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Anonymous
2017-08-01 10:15:57 Post No.38785916
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>A-anon! I was changing my clothes stop perving me else I will tell our mom!
>Seriously... you're such a creepy loser. Why do I have to share my room with you?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:18:31 Post No.38785986
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>>38785916
wtf. how does she have such a cute little dick and balls

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>>38785916
Please god tell me this is not a shop

Anonymous 2017-08-01 11:06:19 Post No.38786903
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>>38785986
>she

originininin

Anonymous
>just a plant tho 2017-08-01 10:15:27 Post No.38785905
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>just a plant tho Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:15:27 Post No. 38785905 [Report] [View this topic]

>snort half a gram of ketamine/ lots of lsd/shrooms etc...
>have amazing life-affirming experiences

>smoke a minuscule amount of pot
>get agonizingly obsessive, literally worse than a knife stab through your hand while sober

what the fuck is wrong with my psychology?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:16:41 Post No.38785940
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>>38785905
You're a retarded druggie normalfaggot

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:19:30 Post No.38786007
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>>38785940
its 2017
if you're not a tech-illiterate you should know how to get drugs without connections

>inb4 spooks about the inherent evil in drug use

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:21:50 Post No.38786051
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>>38786007
>its 2017
Oh, the super funny >current year maymay.
You're definitely a normalfag.

Anonymous
2017-08-01 10:13:36 Post No.38785866
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:13:36 Post No. 38785866 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey robots, Wang here, you just gotta be yourself

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:14:48 Post No.38785887
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>>38785866

Girls only fuck Rice because he has money now

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:15:47 Post No.38785912
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>>38785866
Jay Park is a turbomanlet.
T. Korean

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>>38785866
I get so angry when I see an Asian dude with a woman. It can even be an Asian woman he's with and it still pisses me off for some reason. It makes me think the woman needs to be eradicated.

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2017-08-01 10:13:03 Post No.38785855
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:13:03 Post No. 38785855 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do so many of us think having a gf would solve our sadness?

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:14:05 Post No.38785876
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>>38785855
Because so many of you haven't had a girlfriend.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:14:30 Post No.38785883
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:14:30 Post No.38785883 [Report]

it won't. i knew a chad with a gf and he still killed himself lol.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:14:59 Post No.38785894
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>>38785855
Because it's something we lack. Because we are unhappy. Maybe getting something we lack will fix that unhappiness.

Anonymous
2017-08-01 10:10:39 Post No.38785810
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:10:39 Post No. 38785810 [Report] [View this topic]

Ok Anon, I'll go on a date with you. But Biscuits is coming too, just to make sure you don't try anything.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:16:43 Post No.38785943
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Good name for a dog

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:41:57 Post No.38786461
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:41:57 Post No.38786461 [Report]

*kill female*
*rape dog*

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:46:23 Post No.38786544
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>>38785810
>tfw cucked by a dog

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2017-08-01 10:10:04 Post No.38785800
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:10:04 Post No. 38785800 [Report] [View this topic]

dubs names my cow

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:12:14 Post No.38785838
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>>38785800
Xtremehoof

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ThornPlateau

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:15:07 Post No.38785898
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latvijasgejs

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So this happened to me tonight 2017-08-01 10:09:29 Post No.38785787
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So this happened to me tonight Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:09:29 Post No. 38785787 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>live in a shit town with forest everywhere
>need a good laptop
>no money
>parents want me to do sports to pay me the laptop
>try running at 8pm
>run too far
>dont want to run back
>its getting dark but i am thinking about taking a "shortcut" through the fields
>fuckit
>take the shortcut
>after one hour of pushing shit aside to walk i can barely feel my legs and my hands hurt
>look at my hands
>scratches everywhere
>losing power
>making it to the next tree
>10% battery on my phone
>fuck.png
>calling my parents
>telling them my coordinates
>phone dead
>waiting in the dark
>hear noises everywhere
>uncomfortable.jpg
>stay there because thats the last coordinates i sent my parents
>after half an hour i hear voices
>scream
>they scream back
>oh yes
>hear police siren
>nice they are coming for me
>screaming my name all over so they can find me
>hear a helicopter
>this isnt here for me right? it will pass right above me
>circling above me
>fuckyeah they sent a helicopter
>voices coming closer
>i see a flashlight
>stand up and try making my way to it
>nice policelady with 2 men behind here
>they ask me if everything is ok
>of course
>i follow them through all the fucking shit high grass
>finally i can see people
>saved.png
>my mom handing me a bottle of water
>never was so happy to get water
>thanking the police
>driving home with my mom
>drinking even more water at home
>shower
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>putting some salve over my scratches
>jumping into my bed
>feelsgood
>never gonna take unknown shortcuts again (at night)

