What is the greatest accomplishment of your life, robots?

>>38752559
I learned to drive

>>38752559
I had a bowel movement today.

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>>38752559
I haven't killed myself yet so I consider that an accomplishment.

>>38752559
Fucked up schooling, didnt take it seriously. Now I have eon salesman of the year twice in a multimillion firm. Also taking up classes to improve my grades and go to university when the time is right. Never to late brothers.

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>>38752559
I started a thread that got to the bump limit

>>38752559
Back in elementary school I got an award for being good at French. I think that was the only award I ever got

When I graduated university I was the first in my family to do so and my parents were proud.

i used to play piano growing up and got my music used in a local radio commercial when i was in middle school

as i grew older i started to get more and more anxiety about going outside and quit going to my lessons by high school, never touched a piano again.

Taught English in the Republic of Georgia and two other countries.

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>>38752559
Nothing anon
> I don't know how to drive I'm 25
> NEET
> dropped from college
> still living with my parents

>>38752559
Fathered 3 daughtera a nd learn how to make mac n cheetoh's.

>>38752559
So far - I managed to assemble few IKEA items, particularly a kitchen table, few chairs and a cabinet

And I believe this so far is as far as I get so far. So far I think

Gave birth to my son, got a $98k/ year salary, travlled etc

Trophies? Nada.

Became fit even though parents are obese and I legitimately like food more than sex. This is more important to me than my bachelors degree, career, or military experience.

got my dick sucked

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>>38752559
>stood up to stepmom to protect sister

I was talking to my dad on the phone a day or two ago, and he actually brought that one up as the first real turning point where I seemed like an adult to him. I've always been proud of it, but I didn't I didn't think anybody else really noticed or remembered it.

Also,
>7-years vegan and counting
As obnoxious as that is, I am kinda proud of it on some level I hide from people.

My mom and grandmom both dropped out of highschool and I made it to college. Dropped out in the end though.

>>38752559
>Mechanical engineering degree (technically in 1 month, but i'm done with exams and almost finished my thesis so i consider it done)
>Fit (cycling and/or running)
>Beat depression after nearly 5 years of hell
>Somewhat fluent in english (in a country in which a lot of people don't even know how to speak their own native language)
>Haven't touched alcool in years
>Never did drugs

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Conquered bipolar type 1, despite fucking every possible factor working against me.

>>38752559

a few years ago i quit smoking cold turkey after smoking a pack a day for 4 years straight. ive since lost contact with my old friends but i think some of them still havnt quit. and cigarettes in australia cost a fortune because of taxes.

>>38752559
I not only pulled 2 chicks WAY out of my league but managed to date them simultaneously for years. Hasn't cured my everything-else-wrong-with-me-syndrome yet but its definitely staved off the suicide i was heavily contemplating prior to this.

Nada de nada

>>38752559
surprisingly, still being in college.