Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1423. page

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>>38777392
>he said while posting an image that would be rounded up to 15

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>he doesn't rename his pictures

>>38777527
I'm too scared someone will search my filenames in archives and make fun of me for something stupid I said months ago to do that

at least with normal filenames you can deny it

>>38777363
Sad looking girls shoots up school while wearing heelys

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>>38777563
That's too elaborate of a request, to be honest.
Bring it down to like a 3.

told ya i was shit

Two dogs dking while anon is watching envious

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>>38777333
More recent pic after her game of thrones look wore off

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>>38777333
Looks like a trap hmmmmmmmmmm

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don't cheat on your gf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw5PqgPjIk4

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>>38777290
sigh, I miss childhood man

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Simpler times. Easier times. happier times

>>38777222
technically it's not wrong per se, as /pol/ accounts for 70 to 80% of the web traffic for 4chin.org

If only the gays and traps stayed on their containment board.

>>38777222
I don't visit /pol/ but there are clearly multiple containment boards on this site. /lgbt/ /mlp/ /pol/ are very obviously containment boards.

>walk in
>see her there alone
>immediately walk out

Def. yes and i 'd strike a conversation

>>38777182
Nah probably two machines down from her

I don't wanna look autistic and head to the opposite side of the room, but I'm not gunna sit right next to her and have her look at me wondering why I picked that one

Do you honestly think that just because you're white, Japanese women will want to fuck you? You're fucking retarded and overrating Japanese women.

>>38777252
He's probably thinking about going to soapland

>>38777157
>i just wanna go to Japan and get some pus pus
even if you go the manko isn't guaranteed

>>38777144
only if youre an alpha chad

Guy I know got his coffee with a number written on the cup by the barista, so it goes both ways.

If you have to ask: no.

>Is putting a person who's obligated by her work to be nice on the spot in public a good idea?

kek

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>>38777131
Because Chad is attractive and you're ugly.

>>38777131
People want Chad to do it

>>38777131
Don't show affection to girls until you've fucked them.
It's OK if she's your sister.

>>38777080
You're just not a robot. If you don't know the crippling feels of tfw no gf you can't call yourself one.

IMO yes. But live with it, maybe it will change later and until then at least you'll not feel as dragged around by your dick as most of us here.

>>38777113
you've got it wrong, this guy is the ultimate robot

she is just playing mind games with you. The only reason she gives you attention is because women feel attraction when you ignore them. Otherwise, you are just a beta orbiter to her. The second you go back to how things were, she will lose interest.

>>38777057
>>38777163
Basically this.

But this is a very unsatisfying end for you which will make it difficult to sever ties permanently. Say yes you can hang out. Invite her around. Get her shitfaced and try to fuck her. If she says no she'll be too shitfaced to remember. If she says yes you get to fuck her, you'll have that memory and you can move on and she won't remember.

I'd usually recommend what other anon says but it's clear you're still hung up on her. Do as I said. Don't do something similar. Don't go to a bar. That's all cuck shit. You need to invite her somewhere where you have complete control and can set the pace. If she says no just ghost her eternally.

Yeah, OP, everyone's a sociopath out there to get you, which is why you need to get them first. The world's all about getting, it's hard to see what you're not getting.

>>38776975
>he had a friend
Fuck off normalscum, have fun at your bestie's funeral, I'm sure it'll be a fucking riot

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>>38776975
rest in peace motorcycle man

>>38776975
>not a video of the crash crash
Wasted my time op

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>>38776913
>wants a gf
>scared of girls

>>38776913
>want a comfy home
>scared there will be no food tonight

>want to open up to someone
>scared of being hurt

>wake up
>lie in bed for 2-3 hours trying to think of reasons to get out of bed
>eventually get up due to either being thirst or needing go to the bathroom
>eat something light like nuts/fruit/toast for breakfast since I can't be fucked to cook
>browse 4chan and read books for the entire day until I get tired enough to fall asleep
>repeat

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>>38776890
>wake up at 11 to 12 AM
>eat TV dinner for breakfast
>read the news
>browse /g/ and /r9k/
>browse reddit
>browse porn websites
>do this until 3 AM, while intermittently eating, shitting, pissing, showering
>go to sleep
I'm dying

>>38776936
>11 to 12 AM
Oh fuck, that's 11 AM to 12 PM, huh. 11:00 to 12:00 in the metric system.

>tfw try to use Ameritard units on an American website
>fail

>>38776853
>Yui with long hair
What is this sorcery

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Someone told me recently that loneliness kills you. I really do feel like I'm dying.

>>38776875
>Yui with long hair
you mean ui?