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God damn it
>be me, not uggo guy, just average 6/10
>normie coworkers tell me about pic related
>"you should try it Anon, I met my gf on there"
>think "fuck it" and install and make a profile
>2 weeks of use
>zero replies, matches, likes for me, anything
>90% of grills are turbo-roasties anyway
What's your experience with this app anons? How to I solve my problem of >tfw no gf with or without the use of this horrible app?
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LARP as chad on tinder
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>>38866079
it took me some more time and tries than I expected at first, but it works.
give it time and learn from your mistakes, use it like a game where you slowly level up your social skills
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>>38866114
>t. Normalfag
>hurr durr just b urself mayn
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Reminder that sour cream and onion chips are the key to a man's happiness.
I saw it in a dream last night.
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>>38865973
original salt chips are better
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I've been eating BBQ lately, maybe this is why I suffer
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>>38865983
There's a very good reason as to why nobody has said that sentence before.
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I sold $30k worth of bitcoins about a week ago
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I want to fucking die
origgaaa
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>>38865971
when did you buy them?
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>>38866081
forgot the date but at $2500
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>>38865971
Can I have $30
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Chad comes in many different forms. What types of Chad have you encountered in your life?
>Gamer Chad, who probably solely plays Dota/Overwatch/Nintendo games and who slyly seduces women both IRL and over in-game voice chat
>Shy Chad, who is quiet/unassuming at first but very attractive and somehow always knows exactly how to ravage a woman once she's under his spell
>Depressed Chad, who claims to be constantly sad and lonely but persistently has a girlfriend and/or beds women because he was born with natural good looks and charm
>Stoner Chad, who spends over half of his life high and usually isn't even hot, but fucks girls every other day because he has weed and is very sleazy
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>average look chad; not conventionally attractive but through personality, status and/or money is still inundated with women and is consider chad among the more stereotypical chad community
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>>38866080
Personality Chads are the fucking worst
>Fat/ugly/average-looking guy
>Still gets girls because he can talk to them without fear and is naturally dominant
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>>38865966
ITT: people thinking that Brads are Chads
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>be socially awkward girl
>spend my teenage years on 4chan
>/r9k/ teaches me that my purity matters and that successful relationships only happen for virgin girls
>concentrate on school, ignore high school boys
>end up spending a lot of time on /s/ and /hm/ and then /d/ and motherless
>develop a lot of really weird fetishes
>at age 20 meet a nice boy on 4chan
>meet up with him, fall in love, date for a year
>he loves me and he's willing to wait until I'm ready
>finally convince myself it's not wrong to have sex before marriage if I know we're going to be together for the rest of our lives
>we finally fuck
>he's completely vanilla
>no fetishes
>almost no sex drive
>wants sex once a month
I don't know why I listened to you guys for so long. I spent ten fucking years repressing myself because I thought it would make me a better partner. Now I'm going to spend the rest of my fucking life repressed because of this bullshit. That, or be tainted goods for the rest of my life. Fuck you guys.
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>>38865958
You two aren't sexually comapitable. Talk to him and if you can't fix it, then dump him and move on.
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You didn't discuss your sexualities before fucking?
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>>38865958
>Learns from /r9k/ that purity matters, apparently
>Proceeds to go and get addicted to countless depraved and degenerate fetishes
Are you a retarded cunt, or just a cunt?
Not our fault that you decided taking 10 black dicks in the ass was the only thing that turned you on. Go become a slut if you want to indulge in "exciting fetishes". The life of purity is not for you.
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God I wish I was dead.
I just went out for dinner with my family and the waitress was an absolute 10/10, not stacy looking but extremely attractive with a nice smile and was very polite / kind. My dad jokingly said "damn son i bet you wish she was on the menu" and I said " haha yeah i wish"
>my grandmother follows up by saying " why don't you ask out her anon, that's how you meet people"
>mum says the same " you never know if you don't try anon!"
>i'm a 24 year old unemployed disheveled retard
>thinking this is ever a good idea
They kept nagging me about it all night too, feel like utter shit, I don't even know why my family somehow think a 10/10 girl is in my league.
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>>38865874
damn anon
maybe your family thinks you were attractive enough to get her but you just dont know how attractive you are
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>>38866543
hahahahaha
no anon.
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>>38865874
"frog eye roll.jpg"
normie?
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All that trash is not growing legs and taking itself out any time soon, wagecuck.
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>>38865846
Hey wagecucks, I know you are lurking, don't be afraid and respond.
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>>38865846
Why do you bother us so?
