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So this happened to me tonight 2017-08-01 10:09:29 Post No.
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>be me
>live in a shit town with forest everywhere
>need a good laptop
>no money
>parents want me to do sports to pay me the laptop
>try running at 8pm
>run too far
>dont want to run back
>its getting dark but i am thinking about taking a "shortcut" through the fields
>fuckit
>take the shortcut
>after one hour of pushing shit aside to walk i can barely feel my legs and my hands hurt
>look at my hands
>scratches everywhere
>losing power
>making it to the next tree
>10% battery on my phone
>fuck.png
>calling my parents
>telling them my coordinates
>phone dead
>waiting in the dark
>hear noises everywhere
>uncomfortable.jpg
>stay there because thats the last coordinates i sent my parents
>after half an hour i hear voices
>scream
>they scream back
>oh yes
>hear police siren
>nice they are coming for me
>screaming my name all over so they can find me
>hear a helicopter
>this isnt here for me right? it will pass right above me
>circling above me
>fuckyeah they sent a helicopter
>voices coming closer
>i see a flashlight
>stand up and try making my way to it
>nice policelady with 2 men behind here
>they ask me if everything is ok
>of course
>i follow them through all the fucking shit high grass
>finally i can see people
>saved.png
>my mom handing me a bottle of water
>never was so happy to get water
>thanking the police
>driving home with my mom
>drinking even more water at home
>shower
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>putting some salve over my scratches
>jumping into my bed
>feelsgood
>never gonna take unknown shortcuts again (at night)
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>>38785787
>they sent a helicopter
How the fuck... did they just ask for a helicopter or is that standard for search parties?
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Good luck paying the cost of a police helicopter just because you couldn't find back home
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>>38785787
>Retarded Man Gets Lost in Forest
I can see the headlines now
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>>38785787
you wont be able to afford toilet paper after you get the bill for that search party. no lappytop for anon
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>>38785878
It's standard and included in the
liability insurance (which i am happy about)
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>>38785787
This is the most embarressing thing I ever read on this board.
Man used to be able to know where he was instantly by just looking up at the sky. Now he's been made completely dependent on the societal jew.
This is what they wanted from the beginning. We'll be round up any day now, too weak to fight, too weak to survive.
We're tamed.
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>>38785787
Good job being a gigantic inconvenience to everyone you fucking retard
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>>38785878
>be me 17
>at class party at friend house, 10 km from home
>be drunk
>party is boring as fuck
>see the girl I like kissing with an other guy
>too painful, I leave
>2 am
>started going home on foot
>on a freeway without lights, raining
>came home at 4am
>wait 7am, enter house and go to sleep
>dad busted me
>he still doesn't know what i did that night
this is probably the worst experience i got
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So beta.
I was 13 in a school trip to a forest. We were coming back in the evening and I was the first in line. I was running ahead because I wanted to be first to go to the hotel.
After 15 min I'm lost. I wait. No one is coming.
I realize i took a wrong path and I'm lost. I had no phone.
I remember coming from the opposite direction of the sun but the sun was already set so I could not know the path. Slept on the ground. Used a bush as a hiding spot because I heard animal sounds.
Woke up.
See the sun rise. I know where to go.
Mfw I went back to the hotel and no one even knew I was gone. We were divided into rooms and my roomates did not report I was missing because they were scared of having ripercussion.
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