
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>>38752303
i have a starvation fetish anon. I fantasize I'm kidnapped and the captors don't bother with food, and I go days and days without eating.
My fetish is hotter and more fashionable than yours so just change it
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>>38752303
well if you repress your sexuality it'll only get worse cause you can't jack off to it when you want to
look, everyone is a closet fucking serial killer but we all kind of just agree to not be that way in public so just say fuck it man and fuckin be yourself jack off to whatever
or maybe just kill yourself cause you're sexuality just doesn't go away
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>>38752303
Idk call me retarded BUT why would the dude in the picture need insulin shots which give him more insulin when he has mtn dew which increases your insulin levels. And this is assuninghe most likely has an unlimited supply of mtn dew
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ever since taking buspirone my dick feels like jelly and getting a boner is difficult
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>>38752267
good, one less thing to worryabout, do you still get horny? If not this might be hotfix for most robots
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>>38752267
Back when I was on buspirone and bupropion my dick was barely functional, I jerked off once every 3 or 4 months. I still got quite horny though, it was like torture.
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>>38752267
seems like you're in a bit of a "jam"
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>comic con tampa
>went with the anime club from the local college where I live
>group of about 8 people
>girl I had from math class last semester is there, along with her bf
>she's princess bubblegum
>first day of the con is normal, I got along really well with the group despite only knowing one one other person
>second day I meet up with bubblegum and some nerd orbiting her (not her bf)
>get the look from her, but I ignore it
>orbiter tells me he's in love with her and that he's been patiently waiting for her to break up with her bf
>pity.jpg
>we eventually come back to the whole group
>she wanted to hang around me all day
>bf visibly jealous but whatever hes just insecure
>bf goes into a panel or something so we all just walk around outside the convention
>me and her just end up walking away together
>we hear the group call our names but we keep walking away from them
>end up running around downtown tampa
>decide to play in the public fountains water things
>I pick her up and run into the spouts
>covered in her pink paint which has rubbed off onto me, we are both soaking wet
>fool around for a bit
>head back to the con, on the way her bf finds us and is visibly disgruntled
>I can't look him in the eye without smiling
>back at the convention everyone is angry at us because they kept calling and we didn't pick up
>her bf disappears from the group
>suddenly our chaperone asks us if we want to go home now
>the group votes to go, they seemed not so happy
>group reassemble and we find the bf
>he's literally vomitting
>she tells me he does that when he's really stressed
>it just keeps coming out
>guilt.png
>she breaks up with him on the drive home
>hits me up the next day for a booty call
Am I Chad now?
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It's a start. Sounds like her bf was a dick anyway. Go for itN
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>>38752244
If you didn't do it, some other guy was going to. Just remember, if she was willing to cheat on him, she will cheat on you. Just enjoy the sex for as long as possible.
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I want to FUCK Princess Bubblegum's vagine but first i want to 69 with her while her sweaty ass is right in my fucking face jesus christ holy fuck i want to sniff her goddamn ass and lick her pussy jesus christ i am horny.
if she was really real in real life existence i would pay like one THOUSAND dollar just to FUCK HER PUUSY right in the pussy to be quite fucking goddamn honest to be t b h FUCK