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:14:09 Post No.38785878
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>>38785787
>they sent a helicopter
How the fuck... did they just ask for a helicopter or is that standard for search parties?

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:17:00 Post No.38785949
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Good luck paying the cost of a police helicopter just because you couldn't find back home

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:19:54 Post No.38786015
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>>38785787
>Retarded Man Gets Lost in Forest
I can see the headlines now

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2017-08-01 10:05:38 Post No.38785702
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:05:38 Post No. 38785702 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I get my gf to stop bullying me?
She can be really mean sometimes but I'm afraid she'll leave me and accuse me of rape if I leave her.

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:06:52 Post No.38785738
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>>38785702
And this, robots, is why you don't get a gf.

It's all fun and games until she knows you love her.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:07:06 Post No.38785742
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>>38785702
>How do I get my gf to stop bullying me?
How does she bully you?

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:09:56 Post No.38785794
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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:09:56 Post No.38785794 [Report]

You can start by GETTING THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE NORMIE SCUM!

Anonymous
HE IS DEAD!!!! 2017-08-01 10:04:19 Post No.38785677
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HE IS DEAD!!!! Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:04:19 Post No. 38785677 [Report] [View this topic]

DOCTORS ACCIDENTALLY POPPED HIS LUNG. HE IS IN A PERMANENT COMA!!!
RIP BOOGIE
1974-2017

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:04:46 Post No.38785691
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>>38785677
why df did they throw him into a pool

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:05:51 Post No.38785706
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>>38785691
It's a stupid movie refrence. Sunset Boulevard.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:06:22 Post No.38785715
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>>38785691
To make sure the lung stays inflated

the magical psychic
I can recite your personality traits without having met you: The thread 2017-08-01 10:03:58 Post No.38785668
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I can recite your personality traits without having met you: The thread the magical psychic 2017-08-01 10:03:58 Post No. 38785668 [Report] [View this topic]

Your interests consist of Anime and Gaming
You use last.fm
You are some flavor of LGBT
You are a linux user
You have a minimalist anime wallpaper
You are a NEET
You browse /g/, /r9k/, and /w/
You actively use Discord yet rant about "nonfree software"
You have 500 steam games but have only played 1 hour this month
You have 2 or more monitors, one in portrait view
You have an "aesthetic" vaporwave cover photo and/or profile pic
Your steam comments are littered with "daddy"s, cummies, and uwus
You sample other people's songs and make "lofi hiphop chill grooves"
You have an anime figure collection and at least one pop funko
Your interfaces and terminal playlists are entirely in Japanese but you cannot read any of it
Your e-mail service is cock.li
You want a "tomoko steam bf"
You have custom CSS to display your waifu on the bottom left hand corner of your favorite board
You are subscribed to loot crate
You would rather whine about not being in a relationship than be in one
You have a tiny pastel keyboard that does not have arrow keys, function keys, or a num pad

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Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:14:24 Post No.38785881
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>You actively use Discord yet rant about "nonfree software"
It's mostly because there are no messaging apps that are both open source and used by almost everyone. While I'd like to use a FOSS messaging app, I'm afraid it's not possible.

Anonymous 2017-08-01 10:15:53 Post No.38785915
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