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>>38866028
You guys shot first. Don't dish it out if you cannot take it back.
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This post is original i don't give a fuck *sips*
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>>38865810
Oooooorigeanallll ayyyyy
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moaaaaadsssss
get in here
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>>38865810
I really like red bull. I don't like energy drinks, but one of these the night before a paper hand in goes miles tbqh.
When I found out about it being thai, it just made it even more cool. Idk why they don't advertise that on the bottle (I think it says some european shit hole)
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Get up, wagecuck. Your two days of freedom are already ticking away quickly.
Tick
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>>38865734
Haha fuck you NEET.
It's a long weekend for me. Maybe I'll use all this extra money to celebrate somehow.
Enjoy that sub tho. Did you buy from the 6 grams menu?
No. Of course you didn't. Well, bon appetit.
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But i only work 2 16h shifts a week. Im.also not going to pretend i do anything after 10pm since all the residents are asleep.
Legit love my position atm + 5 days off
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>>38865757
>b...b...but I can buy things with the slaving I did!!
Wagecucks are so funny!
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At work:
>Do you have ADHD or something?
>You should try going on benefit. Seriously, did you ever consider it?
>Holy shit, you're traumatized
>Haha, this guy is pathological
At home:
>Room mates: "Hey, let's call anon out for the barbeque", "What? Can't you see he's fucked in the head?"
>Is this guy on drugs or something?
>This guy is so creepy
>Maybe he's going to kill us haha
>no family or friends, been homeless before
I just resigned from work, I am seriously considering going homeless again.
FUCK EVERYTHING, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN VIOLENT ALCOHOLIC FAILURES AND BATSHIT INSANE WHORES DECIDE TO KEEP THE KID AFTER THEY FUCK AT A PARTY
GOD DAMN FUCK ALL MY DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY IS GETTING REPLACED BY RESENT AND ANGER AND I AM GENUINELY LOSING MY FUCKING MIND.
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I give up, what do I have to get diagnosed with to get put on benefit in the UK?
What should I avoid saying so I don't end up in a mental institute?
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>>38865800
Attention is attention.
Stop whining.
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Have you TRIED being normal?
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Why dont you get into archery anon?
Its a great form of exercise for the upper body, and the archery community is very welcoming and helpful.
>Alpha as fuck
>Great for gun cucked countries
>they cant run forensics on a homemade arrow
>gives off a cool and hip vibe to normies
>cool inexpensive hobby
>great for hunting, free food and stuff
Well anon?
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>>38865704
>alpha
>cool
>hunting
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>cool inexpensive hobby
My setup cost around $2000
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>>38865704
I am, target shooting is pretty fun anon desu.
I don't want to hurt any animals though.
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When will my vision stop getting worsE? I need new glasses every year. The doctor said my vision is stabilizing 5 years ago, but it seems to be rapidly deteriorating. Is it because I use the computer too much? But so many others in the world do, too..................
Its not fair.
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>>38865702
You spend how many hours on the computer a day?
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well too fucking bad seems like you are going to be the girl in the picture. I recommend cyanide personally.
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>>38865702
Ask your doctor retard
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>Be me
>Friend's GF is gone on vacation for a week
>Friend asks me to stay over for a night
>I say sure
>I stay over we game all night long
>next morning friend is taking a long shower
>I go into his GF's room, go through her panty drawer
>find a nice purple pair with those big brown stains
>take them to upstairs bathroom and jerk it with them
>threw them in trash and took trash out to hide evidence
How fucked am I?
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> threw them in trash and took trash out to hide evidence
You aren't, you hid the evidence.
But you are mentally fucked, because no gf in society is "BAD"
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>>38865645
Should've taken it back to the basement, buckaroo.
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>>38865712
Did it mainly because im a kissless virgin that will always be alone.
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There are often self-deprecating threads around here so lets be nice about ourselves. What are some good traits about yourself? What are you talented at?
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>>38865568
The people I usually associate with find me funny.
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>>38866164
Gj gaise!
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>>38865568
I'm extremely self-important, and despite that I have the good manners to keep myself away from others in quarantine.
"So anon, why would you like to work here? What was it about our company that attracted you?"
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>>38865443
the money, definitely the money
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I want to work at your company so when you are not ready and looking the other way I can rip your top open and drink your guts.
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>>38865443
because i need money and a job to live and maybe pop bottles on the weekends too.
literally every dude that was like :ooo ur company blah blah" is lying they all just want a job too and its a bullshit kiss ass question